Sci-fi/Fantasy Female Free For All!
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I skimmed through it and it almost read like that's what it was, dink.Rogue 9 wrote:Read the original post. Man, you people are sick and twisted beyond measure.
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Re: Sci-fi/Fantasy Female Free For All!
The Uruks do...fgalkin wrote: The last woman standing sells to losers to a company of horny Uruk-Hai. Who wins?
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Padme wins, no contest! She bores the others to sleep with talks of trivial senate matters and then we get back to the lovefest!!!
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Maybe it's mud wrestling?Spanky The Dolphin wrote:This is a fight? I thought it was a sex competition...
On the Uruk note, I'm pretty sure they're androgynous. Horny men of Dunland would be just as scary.
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I'fi'm limited to the list? Errrrg,
Okay, Mary Poppins can fly, I don't think any of the other ones can, Assuming she's in this competition for victory I think she'll own.
Buffy, meh, I only think she survived as long as she did because none of the vampires ever shot her. I would think that by the time flute girl has finished conjuring up a spell one could fire quite a few bullets, especially from an AK-47.
Now that I think of it though, does Amidala get a SW blaster?
Okay, Mary Poppins can fly, I don't think any of the other ones can, Assuming she's in this competition for victory I think she'll own.
Buffy, meh, I only think she survived as long as she did because none of the vampires ever shot her. I would think that by the time flute girl has finished conjuring up a spell one could fire quite a few bullets, especially from an AK-47.
Now that I think of it though, does Amidala get a SW blaster?
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Had to give my vote to Susan Ivonova, Heres why
Dont know about the sexuality of the Others but there was a hint that Ivonova might have been bi-sexual (she admited that she may have loved Talia Winters)
as far as combat ability goes she one took on an entire bar when a guy tried to pick her up (and she was already in a bad mood) A feat only duplicated by Marcus. not to mention that she once took on an entire squad of raider fighters single handed.
Then theres the Babylon 5 Mantra"Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recomendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!"
Dont know about the sexuality of the Others but there was a hint that Ivonova might have been bi-sexual (she admited that she may have loved Talia Winters)
as far as combat ability goes she one took on an entire bar when a guy tried to pick her up (and she was already in a bad mood) A feat only duplicated by Marcus. not to mention that she once took on an entire squad of raider fighters single handed.
Then theres the Babylon 5 Mantra"Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recomendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!"
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Flying is decent, though she needs an umbrella, and what good is her (slow) flying if she can't deliver the smackdown on landing?Darth Fanboy wrote:Okay, Mary Poppins can fly, I don't think any of the other ones can, Assuming she's in this competition for victory I think she'll own.
I think it's all hand to hand. Becasue if Trinity gets her usual inventory all are fucked, and not in a good way.Now that I think of it though, does Amidala get a SW blaster?
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Well if its hand to hand then I guess I have to go with Armitage oh wait..
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Welcome to sd.net.Rogue 9 wrote:Read the original post. Man, you people are sick and twisted beyond measure.
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Not with humans, they don't.NecronLord wrote:Uruks do breed in the same manner as humans thank you...
I think that the bloodlust of the Uruks would override any sort of carnel lust.Though there may be cannibalism after, the Uruks are still the winners...
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Contested, Orc species can and do breed with humans.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Not with humans, they don't.NecronLord wrote:Uruks do breed in the same manner as humans thank you...
http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/g/goblinmen.html
http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/h/halforcs.html
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And both are examples of them doing so by force from an external party, which is what I meant.NecronLord wrote:Contested, Orc species can and do breed with humans.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Not with humans, they don't.NecronLord wrote:Uruks do breed in the same manner as humans thank you...
http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/g/goblinmen.html
http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/h/halforcs.html
Sorry, pretty tired now...
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Chances are they'd normally kill and eat their victim when done.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:And both are examples of them doing so by force from an external party, which is what I meant.
Sorry, pretty tired now...
Only on SDnet folks, will you find discussion of the sexual habits of Orcs.
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Kill and eat the sex that gives birth after intercourse?NecronLord wrote:Chances are they'd normally kill and eat their victim when done.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:And both are examples of them doing so by force from an external party, which is what I meant.
Sorry, pretty tired now...
Only on SDnet folks, will you find discussion of the sexual habits of Orcs.
That's sure counter-productive, don't you think?
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Bah! I meant of other species, given that elf sexes are relatively the same strength, and orcs are based on elves, female orcs would be just as likely to kill and eat the males (who would after all, be tired by the exertion), thus they wouldn't bother...
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Considering they're all born in muddy pits it's not so bad. And the thought of Orc women terrifys me.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Kill and eat the sex that gives birth after intercourse?NecronLord wrote:Chances are they'd normally kill and eat their victim when done.
Only on SDnet folks, will you find discussion of the sexual habits of Orcs.
That's sure counter-productive, don't you think?
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Only in the film version pal...Gandalf wrote: Considering they're all born in muddy pits it's not so bad. And the thought of Orc women terrifys me.
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Don't base your knowledge of Tolkien on the movies. Orcs, Uruk-hai, and goblin-men would most certainly be born in a regular manner.Gandalf wrote: Considering they're all born in muddy pits it's not so bad. And the thought of Orc women terrifys me.
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I'm not basing it just on the movies.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Don't base your knowledge of Tolkien on the movies. Orcs, Uruk-hai, and goblin-men would most certainly be born in a regular manner.Gandalf wrote: Considering they're all born in muddy pits it's not so bad. And the thought of Orc women terrifys me.
There's also a mention of pits in Isengard with Saruman's armies in them. I kind of put this together in my head, I guess the movies kind of sealed it.The Complete Tolkein Companion by J. E. A. Tyler wrote:They were bred in darkness, lived in darkness, died in the dark.
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Err... They're Orcs sunlight burns/hurts/irritates them. This is why they lived in the dark...
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