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Col. Crackpot wrote:Oh shit! dear god please tell me he didn't just try and hotlink a file from his C drive. :shock: :lol: :lol:
I did that once, long ago.

Needless to say, it worked about as well as this one did. :wink:
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here's a good one. . . .

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and another one that just seems. . . .'off' somehow.

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Durran Korr wrote:Here are some of mine:

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You realize we're both going to Hell, right? You for writing that and me for laughing at it.
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RedImperator wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:<snip>
You realize we're both going to Hell, right? You for writing that and me for laughing at it.
You think that's why we're going to hell? Lets just remember where we are....
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RedImperator wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Here are some of mine:

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You realize we're both going to Hell, right? You for writing that and me for laughing at it.
We`re all going to hell cause we laughed at this. :lol:
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Rye wrote:Well, several churches around here have "The millenium is Christ's 2000th birthday" (is that accurate btw? I thought AD started from when Jesus supposedly died, like in his 30's?)and "One Church, One Lord, JESUS CHRIST" and "God is not ex-directory".

The humourous thing is that the "one church one lord" sign is outside a church that is only around 30 metres if that from another church. Makes me laugh every time i see it.
As for the millennium and Christ's birthday, AD does not stand for after death, as many people think. Its Latin, [Something] Dominica. I think the [Something] may be Ars, but don't quote me on that. (Dang. Now someone will quote this post just because I said that. :wink: )
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stands for anno domini actually (might be wrong, of course). i don't recall the exact translation off the top of my head though.
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It stands for anno Domine or "In the year of Our Lord".
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Kuja wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Oh shit! dear god please tell me he didn't just try and hotlink a file from his C drive. :shock: :lol: :lol:
I did that once, long ago.

Needless to say, it worked about as well as this one did. :wink:
*Laughs at Kuja, and the person who made the mistake.*

Mine isn't so funny...but highlights what I really hate about Christianity sometimes.

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Chris OFarrell wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]
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Darth_Zod wrote:and another one that just seems. . . .'off' somehow.
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Here are some from AllahPundit:

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The first one further cements my berth in hell, just for posting it. :D
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Rogue 9 wrote: As for the millennium and Christ's birthday, AD does not stand for after death, as many people think. Its Latin, [Something] Dominica. I think the [Something] may be Ars, but don't quote me on that. (Dang. Now someone will quote this post just because I said that. :wink: )
Yeah, i know it means anno domini, i was just told recently i was wrong for thinking it started when Jesus was born and it is in fact from when he died. (I thought that it meant from his birth too)
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God is a sex offender
It's also why you have wet dreams

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Here are some more:

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A coupla goodies:

God's sez put your wallet away:

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God sez quit botherin' him:

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Talk about the Spirit of competition! What can the Catholics do to compete with this?

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Oops, I've exceeded allocated data transfer. Damn, they were pretty good too.
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Ah, horray for anarchy!

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Hmmm.....
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There was the one time I was driving home from campus and spotted a church sign saying "god answers knee-mail". Got a little chuckle out of me. :)
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It's also why you have wet dreams *snip*
LMAO! I *knew* someone would beat me to that. :D
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