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Is it any wonder? i'm amazed people didn't start making her most hated years ago.
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Amen.Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.
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Hey vagina is probably as dirty as Pam Andersons
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Whatever. The lengths to which supposedly heterosexual, single males go to prove that they would NOT fuck Britney Spears is a mystery to me.
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Hey, let's face it, Spears isn't really all that good looking. She's just a rather average girl packaged in a multimillion dollar glamour enema. You can see it on her face and body, she isn't gonna look anywhere near as good as she does now when she hits even thirty.Durran Korr wrote:Whatever. The lengths to which supposedly heterosexual, single males go to prove that they would NOT fuck Britney Spears is a mystery to me.
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Sure, she's an average girl, she just happens to be an average girl that I (and most other males around my age) would love to bang.Hey, let's face it, Spears isn't really all that good looking. She's just a rather average girl packaged in a multimillion dollar glamour enema.
Who cares? She's hot now and extremely hittable.You can see it on her face and body, she isn't gonna look anywhere near as good as she does now when she hits even thirty.
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I'd like to go more in-depth with this: I'm sure most of the people that hate her hate her because they believe she wouldn't have sold more than ten records without her looks, or that she doesn't have talent beyond saying she's a virgin and keeping a straight face but hogs the headlines anyway. Although I kind of understand those sentiments, my other point stays: She's doable.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm hardly surprised at this. If you're famous, you're going to have someone pissed off at you. She seems to have angered a large amount of people. Oh, and I'd do her as well.
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It's easy. I don't like her at all.Durran Korr wrote:Whatever. The lengths to which supposedly heterosexual, single males go to prove that they would NOT fuck Britney Spears is a mystery to me.
Simple as that.
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This man has his priorities in order.Durran Korr wrote:I don't care, I'd still do her.
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I just don't give a rat's ass. Sure, she's hot (at least on TV and in photos) but heavy makeup is quite a turnoff for me. And I'm in love with someone already, so why should I even bother?
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I didn't like her when she came out, but due to some lab chemical (or yeast?) now I find her....attractive. As long as I don't hear news about her.
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From that logic you wouldn't do any girl since there is no girl on Earth that looks good in every angle under any kind of lighting.Vympel wrote:
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Let me put it this way. I wouldn't hit that if she was the last woman on the planet.
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And with the chemicals seeping into her from all the cosmetics she uses, she may well end up being the last woman on Earth.Vertigo1 wrote:Let me put it this way. I wouldn't hit that if she was the last woman on the planet.
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You're not attracted to women at all, so that hardly counts as a scathing indictment of Britney Spears charms. As an active heterosexual, just let me say that while I think Britney Spears is utterly devoid of anything resembling talent, while her "music" could peel paint off the walls, while she is not the most stunning creature I have ever laid eyes on, she is, truthfully, a very attractive young lady, and I, for one, would not kick her out of bed for eating biscuits.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I would NOT hit that. Even with teledildonics from a thousand miles away!!!
You think it's a matter of angle and lighting? Try that she hasn't been in makeup for 5 hours so as to look good for public consumption. *Plenty* of girls look way better than that skank on the street, thanks.ArmorPierce wrote:
From that logic you wouldn't do any girl since there is no girl on Earth that looks good in every angle under any kind of lighting.
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Actually, Einy is bisexual IIRC.Perinquus wrote:You're not attracted to women at all, so that hardly counts as a scathing indictment of Britney Spears charms.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I would NOT hit that. Even with teledildonics from a thousand miles away!!!
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