Who the FUCK is Paris Hilton?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-04 09:56pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:If I were to watch that show on any regular basis, it would be in the vane hope that those two twits get kicked out/quit before the 30 days are up, or someone gives them the smack down of smack downs for their heinous incompetance and general twit like behavior.

I just saw 30 seconds of that crap and it was enough for me to say its just another freakshow for the retards.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-04 10:09pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Paris Hilton is a stupid little spoiled rich whore bimbo. End of story.
Sounds like my kinda lady

FUQ

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-12-04 10:18pm

Do you really want details? Or does the phrase "forcing her to drink his cum out of her own ass with a long straw" tell you enough that you don't need to know more?

I know you learn something new everyday, but damn.....

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-04 11:11pm

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:
Do you really want details? Or does the phrase "forcing her to drink his cum out of her own ass with a long straw" tell you enough that you don't need to know more?
I know you learn something new everyday, but damn.....

Hey, you learn something everyday, and it's usually something you didn't want to know.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-12-04 11:15pm

From what I'm hearing, the Hilton dynasty's prone to collapse twelve seconds after daddy buys the farm ...

(Maybe his plan is to try to marry her off. Then again, any man would commit suicide after a week of marriage to her. Let's hope her sister is more than meets the eye).

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-04 11:19pm

I'd fuck them both. At the same time.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-12-05 12:19am

Darth Wong wrote:
Nathan F wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: Of course not. Given the way we feel about this rich spoiled bitch, I'd nominate her for a Max Hardcore film. Those of you who have seen them will know why.
Could you elaborate a bit more for those of us who aren't as learned in the porno arts?
Do you really want details? Or does the phrase "forcing her to drink his cum out of her own ass with a long straw" tell you enough that you don't need to know more?

>>vomits<<

No...that's quite enou....>>vomits again<<

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-05 12:43am

Nathan F wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Do you really want details? Or does the phrase "forcing her to drink his cum out of her own ass with a long straw" tell you enough that you don't need to know more?
>>vomits<<

No...that's quite enou....>>vomits again<<

Seconded, Nathan!

/me searches hard drives for 'hardcore'

/me deletes anything with the word 'max' before hardcore

/me empties 150 megabytes out of a previously empty Recycle Bin.

/me finds LART for roommate's head.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 2003-12-05 12:45am

Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-12-05 01:33am

Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.

You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of a thousand denizens screaming in terror.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-12-05 01:42am

Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.

>>Shoots Jeremy<<

Don't ever screw with an armed redneck.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-05 01:46am

Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.

You might try looking around on Kazaa.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-05 01:49am

XaLEv wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.
You might try looking around on Kazaa.

Or open one of the dozens of spams in your Hotmail junkmail folder.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-05 02:23am

Or in the same place as Zeno's arrow...

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-12-05 10:32am

Gee, I feel left out since I missed "The Simple Life" with pushtoy 1 and pushtoy 2.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-12-05 10:57am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:There was nothing else on last night so I ended up watching The Simple Life. Let's just say that I've taken more productive shits in my life.
Hopefully, not while you were flying.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 wrote:CROW: Flying away in our poopy suits.

TOM: We'll be shaving our crayon
In our rayon.
Don't crap in you hand, crap in your poopy suit.
You'll feel relief
Filling your briefs.
Wooh!

MIKE: Fill your pants
over France
in your poopy suit.

CROW: Flying high in the poo,
free to do number two,
poo, poopy, doo.
- MST3K Episode 612: The Starfighters

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-05 11:45am

Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.

You could join the Brotherhood...where we once discussed the joys of the "Donkey Punch".

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-12-05 05:44pm

aerius wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.
You could join the Brotherhood...where we once discussed the joys of the "Donkey Punch".

...y'know, I may have to reconsider my decision to try and join the BotM when I turn 18, thanks to you...

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-05 06:17pm

Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.

I may have to ask some TGUers to invade just to make fun of you.
*Readys the lever.
*Preps the 2000 Petaton Coffee Bean launcher.
*Kicks Jeremy squarely in the groin

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-05 06:21pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.
I may have to ask some TGUers to invade just to make fun of you.
*Readys the lever.
*Preps the 2000 Petaton Coffee Bean launcher.
*Kicks Jeremy squarely in the groin

I think we're best left where we are, frankly, I've been neglecting my duties over there and need to readdress the balance... and does TONV know you've got his lever? Might have to turn you in as a sacrifice.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-05 06:29pm

aerius wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.
You could join the Brotherhood...where we once discussed the joys of the "Donkey Punch".

I don't remember that. Refresh us. I remebver the "Chili Dog" stuff, but not that.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-05 06:37pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Mr. Wong, that sounds like wholesome fun. Please, feel free to go into more details.
I may have to ask some TGUers to invade just to make fun of you.
*Readys the lever.
*Preps the 2000 Petaton Coffee Bean launcher.
*Kicks Jeremy squarely in the groin
I think we're best left where we are, frankly, I've been neglecting my duties over there and need to readdress the balance... and does TONV know you've got his lever? Might have to turn you in as a sacrifice.

Do it and I'll drop your moose platoon onto that godamned farm where Hilton is putting on that stupid reality show and watch the chaos ensue.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-05 07:54pm

*several million moose come over the hill making quite a mess*
*penguin missiles arm*
*giraffe trebuchet's load with hedgehogs*
*haggis prepare for war*
*commando badgers stand ready*

*The_Lumberjack beckons to SV*

Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough...

But not here, let's let them get back on topic...

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 2003-12-05 07:56pm

God almighty! Try to have a little ass slupring fun around here and smack. SyntaxVorlon, since I am over at TGU will I have to come here and kick my ass as well?

Finally, Nathan F, I am an armed redneck, and as most would point out a Fundie at that. Okay so what if my redneck comes from working in the sun and me being armed is representative of me having two arms?

>>>EDIT: fixed one typo, probably more--I don't care<<

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-05 08:01pm

Jeremy wrote:God almighty! Try to have a little ass slupring fun around here and smack. SyntaxVorlon, since I am over at TGU will I have to come here and kick my ass as well?

It would make handing your ass to you that much easier. Wouldn't have to walk as far.

No Lumberjack I don't think SD.Net would survive a Moose-OCP conflict with its sanity intact, what little there is. Though as long as TONV doesn't get ahold of the SD lever we should be OK.