A female period

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-08 08:22pm

anarchistbunny wrote:I'm getting sick and fucking tired of people saying every other thing is FUQable.

Indeed. It's gotten really old, and half of them aren't even that funny...

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-08 08:46pm

I know I'm guna be called sexist for one fo two answers, but I live with two women, my sister (18, nearly 19) and my mum (45?).

PainRack wrote:1. Do you notice a difference in a girl, specifically, those age between 15-25 during her period?

Yes, my sister flies off the handle alot more ferquently than my mum, but make no mistake my mum still flips out every now and then.

2. What are the tripwires that will set off her mood swings?

Breathing usually. My sister will fly off for a small a reason as her bf taking more than 2 minutes to text her and other EXTREMELY petty reasons. My mum will if you make even a tiny bit of mess anywhere, but can also be as unreasonable as my sister.

3. What will appease her?

Wouldn't know, never tried, as far as I'm concerened they've had to deal with it for years (more so in my mums case....duh) and so if they can't deal with it like the adults they're meant to be thats their problem. In other words I just stay in my room....as usual.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-08 10:07pm

InnerBrat wrote:And at the risk of freaking out everybody, menses are a great lubricant.

A Marine Corps buddy of mine told us all a great story:

His bedroom has a drawer with two compratments (its he and his gf's sex drawer). One compartment has rubbers, lube, oils, etc.

The other has a red towel...

PainRack · Post by **PainRack** » 2003-12-09 01:34am

Darth Wong wrote:
PainRack wrote:1. Do you notice a difference in a girl, specifically, those age between 15-25 during her period?
Yes. There's blood coming out.

At the risk of sounding ignorant, how on earth do you notice that???!!!!!!

PainRack · Post by **PainRack** » 2003-12-09 01:40am

Trytostaydead wrote:
PainRack wrote:Now, I'm extremely dense and insenitive to female emotions. I don't have many, infact, I like to say I have no female friends at all. However, considering my rather abrasive nature, why is it that I have never encountered this? I was wondering whether it was because of age, as we were all 17-19 types.........
That's okay.. I like to talk about enemas at the dinner table but that still gets my ass grabbed You must be doing something else not to have female friends.. like maybe peeping on them in the shower and getting caught.

Actually, its more because I seldom hang out with females, and when I do try to hang out with them, if there're guys around which there's inevitably are, my more crass nature tends to slip out.

of course, the second part of the deal is because most females think I'm trying to hit on them, when the only thing I'm trying to do is just to be friends. I swear, girls can be so paranoid.

The 17-19 age is what I like to call the "High School" girl phase. Maybe in Singapore it's different.. but at that age most girls are in a very stereotypical mindset (disclaimer: I said most, not all). TV actually stereotyped girls correctly.

Not realllllyyyyy. At least, not yet. The more materialistic and vanity part of girlhood appears to come as an onset later, say 19-20, when they in university taking their degrees. There's the bitchness and girly things, but then, those outputs last a lifetime. From what I observe, they just appear to be out to have fun.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-09 02:01am

to paraphrase Mark Twain

It's just the once time a month where women act like men do all of the time.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 03:38am

Although it is educational, I really shouldn't visit this site while eating.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-09 04:49pm

Gandalf wrote:Although it is educational, I really shouldn't visit this site while eating.

Damn man this is a tame thread, if its upsetting your stomach I feel bad for you.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-12-09 07:57pm

anarchistbunny wrote:I'm getting sick and fucking tired of people saying every other thing is FUQable.

FUQ!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-12-09 08:04pm

Enigma wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:I'm getting sick and fucking tired of people saying every other thing is FUQable.
FUQ!

*Enigma is suddenly jerked into the shadows, a blood curddling scream is quickly muffled, all that can be hear is a slow dripping sound*

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-12-09 08:10pm

anarchistbunny wrote:
Enigma wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:I'm getting sick and fucking tired of people saying every other thing is FUQable.
FUQ!

