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LadyTevar wrote:
Batman wrote:Since her Ladyship seems to be otherwise engaged...
*smashes Valdemar's head with correction*
You're NOT old!!
Thank you Bats.

Happy Birthday Valdemar! You're not old.
I feel it. :(

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Batman wrote:Since her Ladyship seems to be otherwise engaged...
*smashes Valdemar's head with correction*
You're NOT old!!
Thank you Bats.

Happy Birthday Valdemar! You're not old.
I feel it. :(

Need lubs, preferably from all the female members! :D
::looks to the other Female Members::

Okay... IB? You and I hold him down, and Zaia can deliever the birthday whuppin'. Remember, only 20 whacks, and just 1 to grow on.
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Aren't you dead yet? :wink:
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Uraniun235 wrote:Aren't you dead yet? :wink:
You can't kill the spirit of the forum, how can you when I am the personification of everything you hold dear? :)
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Aren't you dead yet? :wink:
You can't kill the spirit of the forum, how can you when I am the personification of everything you hold dear? :)
Bad Tribble :P
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Aren't you dead yet? :wink:
You can't kill the spirit of the forum, how can you when I am the personification of everything you hold dear? :)
Bad Tribble :P
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*grabs AV*

Now, Zaia, do you remember where we left the paddle?
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Don't forget to de-pants him first. ;)
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I'm busy holding him down. Lady T, you still paying attention, or has Nitram woken up yet?
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InnerBrat wrote:I'm busy holding him down. Lady T, you still paying attention, or has Nitram woken up yet?
We're at work, unfortunately... :(
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LadyTevar wrote:We're at work, unfortunately... :(
Well, can you either deal with the pants situation, fetch the paddle from the harem, or both?
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InnerBrat wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:We're at work, unfortunately... :(
Well, can you either deal with the pants situation, fetch the paddle from the harem, or both?
I'll fetch the paddle, then we'll pants him.
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Oh, come on, why should the women get all the fun?

*runs in, steals Adm.Valdemar's pants and runs out again*

Years from now, I'll show them to my Grandchildren...

*hangs them on his wall, next to the head of Alfuado Garcia*
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LadyTevar wrote:I'll fetch the paddle, then we'll pants him.
OK. I can't remember where exactly I dropped it, though, what with the blindfold and all...
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InnerBrat wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:I'll fetch the paddle, then we'll pants him.
OK. I can't remember where exactly I dropped it, though, what with the blindfold and all...
*rummages through the Harem, tossing things about*

Gag, no.... blindfold, no.... what th'... oh... ewwwwwwwwww... no...

AHAH! *Returns, with the paddle* Okay, Valdy.. drop the drawers.
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Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.

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This is going to sting, I know it...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:The fact that my old physics tutor said 17 is the peak of mental prowess in humans isn't helping me either. :)
You mean this is as smart as I'm gonna get? Shit. :P :wink:

Happy Birthday, good admiral!

EDIT: fixed a typo. You see my point?
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