Play With Death

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-11-30 11:47pm

GoldenEye 64 with pistols only, License to kill, and a particular map (I can at least boast having a 20-0-0 win against two friends.

I think Death won't be too hard)

Or The Specialists, no Barret. My Golden Colts shall pwn Death.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-11-30 11:49pm

aerius wrote:Roshombo. I get the first turn.

Aren't you assuming that Death is a male entity with male genitalia? For all you know, all divinities are female. And even if Death was male, there's no guarantee that he'd have balls.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-11-30 11:56pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Aren't you assuming that Death is a male entity with male genitalia? For all you know, all divinities are female. And even if Death was male, there's no guarantee that he'd have balls.

Hmm...good point, but still, how many people can say they kicked Death in the crotch? That is a major accomplishment right there.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-01 12:06am

My very own Boobie-Matchin' Game, naturally.

Link in case you haven't read about it yet.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-01 12:25am

Pokemon. Because no self respecting Lord of the Dead could cope with the humiliation if he lost.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-01 12:31am

If Death wasn't up for the Boobie Game, I think I'd go for Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-01 12:32am

Zaia wrote:If Death wasn't up for the Boobie Game, I think I'd go for Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Now there's an idea

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-01 12:36am

How do you guys know that Death wouldn't kick ass at all of those games? He knows everything, after all. You have to pick a game where you'd have a reasonable assurance that he simply can't perform, such as a pissing distance contest. From all accounts, he is a skeleton with no functioning penis or body fluids, so he can't win.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-01 12:38am

Darth Wong wrote:How do you guys know that Death wouldn't kick ass at all of those games? He knows everything, after all. You have to pick a game where you'd have a reasonable assurance that he simply can't perform, such as a pissing distance contest. From all accounts, he is a skeleton with no functioning penis or body fluids, so he can't win.

Death or no Death...Id still destroy him at table football

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-01 12:39am

Darth Wong wrote:How do you guys know that Death wouldn't kick ass at all of those games? He knows everything, after all. You have to pick a game where you'd have a reasonable assurance that he simply can't perform, such as a pissing distance contest. From all accounts, he is a skeleton with no functioning penis or body fluids, so he can't win.

Because even if Death did beat me at Pokemon, I'd get to sit around taking the piss and getting everyone to giggle at him as he dispenses eternal torment. Given that they seem to churn out these things fairly regularly, with several hundred new names each time, we could simply work our way through them for a few thousand years and then repeat until he breaks down and cries like a little girl.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-12-01 12:44am

The way I see it, Death has been around since forever. And he seems to be a busy guy, especially since the world population hit 6 billion, and I have to think he also must reap the life essences of animals, too. No time for him to become good at Bomberman. Besides, I AM the Bomberman master of the universe. I'm sure ol' Deathy-boy knows I post here, since he knows all and whatnot; he can read my post. If he's got the cajones he can bring his creaky-ass dusty nuts on anytime. I'll let him pick the board, too. AND I'll give him a freebie in a best of three tournament. I'm talking the classic SNES Bomberman, too. No, Fuck that, I'll let him PICK which Bomberman we play. Then, After I kick his ass Bill and Ted-style, (Best of 3, 5, 7, 9, and 11), I'll go have a Pepsi while GR Blankaballs him all to shit on Streetfighter 2.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-12-01 12:48am

Americas Army.

I OWN there.

if not that, I will challenge him to a 1V1 in freespace 2.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-01 12:48am

Darth Wong wrote:How do you guys know that Death wouldn't kick ass at all of those games? He knows everything, after all. You have to pick a game where you'd have a reasonable assurance that he simply can't perform, such as a pissing distance contest. From all accounts, he is a skeleton with no functioning penis or body fluids, so he can't win.

Well, who says I would bother trying to beat him? I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I think it's kind of obvious that I wasn't out to beat him in the masterful game of wits that is Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-12-01 12:54am

Naked Cowboy Crisco Twister.

Just like Twister, but naked, with cowboy hats, and crisco.

Death runs screaming.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-01 01:03am

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-12-01 01:16am

Darth Wong wrote:How do you guys know that Death wouldn't kick ass at all of those games? He knows everything, after all. You have to pick a game where you'd have a reasonable assurance that he simply can't perform, such as a pissing distance contest. From all accounts, he is a skeleton with no functioning penis or body fluids, so he can't win.

Well, Rodan is a very mobile creature (at least for a skyscraper-sized monster), so good luck pinning me down. And simply put, no self-respecting mortal would ever play as Pichu (or as I like call it, the travel-sized vibrator). Which is exactly why I will use Pichu.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2003-12-01 01:28am

*kicks post back on topic*
Fooseball or Monkey Fight 2

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-12-01 01:34am

Monkey Dogfight's better.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2003-12-01 01:55am

Only cause you win (almost

)all the time ¬¬

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-12-01 02:05am

AnimeJet wrote:Only cause you win (almost )all the time ¬¬

Exactly.

Actually, another good game to play against Death would be a swimming race. Bones can't float.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-01 02:34am

Frank Hipper wrote:Naked Cowboy Crisco Twister.

Just like Twister, but naked, with cowboy hats, and crisco.

Death runs screaming.

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-12-01 02:35am

I have it on excellent authority that Death is crap at Chess. Just to ensure I win, however, I will ask Death to return to hte Mortal Realm and post about the upcoming Tourney To End ALLLL Tourneys on the net. And absently mention USENET.

He'll never escape.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-01 02:38am

Anyone else have "Devil Went Down to Georgia" in their heads while reading this thread, or is it just me?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-01 02:49am

Zaia wrote:Anyone else have "Devil Went Down to Georgia" in their heads while reading this thread, or is it just me?

I do.

And I'd challenge him to a game of Halo. Give me my favorite level and within seconds I'll have active camoflague, an overshield, and my favorite Spanker while he's stuck with a wimpy plasma rifle.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-01 03:12am

Ooh, ooh, I'll play Sink with him!