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Which female wins?

Samantha Carter (SG1)
3
5%
Susan Ivanova (B5)
8
12%
7 of 9 (no nanoprobes) (ST)
3
5%
Padme Amidala (SW)
6
9%
Buffy Summers (no powers) (Buffyverse)
1
2%
Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
8
12%
Leeloo (The Fifth Element)
23
35%
Arwen (LotR)
5
8%
Trinity (The Matrix)
5
8%
Mary Poppins (Erm...Mary Poppinsverse?)
3
5%
 
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Ok then, I shall concede.

I have yet to see any mention of lady Orcs though, which intrigues me. And I now question why PJ added the whole breeding pit thing, it adds nothing to the story.

It just occured to me that I don't think I've ever won an argument on this board. A great many people have just "disappeared" from arguments, but never conceded.
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Gandalf wrote:Ok then, I shall concede.

I have yet to see any mention of lady Orcs though, which intrigues me. And I now question why PJ added the whole breeding pit thing, it adds nothing to the story.
Jackson added a lot that didn't add anything to the story. ;)

I can assure you that there are female Orcs, just as there are female Dwarves. There really has been no reason for Tolkien to mention female orcs before, IIRC.
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Also - where the heck were Willow Rosenberg during this?
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You can't use magic in a fist fight.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You can't use magic in a fist fight.
Then again, is Mary Poppins much better at fistfighting than Willow?
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A Nineteenth Century Cockney dame? I'd think so. ;)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You can't use magic in a fist fight.
See "Two to Go" -- she cast a spell on herself rather quickly to increase her physical abilities to be on par with Buffy's. Furthermore, it takes about a half-second for he to blast a target with a lightningbolt and/or telekinesis.
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Bah, you fucking Buffy cunts.

I pox on your shitty shows. I pox, I say! And that goes for its spinoff, too. :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:A Nineteenth Century Cockney dame? I'd think so. ;)
But what about the book version of Arwen?? If anything, she should have worse fighting abilities than Willow.
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The real winner, obviously, is the person who gets this all on tape. :D
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Ok, since I forgot about Leeloo's powers ( :oops: ), the others are allowed to gang up on her.

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<<<<Mary Poppins voter


Jeremy needs a nanny. Jeremy's been very naughty. Jeremy needs a spanking. Jeremy needs a nanny.
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fgalkin wrote:Ok, since I forgot about Leeloo's powers ( :oops: ), the others are allowed to gang up on her.

Have a very nice day.
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Here, Willow's magic might come in handy.
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fgalkin wrote:Ok, since I forgot about Leeloo's powers ( :oops: ), the others are allowed to gang up on her.

Have a very nice day.
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It wouldn't matter. She took out an entire assassination squad by herself and survived falling hundreds of feet into a car with only minor cuts and bruises. If it goes hand to hand, the others are toast.
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The only stipulation is that they all have the decency to oil-up before the fighting starts. :twisted:
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Leeloo, just because i am a huge Milla fan.
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Jeremy wrote:<<<<Mary Poppins voter


Jeremy needs a nanny. Jeremy's been very naughty. Jeremy needs a spanking. Jeremy needs a nanny.
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was waiting for someone to pick up on that
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If Willow can skin a person, theoretically could she do the same with clothes?
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Gandalf wrote:If Willow can skin a person, theoretically could she do the same with clothes?
Why, of course she could. In fact, that'd be the whole point of her using that power in the free-for-all. :twisted:
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Gandalf wrote:
If Willow can skin a person, theoretically could she do the same with clothes?


Why, of course she could. In fact, that'd be the whole point of her using that power in the free-for-all. :twisted:
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