*Enigma is suddenly jerked into the shadows, a blood curddling scream is quickly muffled, all that can be hear is a slow dripping sound*

*Which it turns out to be Enigma, who is slowly pissing into anarchistbunny's mouth.*

What!?! You thought I was the one doing the screaming?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-10 02:05pm

InnerBrat wrote:And at the risk of freaking out everybody, menses are a great lubricant.

Eeewww.....

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-10 02:30pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And at the risk of freaking out everybody, menses are a great lubricant.
Eeewww.....

What?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-10 02:31pm

I suppose that could be filed under the "don't knock it 'till you've tried it" category...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-11 01:52am

I'm gone for a couple of days......

Seriously though, I've found the best thing you can really do is stay the hell out of her way. Piss her off and she'll make a hurricane look like a casual fart in public....

C.S.Strowbridge · Post by **C.S.Strowbridge** » 2003-12-11 04:24am

Only about one in 20 woman have PMS, but almost half think they do. In many cases they just act like a bitch cause they think they can get away with it.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-11 04:39am

I also remember alternate uses for bubble bath.....

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-12-11 02:57pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And at the risk of freaking out everybody, menses are a great lubricant.
Eeewww.....

What are you going to do, just not have sex for four days? Whta are you, insane?

Look, we get it all over our genitals, and all over our fingers. We're not asking for you to get your red wings or anything, just don't look dircetly at it and slide in...

It's not that much more gross than what leaks out the rest of the month.

Son of the Suns · Post by **Son of the Suns** » 2003-12-11 03:09pm

InnerBrat wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And at the risk of freaking out everybody, menses are a great lubricant.
Eeewww.....
What are you going to do, just not have sex for four days? Whta are you, insane?

Look, we get it all over our genitals, and all over our fingers. We're not asking for you to get your red wings or anything, just don't look dircetly at it and slide in...

It's not that much more gross than what leaks out the rest of the month.

Reminds me of the time I caught a guy a restaurant restroom sucking on a bloody tampon.

*This mental picture has been brought to you curtousy of SD.Net*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-11 03:18pm

No you idiot the rest of the month urine comes out there too.

Which reminds me, we guys also have that problem so let's not bring it up too much.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-11 03:20pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:No you idiot the rest of the month urine comes out there too.

Which reminds me, we guys also have that problem so let's not bring it up too much.

Or do we? *pulls out large bull clip*

...

ouch...whimpers

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-12-11 04:11pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:No you idiot the rest of the month urine comes out there too.

EW no!

we have a whole separate opening for that kind of thing, thank you very much.

I'm referring to all manners of gross stuff that leaks out of the vagina all month long (and no, I'm not infected, or anything, just hormonal).

And then there's the infections that you guys keep giving us..

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-11 04:18pm

InnerBrat wrote:What are you going to do, just not have sex for four days? Whta are you, insane?

Look, we get it all over our genitals, and all over our fingers. We're not asking for you to get your red wings or anything, just don't look dircetly at it and slide in...

It's not that much more gross than what leaks out the rest of the month.

For the record:
1) Its extra lubed so you can go longer...which can be fun in and of itself
2) Its a chance to see how good you are, as a guy like myself is

, with working a girl up by touching her in places OTHER than her crotch.
3) It isn't gross, you just need to take care of buisness in a way that allows you to clean up afterwards.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-12 01:29am

InnerBrat wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And at the risk of freaking out everybody, menses are a great lubricant.
Eeewww.....
What are you going to do, just not have sex for four days? Whta are you, insane?

Look, we get it all over our genitals, and all over our fingers. We're not asking for you to get your red wings or anything, just don't look dircetly at it and slide in...

It's not that much more gross than what leaks out the rest of the month.

You are the only and I mean only woman I have ever known, be it online offline, on tv, etc that has ever even considered having sex during a period. I've been shouted at for suggesting it before!
This is why I'm bi, for a week or so a month I go and find a nice man!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-12 02:58am

InnerBrat wrote:I'm referring to all manners of gross stuff that leaks out of the vagina all month long (and no, I'm not infected, or anything, just hormonal).

And then there's the infections that you guys keep giving us..

Well, it IS a self-cleaning organ.

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