Play With Death

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-12-01 03:15am

Medal of Honour: Allied Assault, pistols only. Ph34r m3 lug3r skillz.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2003-12-01 03:33am

Probably Total Annihilation or StarCraft. All up, those two games have been the ones I've spent the most amount of time on, with the possible exception of Diablo II, which I will no longer touch with a 10ft Pole.

If with TA, I'd build 50 Hawks and school Death into the meaning of "aerial superiority." Hooyeh.

If with StarCraft I'd do the same with battlecruisers, with dropships landing marines. Yeehah.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-12-01 04:17am

Flightsim anything civilian. either microsoft FS2002 or 2004 on a PC, or a full sized 747-400 training sim or 767-300 training sim (airline one). Attatch it to fly with a flight plan with full air traffic controll and real world weather and fly Sydney-Brisbane-Auckland-LosAngeles- Oakland-Chicago-Cleveland-Atlanta-Miami- Belgium-Milan-Heathrow-Copenhagen-Berlin- Paris-Singapore-Hongkong-Tokyo-Perth- Adelaide-Melbourne-Sydney. All single handed (ie no copilot) whoever gets there in one piece, and first wins. Close collisions cause a loss of 30 minutes. Being off track without Air Traffic Controll clearance cause loss of 20 minutes. Break of procedure without advisory or requirement by controllers cause loss of 60 minutes penalty. Any other dangerous situation caused by the pilot is loss of 15 minutes penalty. Race ya round the world.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-12-01 07:17am

Tekken III, i´m nina.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-12-01 08:22am

Shit contest. Who ever shits the most wins. But since Death has no ass.....

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2003-12-01 08:32am

Total Annihilation with the over crude water map. Build several hundred voodoos

or just nuke him.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-12-01 10:27am

I'll Roshambeau Death for my soul, I get first kick and I'll make sure I'm wearing steel toed combat boots.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-12-01 11:50am

Magic the Gathering. Death would pick a black deck, I'd build an anti-black cheese deck.

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-12-01 12:23pm

Game: Halo
Level: Sidewinder
Modes: 1.) All players invisible. 2.) No radar.

I'll hunt the bitch down, he's mine.

Not only that, but I'll kill him by pistol whip. Then I'll squat on his corpse.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-01 02:08pm

I'll laugh when Death turns out to be a ten-year old boy who kicks all of your asses at your video games and the like, but who is not used to boobie-watchin' and therefore loses at my Boobie Game!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-01 02:19pm

Zaia wrote:I'll laugh when Death turns out to be a ten-year old boy who kicks all of your asses at your video games and the like, but who is not used to boobie-watchin' and therefore loses at my Boobie Game!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Better hope Death doesn't have a photographic memory.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-12-01 11:36pm

Blackjack. I play the house. The house always wins.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-12-02 04:10am

Darth Wong wrote:He knows everything, after all.

I don't think that necessarily translates into skill at a game. Rush Limbaugh probably knows a lot more about football than the average jock at a high school, but he'd get pasted on the field.

Actually, another good game to play against Death would be a swimming race. Bones can't float.

Eh, then he just runs on the bottom of the pool.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-02 05:24am

Zaia wrote:I'll laugh when Death turns out to be a ten-year old boy who kicks all of your asses at your video games and the like, but who is not used to boobie-watchin' and therefore loses at my Boobie Game!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Actually Death is a skeleton, classical grim reaper, and he likes cats.
And even the gods themselves answer to Death.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-02 05:29am

Darth Wong wrote:How do you guys know that Death wouldn't kick ass at all of those games? He knows everything, after all. You have to pick a game where you'd have a reasonable assurance that he simply can't perform, such as a pissing distance contest. From all accounts, he is a skeleton with no functioning penis or body fluids, so he can't win.

He does eat though, loves curry...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-02 05:44am

Death: Dammit Chess takes to long
Me: Ok, AD&D first edition Rules, I GM
Death: Fuck!!
Me: Roll you character now, no cheating.....

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-12-02 05:48am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:How do you guys know that Death wouldn't kick ass at all of those games? He knows everything, after all. You have to pick a game where you'd have a reasonable assurance that he simply can't perform, such as a pissing distance contest. From all accounts, he is a skeleton with no functioning penis or body fluids, so he can't win.
He does eat though, loves curry...

That's just the Discworld Death which has been anthropomorphisised (sp) by the humans there. I think we're going for the classic "grim reaper" death.

In which case i'd chalenge him to one of the following:
Tekken 4
Strip poker (does he wear any clothes apart from the robe)
Cripple Mister Onion (in case it is the DW death)
Championship Manager (10 seasons, whoever has the best team wins)
Twister (ph3ar my abnormal twisting skillz)

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-02 06:04am

2000AD wrote:That's just the Discworld Death which has been anthropomorphisised (sp) by the humans there. I think we're going for the classic "grim reaper" death.

Just? Bah, thats the coolest character ever.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-12-02 06:23am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
2000AD wrote:That's just the Discworld Death which has been anthropomorphisised (sp) by the humans there. I think we're going for the classic "grim reaper" death.
Just? Bah, thats the coolest character ever.

I know he is and i'm also betting that's him in your avatar now as well

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2003-12-02 12:06pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
2000AD wrote:That's just the Discworld Death which has been anthropomorphisised (sp) by the humans there. I think we're going for the classic "grim reaper" death.
Just? Bah, thats the coolest character ever.

I agree...

And damnit, I need a Hogfather/Death avatar too!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2003-12-02 12:11pm

X-Wing Alliance. I am the king of the flight sims. I would ram a full magazine of concussion missiles up his ass before he knew I was in-system.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-02 12:46pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Zaia wrote:I'll laugh when Death turns out to be a ten-year old boy who kicks all of your asses at your video games and the like, but who is not used to boobie-watchin' and therefore loses at my Boobie Game!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Actually Death is a skeleton, classical grim reaper, and he likes cats.
And even the gods themselves answer to Death.

Ever think that maybe all that skeleton mumbo jumbo was just propaganda for the time when someone would come bearing a challenge such as this? Hmmm?

Besides, being locked into the idea that Death is a bony guy with a scythe is rather bland. Think outside the box, people! C'mon!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-02 12:52pm

Zaia wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
Zaia wrote:I'll laugh when Death turns out to be a ten-year old boy who kicks all of your asses at your video games and the like, but who is not used to boobie-watchin' and therefore loses at my Boobie Game!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Actually Death is a skeleton, classical grim reaper, and he likes cats.
And even the gods themselves answer to Death.
Ever think that maybe all that skeleton mumbo jumbo was just propaganda for the time when someone would come bearing a challenge such as this? Hmmm?

Besides, being locked into the idea that Death is a bony guy with a scythe is rather bland. Think outside the box, people! C'mon!

A cute frizzy haired woman who wears a halter top and jeans?

Natorgator · Post by **Natorgator** » 2003-12-02 01:00pm

I'd challenge him to an old-style match in Duke Nukem 3D, I was invincible on the stadium level.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-02 03:47pm

Zaia wrote:Besides, being locked into the idea that Death is a bony guy with a scythe is rather bland. Think outside the box, people! C'mon!

Sometimes the box has all the best ideas.

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