Who the FUCK is Paris Hilton?

[The Yosemite Bear]

Checking out the pay per view totals for Paris vs. Britney at Thunderdome. Two bimbos enter, one leaves....

[Zaia]

I think she's pretty and all, but I also think she looks like fifty other people in Hollywood.

And about that MTV show "Rich Girls," I saw that episode (frightening, isn't it?) where that chick says something about how clothes should be free. I don't remember which one actually said it--I want to say Hilfiger's daughter's friend--but whichever it was, the other one looked at her like she was a complete moron. She didn't say as much, but the look on her face was, "Jesus FUCKING Christ, you have GOT to be kidding me." So there may be hope yet.

[PrinceofLowLight]

I was wondering if she was actually related or if she was just some idiot model who thought "Paris Hilton" sounded like a classy name. She isn't actually the HEIR of the Hilton, though, is she? Just a mooching relative, right?

Nope, she is.

The tabloids even call her "Paris the Heiress."

Cool. In ten years time, any one of us could own the Hilton Empire!

[Peregrin Toker]

I think she's pretty and all, but I also think she looks like fifty other people in Hollywood.

(insert conspiracy theory about clones)

[Durandal]

I think she's pretty and all, but I also think she looks like fifty other people in Hollywood.

Really? I think she's anorexic, and that is not attractive. She's got a nice face, her legs look like twigs, and she has no ass to speak of. I could walk around campus and identify 20 other girls I'd rather fuck quite easily. If I fucked her, she'd break in half, and the last thing I need is to have to explain that to the police.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

I think she's pretty and all, but I also think she looks like fifty other people in Hollywood.

Really? I think she's anorexic, and that is not attractive. She's got a nice face, her legs look like twigs, and she has no ass to speak of. I could walk around campus and identify 20 other girls I'd rather fuck quite easily. If I fucked her, she'd break in half, and the last thing I need is to have to explain that to the police.

That's exactly what I hate about her (well, besides her unremitting STUPIDITY and the fact she's shamelessly exploiting her fifteen nanoseconds of fame).

And besides, what's so fucking great about fucking someone who looks like they *JUST* got liberated from Auschwitz an hour before!? *gets baseball bat to beat the fucking SHIT out of the sick perverts who like the Concentration-Camp Skeleton look*

[Bob McDob]

And besides, what's so fucking great about fucking someone who looks like they *JUST* got liberated from Auschwitz an hour before!?

"ZOMBIES ARE SEXY. DISSENTERS WILL BE SHOT"

[Stormbringer]

I've got to agree with Durandal on this one, she's not that attractive. Out of the pitiful few woman on this campus I can pict out a dozen young women that are sexier than Paris Hilton. She's like a stick person and that's not sexy. I want a girl with some curves and the only one's she's got are the bones of her ribs sticking out. Give the girl some real human food, stat!

[Peregrin Toker]

And besides, what's so fucking great about fucking someone who looks like they *JUST* got liberated from Auschwitz an hour before!? *gets baseball bat to beat the fucking SHIT out of the sick perverts who like the Concentration-Camp Skeleton look*

"Look, a Xril! Eek, a Xril!!"

[Darth Wong]

She didn't look that skinny in the pictures I saw. Have you seen pictures with these ribs jutting out?

[Jim Raynor]

Seriously, back to the original question, how the fuck did she become so well known? She has done literally nothing to deserve to be famous. Being a rich hotel heiress isn't good enough, since hardly anyone knows the names of other spoiled brat rich kids. She's pretty (although a tad thin and small breasted), but again, there are plenty of beautiful women who aren't well known. Even a lot of models and actresses can only manage to get bit parts in tv shows or small films.

I seriously never even heard of her before last year. Then, out of nowhere, she becomes a household name and is mentioned in every tabloid and tv show. The sex tape has certainly made her more high profile, but that came after she had already become famous, so it can't be the cause of her fame. Really, I'm just confused over how someone with absolutely no talents or accomplishments, and only moderate beauty could become such a recognizable name in such a short amount of time.

