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ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-12-04 06:33pm

Without make up she looks pretty average, that picture just exaggerates how she looks without make up. Yes, plenty of women looks better than her but that's putting your standards a bit high on who you would hit it with.

Einy likes women who looks more "manish" I think.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-12-04 08:06pm

Vympel wrote:*Plenty* of girls look way better than that skank on the street, thanks.

Are those plenty of girls crawling in your sack tonight? Are you really saying you'd kick her out of bed?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-04 09:08pm

This is the ONLY way I'd do Britney Spears, and that's assuming I was single which I'm not. Warning, contains cartoon depiction of the "Dirty Sanchez". Don't forget to click the "snuff" option when you're done.

I can honestly say I wouldn't touch her and I would kick her ass out of my bed. My GF looks way better waking up with a bad hangover than Britney does on her best day, and that's leaving out the fact that she's infinitely smarter and more fun to be with than Britney will ever be.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-12-04 09:24pm

I thought she was pretty smokin back in her "Baby, one for time" video days (you know, before she was famous), but I'd still do her these days. But I wouldn't kiss her on the lips. God knows where they have been.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-04 10:07pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Perinquus wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I would NOT hit that. Even with teledildonics from a thousand miles away!!!
You're not attracted to women at all, so that hardly counts as a scathing indictment of Britney Spears charms.
Actually, Einy is bisexual IIRC.

Only if the woman is as flat as a ten year old boy.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-04 10:07pm

Best Quote Ever wrote:"Britney went from being the hip, hot young thing to someone who wants to be slutty but can't quite pull the trigger," says David Poland, editor of moviecitynews.com.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-12-05 03:35am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Are those plenty of girls crawling in your sack tonight? Are you really saying you'd kick her out of bed?

I'm not desperate enough to screw anything and everything in my bed irrespective of who that person is and how I feel about them, which is what you're implying. She's a manufactured fake who can't hold a candle to girls I see day in and day out at uni with a tiny fraction of that amount of makeup on. She's also a shit singer. I don't see what this has nothing to do with whether I'm fucking any of those other girls.

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-12-05 07:20am

Vympel wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Are those plenty of girls crawling in your sack tonight? Are you really saying you'd kick her out of bed?
I'm not desperate enough to screw anything and everything in my bed irrespective of who that person is and how I feel about them, which is what you're implying. She's a manufactured fake who can't hold a candle to girls I see day in and day out at uni with a tiny fraction of that amount of makeup on. She's also a shit singer. I don't see what this has nothing to do with whether I'm fucking any of those other girls.

So if you had no idea who she was, if you didn't know that she was a manufactured, no-talent pop star, and you just saw her walking down the street one day, you would not find her attractive?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-12-05 11:38am

Perinquus wrote: So if you had no idea who she was, if you didn't know that she was a manufactured, no-talent pop star, and you just saw her walking down the street one day, you would not find her attractive?

Well, if I didn't know she was a manufactured no-talent pop star, that implies that she isn't in her customary "so much makeup you need heavy duty mining equipment to remove it" and sickening super-slut outfits (not to mention I haven't heard her screaming-harpy singing cacaphony). Factor in that I don't like blondes (of course, whether that's her actual color is anyone's guess) and her quite pedestrian looks, I don't think she'd register on my radar.

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-12-05 03:04pm

Vympel wrote:
Perinquus wrote: So if you had no idea who she was, if you didn't know that she was a manufactured, no-talent pop star, and you just saw her walking down the street one day, you would not find her attractive?
Well, if I didn't know she was a manufactured no-talent pop star, that implies that she isn't in her customary "so much makeup you need heavy duty mining equipment to remove it" and sickening super-slut outfits (not to mention I haven't heard her screaming-harpy singing cacaphony). Factor in that I don't like blondes (of course, whether that's her actual color is anyone's guess) and her quite pedestrian looks, I don't think she'd register on my radar.

You sir, are either gay, or full of shit. This:

Would honestly not register on your radar?

I grant you, she's wearing too much makeup, but hardly so much as to put her in Tammy Faye Bakker territory, and require "heavy duty mining equipment to remove it". She's got a reasonably pretty face, and a quite decent body.

To paraphrase the immortal bard: "thou dost protest too much, methinks".

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-12-05 03:07pm

Hmm, I wonder how comfortable she is with anal penetration...

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-05 03:19pm

for me she's blonde and has way too much makeup, which would make me avoid her based on those principles (blondes just don't interest me that much, and too much makeup is unappealing. especially lots of perfume). or at least she wouldn't register very much. especially if she wasn't wearing a low cut dress.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-12-06 12:57am

Perinquus wrote:
You sir, are either gay, or full of shit.

Charmed.

Would honestly not register on your radar?

I grant you, she's wearing too much makeup, but hardly so much as to put her in Tammy Faye Bakker territory, and require "heavy duty mining equipment to remove it". She's got a reasonably pretty face, and a quite decent body.

That's your opinion. IMO, she looks like a tart.

To paraphrase the immortal bard: "thou dost protest too much, methinks".

Emphasis on "methinks". This ain't exactly an objective topic. I prefer dark haired women who aren't as dumb as posts.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-12-06 03:36am

The question is not whether or not you would do her........

but would you tell your friends about it?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-06 05:10am

aerius wrote:This is the ONLY way I'd do Britney Spears, and that's assuming I was single which I'm not. Warning, contains cartoon depiction of the "Dirty Sanchez". Don't forget to click the "snuff" option when you're done.

AAAARGHH!!! MEINE AUGEN!! MEINE AUGEN!!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!! MINE ØJNE!! MINE ØJNE!! XVY'THASH! XVY'THASH!!

ZE GOGGLES DO NOZZING!!

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-12-06 11:19am

The reason I do not like Spears is that she is a hypocrite. She is a singer who cannot sing. She has heavy nasal intonalities which ruin her singing voice, and they are quite pervasive.

And she's only an average dancer. How she became a media sensation I'll never fully understand (aside from the "I want to fuck her" mentality...which, if it was a consequence free environment, I probably would...but would shower heavily afterwards).

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-12-06 04:56pm

So she was on Graham Norton the other night, and I was really warming to her... until she started singing!

I would definitely do her. I would even date her. I would be her friend and spend quality time with her.

I would not, however, buy her records.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-07 02:01am

Were Britney Spears not Britney Spears I'd find her a lot more attractive. Physically she's fairly attractive, not a ten in my books but attractive none the less. The problem is her personality; she's a hypocritical bitch. If she wants to act and dress like a cheap hooker fine, but don't try and pretend you're a sweet innocent little thing.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-08 11:31pm

She's gotten off "little miss innocent" lately. She's hot, but I know a lot of girls that are as hot or hotter.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-09 08:35am

She could be my sugar momma, but thats about it.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-12-09 07:47pm

Darth_Zod wrote:Is it any wonder? i'm amazed people didn't start making her most hated years ago.

You can always trust a guy named after a country, one of the unluckiest, to boot.

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