Who would win in a fight?

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-02 05:09pm

Oompa Loompas

or

Munchkins

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-02 05:32pm

Ewoks Pwn both real good!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-02 07:07pm

Crap beaten to the punch,nicely done Einy

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-02 07:13pm

Oompa Loompas + Wonka's factory full of culinary weapons of destruction = Ewoks lose.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-12-02 07:15pm

The Oompas are infinitely more screwed up than the Munchkins, and that perpetual LSD trip definitely helps them.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-02 07:25pm

cut off the oompas from their supply of chocolate and you have an instant win. they seem pretty dependent on it.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-12-02 07:26pm

oompa-oompa doopity-doo
i've got another versus for you.

oompa-loompa doopity-dee
furry little ewoks fuckin' own thee!

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-12-02 07:28pm

Ewoks own them and then the Jawa's steal all of their shit...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-02 07:28pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:oompa-oompa doopity-doo
i've got another versus for you.

oompa-loompa doopity-dee
furry little ewoks fuckin' own thee!

Your hilarious parody with built in answer to the aformentioned question is no match for the insanity that is the Oompa Loompa army.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-02 07:28pm

Darth_Zod wrote:cut off the oompas from their supply of chocolate and you have an instant win. they seem pretty dependent on it.

I'm sensing a Jem Hadar parallel, this is where B&B get their ideas from, Willy Wonka is Founder No.1, Charlie is Weyounn and his Grandfather is Dukat. It all makes a horrific kind of sense.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-12-02 07:52pm

The Munchkins and Oompa Loompas would be slaughtered by Grunka Lunkas.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-02 07:54pm

Skimmer, have you been snooping around my biowarfare lab again?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-12-02 07:59pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:The Munchkins and Oompa Loompas would be slaughtered by Grunka Lunkas.

Mmmm... Slurm.

MORBO WILL DESTROY YOUR PUNY PLANET!!!

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-02 09:06pm

Darth_Zod wrote:cut off the oompas from their supply of chocolate and you have an instant win. they seem pretty dependent on it.

Yeah...but no offence...the munchkins were being oppressed by someone that could be killed by a water pistol...

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-02 09:20pm

They all die to swear bears.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-02 09:30pm

You know, I think I'd wanna see some Green cards for those Ompa Lumpas. I bet Lumpa land wasn't that bad and Willy Wonka just convinced them it was so he could get cheap labour. That he released all the Hornswagglers (I think) to scare them. [/conspiracy theory]

If the Ewoks can take out a legion of the Emporers best troops then I think they can take the Ompas and Munchkins. And between the Ompas and Munchkins, the Ompas would win, they'd like start feeding the Munchkins the chewing gun that turns you into a blueberry or the lemonade that makes 'em float away.

Zoltan · Post by **Zoltan** » 2003-12-02 10:38pm

Ewoks are awesome and definitely own both oompa-loompas and munchkins.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-12-02 10:46pm

Oompas have the advantage of all sorts of biological weapons that are stored in Wonka's factory (the candy that turns you into a blueberry could easily fool munchkin troops; everlasting gobstoppers would eliminate the need for food supply convoys; golden goose eggs could give them some serious muscle out on the black market).

Munchkins seem more docile by nature, and lack the sort of weaponry needed to fight off flying monkeys.

Therefore, it is in this writers opinion that the Gnomes would crush both parties in an unceremonious, one-sided bloodbath. Huzzah!

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-12-03 03:01am

Feh. I'll go with the Chumba Wumbas. They'll kick you in the shins!

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2003-12-03 03:28am

Munchkins were terrified of an old bitch who died to a bucket of water, and the oompa loompa's only observed victory was over some children on a candy factory tour. Ewoks helped defeat the Empire. Ewoks win.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-12-03 03:33am

The Wicked Witch of the West was killed by water. There's no proof the Wicked Witch of the East shared a similar affliction, as she was killed when a house fell on her. It was the WWotE who was oppressing the Munchkins, not the WWotW.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-12-03 12:37pm

Hobbits from the end of ROTK slice both into midget bits

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-05 09:26pm

Then my penguin hordes peck the hobit heathens to death and eat their bloodied corpses. *poit*

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2003-12-05 09:56pm

I don't know for sure. I think the Lollipop Local 405 despite their singy and dancy ways could be trouble for the pansy poetic Oompa Loompas. I mean, they're a freakin' union for crying out loud. You just don't fuck with the union.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-05 10:01pm

Penguins peck all their eyes out. Debate solved.