Sci-fi/Fantasy Female Free For All!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2003-12-09 01:31am

Read the original post. Man, you people are sick and twisted beyond measure.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 01:34am

Rogue 9 wrote:Read the original post. Man, you people are sick and twisted beyond measure.

I skimmed through it and it almost read like that's what it was, dink.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-12-09 03:23am

Alyeska wrote:Carter is an acomplished soldier. Give her a P90 or MP5 and she will kick ass.

I prefer the ladies to remain intact, relatively undamaged and in the realm of the living.

Necrophilia with mutilated corpses is not in vogue at the moment.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-12-09 03:33am

fgalkin wrote: The last woman standing sells to losers to a company of horny Uruk-Hai. Who wins?

The Uruks do...

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-09 03:43am

Padme wins, no contest! She bores the others to sleep with talks of trivial senate matters and then we get back to the lovefest!!!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 03:43am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:This is a fight? I thought it was a sex competition...

Maybe it's mud wrestling?

On the Uruk note, I'm pretty sure they're androgynous. Horny men of Dunland would be just as scary.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 03:46am

So you want the Uruk-hai to eat the losers? Because that's sure as hell what would happen...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-09 05:43am

I'fi'm limited to the list? Errrrg,

Okay, Mary Poppins can fly, I don't think any of the other ones can, Assuming she's in this competition for victory I think she'll own.

Buffy, meh, I only think she survived as long as she did because none of the vampires ever shot her. I would think that by the time flute girl has finished conjuring up a spell one could fire quite a few bullets, especially from an AK-47.

Now that I think of it though, does Amidala get a SW blaster?

Mechwarrior · Post by **Mechwarrior** » 2003-12-09 06:13am

Had to give my vote to Susan Ivonova, Heres why

Dont know about the sexuality of the Others but there was a hint that Ivonova might have been bi-sexual (she admited that she may have loved Talia Winters)
as far as combat ability goes she one took on an entire bar when a guy tried to pick her up (and she was already in a bad mood) A feat only duplicated by Marcus. not to mention that she once took on an entire squad of raider fighters single handed.
Then theres the Babylon 5 Mantra"Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recomendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 06:21am

Darth Fanboy wrote:Okay, Mary Poppins can fly, I don't think any of the other ones can, Assuming she's in this competition for victory I think she'll own.

Flying is decent, though she needs an umbrella, and what good is her (slow) flying if she can't deliver the smackdown on landing?

Now that I think of it though, does Amidala get a SW blaster?

I think it's all hand to hand. Becasue if Trinity gets her usual inventory all are fucked, and not in a good way.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-09 07:53am

Well if its hand to hand then I guess I have to go with Armitage oh wait..

Leeloo it is,

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 08:21am

Rogue 9 wrote:Read the original post. Man, you people are sick and twisted beyond measure.

Welcome to sd.net.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-12-09 08:21am

Uruks do breed in the same manner as humans thank you...

Though there may be cannibalism after, the Uruks are still the winners...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 08:24am

NecronLord wrote:Uruks do breed in the same manner as humans thank you...

Not with humans, they don't.

Though there may be cannibalism after, the Uruks are still the winners...

I think that the bloodlust of the Uruks would override any sort of carnel lust.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-12-09 08:30am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
NecronLord wrote:Uruks do breed in the same manner as humans thank you...
Not with humans, they don't.

Contested, Orc species can and do breed with humans.

http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/g/goblinmen.html

http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/h/halforcs.html

I think that the bloodlust of the Uruks would override any sort of carnel lust.

Eventually...

In any case, even if they do only get a meal, they still win.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 08:36am

NecronLord wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
NecronLord wrote:Uruks do breed in the same manner as humans thank you...
Not with humans, they don't.
Contested, Orc species can and do breed with humans.

http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/g/goblinmen.html

http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/h/halforcs.html

And both are examples of them doing so by force from an external party, which is what I meant.

Sorry, pretty tired now...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-12-09 08:40am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:And both are examples of them doing so by force from an external party, which is what I meant.

Sorry, pretty tired now...

Chances are they'd normally kill and eat their victim when done.

Only on SDnet folks, will you find discussion of the sexual habits of Orcs.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 08:42am

NecronLord wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:And both are examples of them doing so by force from an external party, which is what I meant.

Sorry, pretty tired now...
Chances are they'd normally kill and eat their victim when done.

Only on SDnet folks, will you find discussion of the sexual habits of Orcs.

Kill and eat the sex that gives birth after intercourse?

That's sure counter-productive, don't you think?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-12-09 08:49am

Bah! I meant of other species, given that elf sexes are relatively the same strength, and orcs are based on elves, female orcs would be just as likely to kill and eat the males (who would after all, be tired by the exertion), thus they wouldn't bother...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 08:51am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
NecronLord wrote:Chances are they'd normally kill and eat their victim when done.

Only on SDnet folks, will you find discussion of the sexual habits of Orcs.
Kill and eat the sex that gives birth after intercourse?

That's sure counter-productive, don't you think?

Considering they're all born in muddy pits it's not so bad. And the thought of Orc women terrifys me.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-12-09 08:53am

Gandalf wrote: Considering they're all born in muddy pits it's not so bad. And the thought of Orc women terrifys me.

Only in the film version pal...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 08:53am

Gandalf wrote: Considering they're all born in muddy pits it's not so bad. And the thought of Orc women terrifys me.

Don't base your knowledge of Tolkien on the movies. Orcs, Uruk-hai, and goblin-men would most certainly be born in a regular manner.

[Quotes Trimmed ~NL]

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-09 09:14am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Gandalf wrote: Considering they're all born in muddy pits it's not so bad. And the thought of Orc women terrifys me.
Don't base your knowledge of Tolkien on the movies. Orcs, Uruk-hai, and goblin-men would most certainly be born in a regular manner.

I'm not basing it just on the movies.

The Complete Tolkein Companion by J. E. A. Tyler wrote:They were bred in darkness, lived in darkness, died in the dark.

There's also a mention of pits in Isengard with Saruman's armies in them. I kind of put this together in my head, I guess the movies kind of sealed it.

[Quote Fixed ~NL]

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-09 09:17am

That refers to the Orcs' aversion to sunlight, and to their corruption from Elves and Men into Orcs by Morgoth.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-12-09 09:18am

Err... They're Orcs sunlight burns/hurts/irritates them. This is why they lived in the dark...

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