BTW, does anyone suspect bullshit when it comes to her sex tape? If anyone didn't know about her before, they sure as hell know about her now after the tape was "leaked." The tape itself has become a part of pop culture. Being the talentless attention whore that she is, do you think it's possilbe that she intentionally allowed the tape to be leaked? It came out at the perfect time, right before her dumb reality show came out, thus giving it massive hype and and possibly jacking up the ratings.

[Darth Wong]

Seriously, back to the original question, how the fuck did she become so well known?

One of the local newspapers quipped that she's one of those people who's famous for being famous.

[neoolong]

Family's got a good publicist I guess.

She was on the news or something, and she has some major fans for her clothing line in Asia.

[Stormbringer]

She didn't look that skinny in the pictures I saw. Have you seen pictures with these ribs jutting out?

It might just be the way she was standing or something but in some pictures I've seen bandied about you can definitely see her rib cage standing out.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Also part of what attracts me to people is their personality. The only bits of personality I have seen exhibited by miz Hilton has been incredable narcissism. As far as I can tell she should be considered legally dead.

[Stormbringer]

Seriously, back to the original question, how the fuck did she become so well known?

Hell if I know, as far as I can tell she popped up out of no where. As near as I can tell her only talent is being a rich bitch and posing like a vacous tramp on the cover of men's magazines.

BTW, does anyone suspect bullshit when it comes to her sex tape?

Probably. She seems like enough of a desperate attention whore to do something like that. And apparently it works.

[Anarchist Bunny]

I got to agree with the majority here in that she's not hot, in fact I said almost the exact thing durandal did a few days ago to my friends. Off the top of my head of people hotter than her first two names that pop up are Jessica Alba and Allysan Hannigan.

[Demiurge]

Pretty face? I have to disagree with that.

[Damaramu]

I am going to go ahead and announce a big FUCK THAT STUPID BITCH!!!

I hope the next waiter that serves her stirs her drink with his dick.


That is all.

[Peregrin Toker]

She didn't look that skinny in the pictures I saw. Have you seen pictures with these ribs jutting out?

It might just be the way she was standing or something but in some pictures I've seen bandied about you can definitely see her rib cage standing out.

Heck, my rib cage is visible if you look close enough, even though I'm not underweight. (I, do, however, have a rather low weight for somebody my height)

[Stormbringer]

She didn't look that skinny in the pictures I saw. Have you seen pictures with these ribs jutting out?

It might just be the way she was standing or something but in some pictures I've seen bandied about you can definitely see her rib cage standing out.

Heck, my rib cage is visible if you look close enough, even though I'm not underweight. (I, do, however, have a rather low weight for somebody my height)

A) It wasn't looking closely, it was just a shot of her in Maxim.

B) Guys can be skinny with it ruining our looks. Skin and bones how ever does not look good on a woman.

[Peregrin Toker]

B) Guys can be skinny with it ruining our looks. Skin and bones how ever does not look good on a woman.

Hmm.... now that you mentioned, I have to say that I (along with a lot of many others, probably) find tall, thin people (of both sexes) rather androgynous-looking.

[Montcalm]

B) Guys can be skinny with it ruining our looks. Skin and bones how ever does not look good on a woman.

Hmm.... now that you mentioned, I have to say that I (along with a lot of many others, probably) find tall, thin people (of both sexes) rather androgynous-looking.

Like the aliens from(Insert movie name here)

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Hmm.... now that you mentioned, I have to say that I (along with a lot of many others, probably) find tall, thin people (of both sexes) rather androgynous-looking.

So do I.

B) Guys can be skinny with it ruining our looks. Skin and bones how ever does not look good on a woman.

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[Peregrin Toker]

Hmm.... now that you mentioned, I have to say that I (along with a lot of many others, probably) find tall, thin people (of both sexes) rather androgynous-looking.

Like the aliens from(Insert movie name here)[/quote]

You're baiting me into making one of my trademarked Gratuitous Kaminoan References.... right??