Funny Church Signs

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-12-09 12:34am

I have not seen this before, although some of you probably have.

church signs

have fun!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 12:50am

I once saw a sign in front of a church saying:

Have any of these people come back to life?

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Some actress
Captain Kirk

I wanted to go in there and tell them that Kirk has indeed pulled that trick. I told my mum I noticed that and got the same lecture on how life does not revolve around Star Trek.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-09 12:53am

Here are some of mine:

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-09 01:02am

I remember a Lutheran church near my home once had their sign saying "Warning: exposure to the son may prevent burning."

It made me chuckle.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 01:12am

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 01:23am

Can anyone see those pics?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2003-12-09 01:25am

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-09 02:23am

Gandalf wrote:Can anyone see those pics?

Nien.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-09 02:30am

That link is going to be my Yuke present to ALOT of people this year!

It's probably guna keep me occupied for a while as well!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 03:22am

Durran, what are you doing that's different to me?

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-12-09 03:28am

You have to host the pics from your own webspace. Hotlinking from the original site won't work.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-09 03:30am

Gandalf wrote:Durran, what are you doing that's different to me?

You're trying to link from the site, you can't. Durrans saved his and put them on his geoshitties site.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 03:32am

Shit.

I'll just write what I wrote:

Don't make us go crusader on your heathen ass.

The power of Christ is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Fuck off.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-09 08:27am

Here`s mine

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-12-09 08:34am

[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-09 08:36am

Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]

You can`t link it from your computer,try geocities or any other free web server.

Chris OFarrell · Post by **Chris OFarrell** » 2003-12-09 08:38am

Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]

*pats Gojira on head*
You DO know you have to kinda upload them for us to see them...don't you?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-12-09 09:03am

Chris OFarrell wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]
*pats Gojira on head*
You DO know you have to kinda upload them for us to see them...don't you?

Oh shit! dear god please tell me he didn't just try and hotlink a file from his C drive.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 09:15am

That's a new one.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-09 09:34am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Chris OFarrell wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]
*pats Gojira on head*
You DO know you have to kinda upload them for us to see them...don't you?
Oh shit! dear god please tell me he didn't just try and hotlink a file from his C drive.

Yes, he did.

<voicespectrum="Flaming Homosexual Rich Southern Preacher">JAYSUS AAYICH KARAAST!!!</voicespectrum> ROFLMAO!!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-12-09 09:44am

Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]

aaaaaaw, ain´t that cute?

ROTFLMAO!!!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-12-09 11:09am

Well, several churches around here have "The millenium is Christ's 2000th birthday" (is that accurate btw? I thought AD started from when Jesus supposedly died, like in his 30's?)and "One Church, One Lord, JESUS CHRIST" and "God is not ex-directory".

The humourous thing is that the "one church one lord" sign is outside a church that is only around 30 metres if that from another church. Makes me laugh every time i see it.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-09 11:38am

My friend had a church in his neighborhood that would always put funny shit on its sign. It once read, "Sign broken. Come inside for message."

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-12-09 11:48am

Durandal wrote:My friend had a church in his neighborhood that would always put funny shit on its sign. It once read, "Sign broken. Come inside for message."

That's a popular one. Seen it a couple times.

While not technically a church sign, this is amusing:

The area around Phoenix is known as the Valley of the Sun, for painfully obvious reasons to anyone who lives here.
There's a church off of Ellsworth Rd. in the east valley called, now get this, "CHRIST CHURCH OF SON VALLEY".

Agonising......

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-12-09 11:49am

Rye wrote:Well, several churches around here have "The millenium is Christ's 2000th birthday" (is that accurate btw? I thought AD started from when Jesus supposedly died, like in his 30's?)and "One Church, One Lord, JESUS CHRIST" and "God is not ex-directory".

The humourous thing is that the "one church one lord" sign is outside a church that is only around 30 metres if that from another church. Makes me laugh every time i see it.

It started on the birth of Christ. And the thing about 'One Church' means the unified Christian church. While most denominations have small differences in the interpretation of passages of the Bible, almost all have the same basis.