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The Machoman Randy Savage has became a rap artist. His first cd is "Be a Man"
Any body hear any of his songs yet?
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No, and I don't intend to. Rap sucks

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fgalkin wrote:No, and I don't intend to. Rap sucks
What about Russian rap? I've heard a bit of that, I thought it was very ghetto-phat although I was unsure what they were singing about.

In my opinion tough-guy thug artists like 50 cent and whoever are posers, and you have to go for foreign rap to get the real deal. So what if he dealt crack and has been shot? I'd rather listen to a Romanian gangstar who has killed a man with a flail made of bicycle chains.
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Rap the choice of untalented people :roll:
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fgalkin wrote:No, and I don't intend to. Rap sucks

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Agreed. Any schmuck can mumble infront of a mic and dance around like you're on hot coals. I'd like to see a single one of them sing anywhere near some of the talent that some 80's rockers had. Hell, even Bryan Adams had some rockin' songs back then.
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fgalkin wrote:No, and I don't intend to. Rap sucks

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Agreed. Any schmuck can mumble infront of a mic and dance around like you're on hot coals.
To me it seems they move like there was something itching in the equatorial region. :wink:
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I've heard the Randy Savage album. It is positively the worst thing in the entire universe. Words fail me.
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lance wrote:The Machoman Randy Savage has became a rap artist. His first cd is "Be a Man"
Any body hear any of his songs yet?
Yes I have, and I laughed my ass off. "Be a Man, Hogan." I do plan on picking it up too. Not because I like rap, but because I'm a fan of wrestling, and Savage is one of my all time favorites.
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This is the STRANGEST SHOT!!! Today I got an email from my sister in England. She was doint the pilot for a new game show over there and one of the guest was Mochoman. AFter the show she was just talking with him, like 'Are you wrestling anymore' his answer being 'No, I rap now'. She said she had to hold back her expression because she wasnt expecting an answer like that. Weird I just got that email today.

On a slightly different subject, I have to disagree a bit when Pablo said you have to go to a foreign country to find good rap. The thing is there are A LOT of good hiphop/rappers here but the record company's dont push them. I will say that about 90% of rap you see/hear on mainstream stations blow donkeykong balls. The guys who come from music backgrounds and actually talk about something other the "bling" and 'hoes' gets put on the back burner cuz they aren't "Edgy" enough for the record co's and to them "Edgy" means money and to hell with substance. Thats my bit.
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GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:I've heard the Randy Savage album. It is positively the worst thing in the entire universe. Words fail me.
Worse than the ones from Shatner and Nimoy?
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Macho Man Randy Savage rapping? Me thinks this would be worse than Richard Madelys Ali G impression *shudders*

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spongyblue wrote:This is the STRANGEST SHOT!!! Today I got an email from my sister in England. She was doint the pilot for a new game show over there and one of the guest was Mochoman. AFter the show she was just talking with him, like 'Are you wrestling anymore' his answer being 'No, I rap now'. She said she had to hold back her expression because she wasnt expecting an answer like that. Weird I just got that email today.

On a slightly different subject, I have to disagree a bit when Pablo said you have to go to a foreign country to find good rap. The thing is there are A LOT of good hiphop/rappers here but the record company's dont push them. I will say that about 90% of rap you see/hear on mainstream stations blow donkeykong balls. The guys who come from music backgrounds and actually talk about something other the "bling" and 'hoes' gets put on the back burner cuz they aren't "Edgy" enough for the record co's and to them "Edgy" means money and to hell with substance. Thats my bit.
This is actually rather true. If you look at real underground/indie hip-hop artists, you find good beats, smooth flow, and insightful lyrics. And rappers who know that to rhyme properly, one must do it in iambic pentameter. :D
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Name some good underground rap artists. I'm interested in hearing this "good" rap.
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Enigma wrote:Worse than the ones from Shatner and Nimoy?
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(sad thing is, I still have that video....)
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Heh now I remember all the snickers I got out of hearing Bubba the Love Sponge mock this album.
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I saw him perform "Be A Man" on Best Damn Sports Show. Apparently Hulk Hogan was saying some nasty things about Macho Mand and I think that somewhere along the line Hulk Hogan screwed Macho Man out of a big wad of cash. So Macho Man is calling out Hulk Hogan for (get this,) the first REAL professional wrestling match ever, which means it will be like Ultimate Fighting or Toughman. An actual, unstaged, complete with real violence.

The rapping is probably just an attempt to milk whats left of the Macho Man cash cow.
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Prodigy - Diesel Power
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
Run DMC songs
ICP songs, if i'm in a rare mood.

That's probably the maximum of the listenable rap, although eminem is sometimes entertaining.
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Montcalm wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:
fgalkin wrote:No, and I don't intend to. Rap sucks

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Agreed. Any schmuck can mumble infront of a mic and dance around like you're on hot coals.
To me it seems they move like there was something itching in the equatorial region. :wink:
And here I thought they were imitating the death throes of lab monkeys.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote: Agreed. Any schmuck can mumble infront of a mic and dance around like you're on hot coals.
To me it seems they move like there was something itching in the equatorial region. :wink:
And here I thought they were imitating the death throes of lab monkeys.
Bah. I have *seen* dying lab monkeys, and sir, rappers are NO dying lab monkeys.
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Rye wrote:Prodigy - Diesel Power
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise
Run DMC songs
ICP songs, if i'm in a rare mood.

That's probably the maximum of the listenable rap, although eminem is sometimes entertaining.
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lets see

De La Soul
Mos Def
Anything Produced by Dan "Automator" Nakamura (one of the guys behind the Gorillaz)
Anything produced by Prince Paul
Del the Funky Homo Sapien
Tribe Called Quest
Biz Markie (yeah the fat guy that was beat boxin in MIB 2, he works on A LOT of peoples albums and a lot of times goes uncredited)
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Rap in general is bad, but arabian rappers aren't so bad :D
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It's only called Rap because the C fell off the start.

Back on topic, i see this as a desprite last gasp by quite frankly a poor wrestler. I never liked Randy Savage and i never will.
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There's only a few rap groups/artists that I actually like:

Drunken Tiger- South Korean hip hop; some cool shit!
Jurassic 5
Missy Elliott

Most of the other stuff I can't stand....especially that rediculous "bling bling" shit. Fuck it!


Anyone remember Anthrax's I'm The Man? :lol:
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