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:wtf: :shock: :wtf:

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It's nice to know there are countries that are more up tight the the US!
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Does Singapore seriously have laws forbiding oral sex, or have I missed a running joke about the location?
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Robert Walper wrote:Does Singapore seriously have laws forbiding oral sex, or have I missed a running joke about the location?
They really do. Prostitution is legal though...weird legal system they've got.
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Rye wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:Does Singapore seriously have laws forbiding oral sex, or have I missed a running joke about the location?
They really do. Prostitution is legal though...weird legal system they've got.
It hard to take a nation's legal system seriously when you can bang a 15 year old hooker, but oral sex is forbidden.
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They're Charging ORANGUTANGS with oral sex?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?
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Xenophobe3691 wrote:They're Charging ORANGUTANGS with oral sex?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Yeah, apparently the orangutangs might cause people to think that oral sex is a good thing. :roll: ;)
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Ah, the sweetness of wild monkey lovin'.

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.. *snickers*

Wow. Just.. wow.

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Next on SD.net.....chimpanzies, and the backdoor gangbangs that plagued Singapore zoos! :D
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over. :wtf:
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Great, there is no end to the fun in Singapore.
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It is kind of hard to take it seriously when it comes from a site called talkingcock.com
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Enigma wrote:It is kind of hard to take it seriously when it comes from a site called talkingcock.com
Especially when it says "Singapore's Premier Satirical Humour Website" right below it.
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Thank you. I was kinda wondering how I was going to pull myself out of this mess. 8)
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Vertigo1 wrote:Next on SD.net.....chimpanzies, and the backdoor gangbangs that plagued Singapore zoos! :D
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I recommend we send the Singapore zoo a group of Bonobos. :lol: :twisted:
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Xenophobe3691 wrote:They're Charging ORANGUTANGS with oral sex?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Yeah, apparently the orangutangs might cause people to think that oral sex is a good thing. :roll: ;)
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Just one last question, I can understand why people could have thought the first photo was legit, but how on earth did people think Ah Meng, a orang utan could go to court and say in her defence that the photo was of her cleaning the palate after a distasteful breakfast with tourists?



Cause......., the last time I checked, they can't talk. :P
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Well that's kinda...wierd...charging Orangutans...


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PainRack wrote:Just one last question, I can understand why people could have thought the first photo was legit, but how on earth did people think Ah Meng, a orang utan could go to court and say in her defence that the photo was of her cleaning the palate after a distasteful breakfast with tourists?



Cause......., the last time I checked, they can't talk. :P
I figured it was someone talking in her defense...wierder shit has happened...
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Uhhh, how old is that news article, becuase a friend of mine said he saw picture a LONG time ago.
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I smell BS on the air.
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