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I once saw a sign in front of a church saying:
Have any of these people come back to life?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Some actress
Captain Kirk
I wanted to go in there and tell them that Kirk has indeed pulled that trick. I told my mum I noticed that and got the same lecture on how life does not revolve around Star Trek.
Have any of these people come back to life?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Some actress
Captain Kirk
I wanted to go in there and tell them that Kirk has indeed pulled that trick. I told my mum I noticed that and got the same lecture on how life does not revolve around Star Trek.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Can anyone see those pics?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That link is going to be my Yuke present to ALOT of people this year!
It's probably guna keep me occupied for a while as well!
It's probably guna keep me occupied for a while as well!
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Durran, what are you doing that's different to me?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
You're trying to link from the site, you can't. Durrans saved his and put them on his geoshitties site.Gandalf wrote:Durran, what are you doing that's different to me?
"I would, for instance, fellate a smurf before I pick death." Dylan Moran
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein
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Shit.
I'll just write what I wrote:
Don't make us go crusader on your heathen ass.
The power of Christ is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Fuck off.
I'll just write what I wrote:
Don't make us go crusader on your heathen ass.
The power of Christ is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Fuck off.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
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Oh shit! dear god please tell me he didn't just try and hotlink a file from his C drive.Chris OFarrell wrote:*pats Gojira on head*Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]
You DO know you have to kinda upload them for us to see them...don't you?
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That's a new one.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Yes, he did.Col. Crackpot wrote:Oh shit! dear god please tell me he didn't just try and hotlink a file from his C drive.Chris OFarrell wrote:*pats Gojira on head*Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]
You DO know you have to kinda upload them for us to see them...don't you?
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Well, several churches around here have "The millenium is Christ's 2000th birthday" (is that accurate btw? I thought AD started from when Jesus supposedly died, like in his 30's?)and "One Church, One Lord, JESUS CHRIST" and "God is not ex-directory".
The humourous thing is that the "one church one lord" sign is outside a church that is only around 30 metres if that from another church. Makes me laugh every time i see it.
The humourous thing is that the "one church one lord" sign is outside a church that is only around 30 metres if that from another church. Makes me laugh every time i see it.
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My friend had a church in his neighborhood that would always put funny shit on its sign. It once read, "Sign broken. Come inside for message."
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That's a popular one. Seen it a couple times.Durandal wrote:My friend had a church in his neighborhood that would always put funny shit on its sign. It once read, "Sign broken. Come inside for message."
While not technically a church sign, this is amusing:
The area around Phoenix is known as the Valley of the Sun, for painfully obvious reasons to anyone who lives here.
There's a church off of Ellsworth Rd. in the east valley called, now get this, "CHRIST CHURCH OF SON VALLEY".
Agonising......
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It started on the birth of Christ. And the thing about 'One Church' means the unified Christian church. While most denominations have small differences in the interpretation of passages of the Bible, almost all have the same basis.Rye wrote:Well, several churches around here have "The millenium is Christ's 2000th birthday" (is that accurate btw? I thought AD started from when Jesus supposedly died, like in his 30's?)and "One Church, One Lord, JESUS CHRIST" and "God is not ex-directory".
The humourous thing is that the "one church one lord" sign is outside a church that is only around 30 metres if that from another church. Makes me laugh every time i see it.