I'm making good a threat in my sig....

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-06 12:51pm

I will force my GF to watch Battlestar Galactica!!!!!
She dragged my ass to Rocky Horror last night. Anybody who has been to a roomful of rabid Rocky fans knows that Rabid Trekkies are better any day. We had a deal, if i watch Rocky Horror, she will watch one Episode of any Sci-Fi.... If i didnt get pissed off by all the assholes and the horrible punk rock band in the beginning, she would have watched something good like SW, or a good ST movie...
Snake was not amused this morning......
first, they were making fun of retarded people, definatley not cool.....
then, the crappy punk band....... Snake is building up a rage at this point...
the treatment of "virgins", pushed snake to a near-meltdown... (you are a virgin if you've never been to rocky horror.....)
Snake:

Thank God i had to be home by three....

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-06 12:52pm

Or maybe another piece of trash like Insurrection?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-06 01:02pm

After that abuse don't you think you should shoot for something better than
making your girlfriend watch crapy sci-fi?

I mean, she owes you.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-06 01:19pm

You know what I'm going to say ...

Fuck her up the ass!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-06 01:20pm

Yes! You know waht RayCav would say!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-06 01:40pm

You know what I'm going to say ...

Fuck her up the ass!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Methinks I don't want to be Wong's Kid or within a five mile radius of his house

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-06 03:08pm

There is the hienous prospect of Galactica 1980 or Space 1999 (both of which are in the memorys of imperial torture droids.)

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-10-06 03:12pm

To paraphrase Beavis & Butthead: "Peepee for the Bunghole."

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-06 04:04pm

Stravo wrote:To paraphrase Beavis & Butthead: "Peepee for the Bunghole."

I think that was "teepee" not "peepee"

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-10-06 06:01pm

Slartibartfast wrote:
Stravo wrote:To paraphrase Beavis & Butthead: "Peepee for the Bunghole."
I think that was "teepee" not "peepee"

THAT's why it's a PARAPHRASE...I substitued peepee (COCK) for teepee.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-10-07 05:20am

The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Surely the biggest steaming pile of diarrheal donkey shit ever to be splattered across the desecrated face of humanity.

Battlestar Galactica? Hell, your girlfriend is lucky that she wasn't struck down by the wrath of god.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-10-07 06:14am

Make her watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. The MST3Kd verion or the original; either way, it's like having your legs smashed open with a lead sled and pushing broken glass shoved into the exposed marrow.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-07 08:44am

Make her watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

ARRRGH I REMEBER that HORRIBLE HORRIBLE movie

I've never been more inclided to go on a bloddy massacure then after watching that movie even with MST3k behind it

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-10-07 10:30am

It could have been a lot worse, she could have dragged you to a production of "Shock Treatment."