How Much Did the Tooth Fairy Give You?

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You go to hell. :evil:

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PWNED!!1!!

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I must admit that you had me going, although the painkiller thing did bring up a small flag.

Nice job. :)
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*Bows*

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Batman wrote:
InnerBrat wrote: Although I'm thinking of selling my parents my wisdom tooth...
*blinks*
Whatever do your parents want with you teeth?
What do any parents want with their children's teeth?
What does my mother want with that 20cm long pony tail of mine she keeps in a drawer?

Look, puny little milk teeth were worth 50p back in the 80s. How much do you think decent sized adult wisdom teeth'll be worth to them?
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Our mom also saved all of our baby teeth.
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Maybe your kids can carry on this fine tradition and have you stuffed when you die. Image
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InnerBrat wrote:
Batman wrote:
InnerBrat wrote: Although I'm thinking of selling my parents my wisdom tooth...
*blinks*
Whatever do your parents want with you teeth?
What do any parents want with their children's teeth?
What does my mother want with that 20cm long pony tail of mine she keeps in a drawer?
Well I can see parents keeping stuff like that from when you were a kid, but a wisdom tooth from now?
*shrugs* They're your parents, you know them better 'n me.
Look, puny little milk teeth were worth 50p back in the 80s. How much do you think decent sized adult wisdom teeth'll be worth to them?
Depends. Are teeth rated by volume, weight, or is there a per-unit base price?
Does dis/coloration matter? Is shape an issue? What about fillings? Does the way it was removed influence the value?
Assuming a linear corellation -more tooth=more money- is premature IMHO.
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Batman wrote:*snip*
*Head explodes from all the misplaced seriousness* :wtf:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
JodoForce wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I did get a fiver after it, mind. Which I spent on pain killers afterwards.
What, at 4? :wtf:
Yes.

...

For the slow of mind, I'm BS'ing you and it seems to have worked, don't it, Spanky? ;) :P
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You go to hell. :evil:

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50,000 Bubbaplex.
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Slartibartfast wrote:50,000 Bubbaplex.
is that a galatic currency we are unaware of, or what? :P
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I got 50p a tooth. My mother still has my teeth in her jewlery box, i plan to use them and beeds in a necklace someday.
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I didn't get anything for my teeth :(
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Ha ha, your parents didn't love you!! :lol:

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I think I generally got a dollar or so.
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ha ha, your parents didn't love you!! :lol:

;)
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Um, okay... :|
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Best random statement this week.
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XaLEv wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ha ha, your parents didn't love you!! :lol:

;)
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