Play With Death

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-02 04:52pm

Zaia wrote:Ever think that maybe all that skeleton mumbo jumbo was just propaganda for the time when someone would come bearing a challenge such as this? Hmmm?

Besides, being locked into the idea that Death is a bony guy with a scythe is rather bland. Think outside the box, people! C'mon!

Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman wrote a series of books where Death was a woman. A quote from the book went something along the lines of. "For some reason, he wasn't surprised that Death was a woman."

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-12-02 05:38pm

Hm, anything from the X-Wing series would suit me fine.

Either that, or one of the Yugioh games for the GBA.

kornstar08562 · Post by **kornstar08562** » 2003-12-02 11:19pm

if not that, I will challenge him to a 1V1 in freespace 2.[/quote]

YES!!!! freespace is the uber space sim long live the GTVA

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-12-02 11:45pm

Super Smash Bros. NOT melee... The classic. I've only played one person in years that could match me on a regular basis...

TFC, sniping match.

UT, Instagib. Or Quake 3, Corkscrew Mod.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-12-02 11:55pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Goldeneye 64.

I am God with that game.
Bring it on any day

Someday you're on.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-03 12:38am

Now just imagine if Death was Morpheus (Snadman)'s big sister as shown in the comics....

ooohhh Innerbrat is the reaper....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-03 12:41am

looks at IB dressed in black carrying a femor toped by Scicle claw talon staff-ulp....

Agent R · Post by **Agent R** » 2003-12-03 12:55am

No one wants to challenge Death to a game of Tic-Tac-Toe?

If you can't win, you can at least keep him (her, it) from winning, too.

Butterbean569 · Post by **Butterbean569** » 2003-12-03 01:55am

Euchre!

First off, I doubt he'd know what the game was. Second, even if he did, I'm awesome at it. THIRD, even if he knew what it was AND was awesome at it, there's still the luck of the draw

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-12-03 02:21am

Gross-out...

You have to come up with the most disgusting, depraved and evil statement involving one or more people that both contestants know.

You keep going until one person can't one-up the other, or one of you loses the completely dead-pan expression and cracks up.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-12-03 02:33am

Any Mechwarrior game. Personaly I would prefer Mechwarrior4 : Mercenaries.

The battle shall take place in a desert map. Both pilots will have clan Mechs and fight by the honorable clan rules of combat. It will be akin to a trial of position.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-12-03 03:43am

Thinking again, I'm pretty sure I could beat Death on a game of Archon II. Specially because Death wouldn't get all the unfair disadvantages that the computer player gets (diagonal attacks with units that specifically aren't allowed to do, and near-perfect guidance with Adept fireballs)

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-03 04:04am

weemadando wrote:You keep going until one person can't one-up the other, or one of you loses the completely dead-pan expression and cracks up.

If death is a skeleton, you lose by default

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-03 04:11am

No Death is a Goth Chick....

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-03 04:28am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:No Death is a Goth Chick....

Nope, I wouldn't say so no...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-12-03 04:33am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
weemadando wrote:You keep going until one person can't one-up the other, or one of you loses the completely dead-pan expression and cracks up.
If death is a skeleton, you lose by default

Cracking up can also be defined as:

Saying something like: "Thats disgusting-" "Stop it-" "Ewwww..."

Or just breaking into laughter.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-03 04:51am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:No Death is a Goth Chick....
Nope, I wouldn't say so no...

so obviously you have never met the Lady in question?

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-03 04:57am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:so obviously you have never met the Lady in question?

Just don't think it stands up to the classic grim reaper as he is described by Pratchett, chick or no chick.
The Discworld Death also has a granddaugther(who has on occasion filled in for Death when he's been doing other things, like trying to learn how to forget by getting drunk and such) that is supposedly pretty hot.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-03 06:11am

For Sex based games I challenge Death to a contest of performing cunnilingus on beautiful women. sinc eDeath Has no tongue and bony chin I will claim ultimate victory. and its win win since I woudl then get to perform cunnilingus on a beautiful woman.

Otherwise Id play him at Conkers Bad Fur Day, then play AS Death in the Multiplayer mode. Death would then be forced to defeat a 64 Bit version of himself.

If possible I would negotiate with him for his Job. I know several people that would be visited within the next coupel days or so afterward.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-12-03 07:16am

Agent R wrote:No one wants to challenge Death to a game of Tic-Tac-Toe?

If you can't win, you can at least keep him (her, it) from winning, too.

You'd just go on for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever ........

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-12-03 12:34pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:ooohhh Innerbrat is the reaper....

Sssh! Youll let my secret out.

I can't believe this thread is degnerating into Pratchett vs Gaiman.

Everyone forget your differences and read Good Omens.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-03 12:50pm

lol

hmm, Magic the Gathering with various fellow monkeys/Sci Fi ers playing the other hands....

Twiddles the reaper's highest attack card

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2003-12-03 04:59pm

InnerBrat wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:ooohhh Innerbrat is the reaper....
Sssh! Youll let my secret out.

I can't believe this thread is degnerating into Pratchett vs Gaiman.

Everyone forget your differences and read Good Omens.

"The best thing about being me, is there are so many me's"

Reaper man allows there to be many Deaths. The ending implies there to be a different Death for all the universes.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-12-03 10:39pm

Bill Door wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:ooohhh Innerbrat is the reaper....
Sssh! Youll let my secret out.

I can't believe this thread is degnerating into Pratchett vs Gaiman.

Everyone forget your differences and read Good Omens.
"The best thing about being me, is there are so many me's"

Reaper man allows there to be many Deaths. The ending implies there to be a different Death for all the universes.

Can't Forget the Great Attractor, the Universes Death....

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-04 01:19am

Homeworld, B5TC mod, latest release, research off, unit caps off, I get a Pentium 4 with 512 ram and 128 mb vid card.
I play minbari.
That fucker's toast.