...And I'm still going. Yes, today, around 20 years ago, I was born (it's the 8th here now).
One more year and then I'm fully over the hill, though I suspect LadyTevar to come in and smash my head in with her correction that I'm not old.
I still have a damn test on my birthday though, stupid module exams. The fact that my old physics tutor said 17 is the peak of mental prowess in humans isn't helping me either.
Arrrr! Piratey birthday greetings to ye, mate, though I be stateside, I encourage ye to pillage and plunder the shores of Morecambe, me hearty, leave none alive... oh, and er, bring me the head of Eric Morecambe's statue...
"...a fountain of mirth, issuing forth from the penis of a cupid..." ~ Dalton / Winner of the 'Frank Hipper Most Horrific Drag EVAR' award - 2004 / The artist formerly known as The_Lumberjack.
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
The_Lumberjack wrote:Arrrr! Piratey birthday greetings to ye, mate, though I be stateside, I encourage ye to pillage and plunder the shores of Morecambe, me hearty, leave none alive... oh, and er, bring me the head of Eric Morecambe's statue...
I was hoping Morecambe would be nuked for my birthday, actually.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
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Arrr, fine, now ye have spoilt yer 21st birthday surprise... ye scurvy curr.
"...a fountain of mirth, issuing forth from the penis of a cupid..." ~ Dalton / Winner of the 'Frank Hipper Most Horrific Drag EVAR' award - 2004 / The artist formerly known as The_Lumberjack.
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
I'm going to be slightly arrogant and assume people will pay tributes and so say a pre-emptive "thanks" to well wishers as I bid you adieu and go to sleep so I can do this infernal exam.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Morecambe is a crappy town about 5 miles west of Lancaster, the biggest cess pool of that region, worthy of a sound nuking in anybodies eyes, being full of Charva's, Scallies and young kids with nothing better to do than play at military in laserquest games.
"...a fountain of mirth, issuing forth from the penis of a cupid..." ~ Dalton / Winner of the 'Frank Hipper Most Horrific Drag EVAR' award - 2004 / The artist formerly known as The_Lumberjack.
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
Happy birthday, baby! So, how do you want to celebrate?
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Since her Ladyship seems to be otherwise engaged...
*smashes Valdemar's head with correction*
You're NOT old!!
Happy Birthday, AV, and...
...er, sweet dreams?
You can't just announce your birthday and then go to bed on us!
I demand a party!
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
Rest assured that no matter how old you get, I still love you.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Rest assured that no matter how old you get, I still love you.
Blergh!
Oh, I mean, yay, muchos gracias. Just so long as it's love for a brother love and not love for Zaia love.
Of course it's the brother stuff.
What were you implying?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Batman wrote:Since her Ladyship seems to be otherwise engaged...
*smashes Valdemar's head with correction*
You're NOT old!!
Thank you Bats.
Happy Birthday Valdemar! You're not old.
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet