VITAL STATISTICS...

[Enigma]

I'm always reminded of the Dalton Brothers from the Lucky Luke comics(a western series, the Dalton brothers where a gang of outlaws, existed for real too, extremely funny guys).

There's an off chance that I'm related to them.

Could you imagine a couple of Daltons tearing across the Old west?

me neither...

I can hardly imagine any Dalton tearing across anything except maybe their pants when reaching for a donut.

[Dalton]

Could you imagine a couple of Daltons tearing across the Old west?

me neither...

I can hardly imagine any Dalton tearing across anything except maybe their pants when reaching for a donut.

...I hate you guys.

[Lord Woodlouse]

Name: James Peter Bayes

Do you like your name? It's... uh... ace.

Age: 22

Are you happy being this age? I'm moderately content.

Sex: *cough*

If you could change genders...would you and why? For a night, sure. For fun, 'natch.

Occupation: Waiter.

Are you happy in your job/school? No.

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10?

7

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?

Family Guy. Buffy. Babylon 5.

3) Name three of your favourite Albums?

Elephant. K. I Should Coco.

4) Name three of your favourite films?

Star Wars (all of 'em). Dune. Metropolis.

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?

Nerdy, friendly, busty.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?

Adolf Hitler, as a party trick.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?

Fuse.

Womens Question - Does size matter?
Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?

No.

9) What is your earliest memory?

Running away from home.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be?

That one from Back to the Future.

11) Name a high point in your life...
12) Name a low point in your life...

*shrug*

13) Cats or Dogs?

Dogs.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?

Technically, no... but I'll not walk under ladders, or break mirrors or anything.

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

Reproduce and have fun. Everything else is secondary.

[Stormbringer]

Name: Classified

Do you like your name? Yes

Age: 20, almost 21

Are you happy being this age? Yup

Sex: Depends on who's offering

If you could change genders...would you and why? No, I like being a guy

Occupation: Gentleman of Leisure and an architecture student

Are you happy in your job/school? Yup

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10? 7-8

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes? Babylon 5, The Simpsons, Futurama and the Daily Show

3) Name three of your favourite Albums?

Metallica S&M
AC/DC Back in Black
Billy Joel Storm Front

4) Name three of your favourite films?

Gladiator
Top Gun
Lord of the Rings

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?

I don't know, haven't met yet.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?

Count Dracula, just for shits and giggles

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?

Heath bar

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?

Nope

9) What is your earliest memory?

The plane touching down in Boston as I went for surgey to the hospital there, I was a couple of months old at the time (weird huh?)

10) If you could have any car...what would it be?

M1A2 Abrams

11) Name a high point in your life...

Meeting Lisa for the first time and getting the fuck out of high school, they're tied

12) Name a low point in your life...

When my dad died

13) Cats or Dogs?

Cats

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?

Not really

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

42

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Name: Mat- er, Turd Ferguson

Do I like it: Sure, why not?

Age: 15

Do I like it? It when you start to rebel but it's years until you can leave the house, so no.

Sex: I wish

If I could change: No, I'm happy having a penis.

Occupation: Student.

Am I happy? Since it doesn't involve working 80-hour weeks in a little box all year, yes.

Self Esteem rating: 4

3 favoriate TV shows: The Simpsons, South Park, Seinfeld

3 favoriate albums: I haven't bought a CD in a year and a half, so I really can't answer this one.

3 favoriate films: Spaceballs, Goldfinger, Return of the Jedi

Perfect Partner: A few inches shorter than me, decent-sized rack (Not too small, not inhumaly large), good face, good hygeine, good ass.

If I could bring someone back from the dead: My grandma, because she was nice.

Favoriate Chocolate Bar: Hershey's Cookies and Cream.

Earliest Memory: There's a few thing I remember from around Preschool, but that's about it.

If I could have any car: Mercedes Maybach. I believe it's some $300,000 car they're only making a few of.

Low point: Tie, now and 7th grade. I didn't have any friends then, and I always made an ass fo myself. The only thing that's different now is that I try to make friends and not be a fool, and fail miserably.

High Point: Tie, 8th grade and 4th grade. I had a lot of friends, and felt quite good about myself. I'm elaning more toward 4th grade as a higher point, because all of my friends in 8th grade were backstabbing dickheads.

Cats or Dogs: Cats.

Am I superstitous: No, but I do believe that just about everyone hates me. That makes me paranoid, though.

What is the meaning of life: To be productive and successful.

[Darth Yoshi]

Name: Ken Choi

Do you like your name? It's all right.

Age: 17

Are you happy being this age? I'm 7 months from being able to buy porn. What does that say?

Sex: Despite any indications of the contrary, I am male.

If you could change genders...would you and why? Why not? It'd be interesting.

Occupation: student

Are you happy in your job/school? It's all right.

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10? 8

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?

1. Stargate SG-1
2. Tremors: the Series
3. Star Trek

[/i]3) Name three of your favourite Albums? N/A

4) Name three of your favourite films?

1. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Star Wars: A New Hope

[/i]5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?

1. She has to have confidence in herself
2. She has to be in shape
3. She has to accept me for who I am, and that she can't force me to change

[/i]6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why? I'd bring back Jesus, just to spite the fundies

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar? Chocolate is chocolate is chocolate. Does it really matter? Hm...Sorceror Hunters...

8:Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed? I've never even gone out on a date, so no.

9) What is your earliest memory? Either the Loma Prieta quake of '89 (I was playing with Legos at the time) or bashing my head on a fire hydrant because I wasn't paying attention.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be? I'd prefer a motorcycle, really. But if it has to be a car, I'd take a go-kart from the Mario Kart series.

11) Name a high point in your life... My life has been pretty boring

12) Name a low point in your life... My life has been pretty boring

13) Cats or Dogs? Cats, hands down

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of? Not that I can think of

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life? 42. Seriously, though, life is all about enjoying yourself. If you don't enjoy yourself, you're simply existing.

[Gandalf]

Name: Michael John Mark Nugent

Do you like your name? Yeah, wish it was longer though.

Age: 18

Are you happy being this age? It's ok

Sex: Male

If you could change genders...would you and why? Not permanently. I'd do it to get the mindset of a woman figured out.

Occupation: None

Are you happy in your job/school? Not in either

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10? 9.5

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes? Futurama, Married With Children and Buffy

3) Name three of your favourite Albums? Nightfall on Middle Earth and those mix ones I make.

4) Name three of your favourite films? I can't begin to descibe

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner? None of this uber thin crap though tallness is good. Basically I seek someone who is as at least as smart as I, and tolerance to deal with my brain problems.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why? Hitler, I think he'd be intersting to meet.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar? Twix

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed? Nope, though I have never been to bed anyway, and I believe deception in that area is apalling.

9) What is your earliest memory? My grandfather hitting me.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be? The orginal Batmobile

11) Name a high point in your life... My first relationship, much fun for the first few months.

12) Name a low point in your life... Ending said relationship.

13) Cats or Dogs? Cats, smart and fun.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of? I am somewhat, I figure there is some cosmic mojo afoot.

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life? We're here, deal with it.

[Gunshy]

Name: Andrew Jose

Do you like your name? Yes, especially Jose, since it was my great-grandfather's name.

Age: 18

Are you happy being this age? Not as happy as I will be when I turn 21

Sex: Male

If you could change genders...would you and why? Sure, I hate picking up the tab on dates.

Occupation: Painter (The useful, blue-colar kind. Not the artist kind.)

Are you happy in your job/school? It's not bad, but I think I'll be happier at college next fall. Go Lumberjacks!

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10? Usually around 8 or 9

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes? South Park, Futurama, Family Guy

3) Name three of your favourite Albums? Jedi Mind Tricks-Violent by Design, Sarah Mclachlan-Fumbling Towards Ecstasy, Death-Live in LA

4) Name three of your favourite films? Amores Perros, 12 Angry Men, Frailty

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner? I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" Well, that face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2". But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why? No one.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar? Snickers

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed? Never have, never would

9) What is your earliest memory? Arriving at the hospital to see my newborn sister (I was two)

10) If you could have any car...what would it be? BMW M5

11) Name a high point in your life... My first hunting trip with my dad.

12) Name a low point in your life... Learning that my best friend from high school and grade school would rather shroom than hang out with me.

13) Cats or Dogs? I've never had either, but I'd like a dog for protection.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of? Not at all

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life? Figuring out what you love doing, and than doing it till you die. Assuming you can get rich off it.

[The Morrigan]

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

42

In retrospect, I'm amazed that this thread has been going on for this long and you were the first person to say that.

[Sir Sirius]

Name:
Sir Sirius.


Do you like your name?
Yes, it is a good name.

Age:
24

Are you happy being this age?
So and so.

Sex:
Male.

If you could change genders...would you and why?
No. Well, perhaps for a day, so that I could learn to better understand the enemy.

Occupation:
Student

Are you happy in your job/school?
Yes.

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10?
8.

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?
Star Trek (The Original Series)
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Stargate SG-1

3) Name three of your favourite Albums?
Don't really listen to music.

4) Name three of your favourite films?
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Lord of the Ring: FotR and TTT
Das Boot

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?
175+ cm tall, great body, stunningly beatifull, smart and likes to experiment in bed.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?
Carl Sagan, he was a cool guy.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?
Don't like chocolate.

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?
No, not that I wouldn't if I though that it would help it just never came to that.

9) What is your earliest memory?
The day my mother brought my kid brother home from the hospital.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be?
Aston Martin DB5

11) Name a high point in your life...
Graduating from highschool (-> I would no longer have to put up with that wretched hive of stupidity and idiocy) or the first joint I smoked.

12) Name a low point in your life...
7th, 8th and 9th grades.

13) Cats or Dogs?
Dogs, by far.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?
Not superstitious.

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?
My personal goal is to enjoy the time I have on this puny globe to the fullest. There is no purpose to life beyond that.

[InnerBrat]

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

42

In retrospect, I'm amazed that this thread has been going on for this long and you were the first person to say that.

Hey, he asked fopr interpretation, not answers.
*points at own answer*

[Ghost Rider]

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

42

In retrospect, I'm amazed that this thread has been going on for this long and you were the first person to say that.

Actually ali-sama said waaaaaaaay before Storm did

[haas mark]

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

42

In retrospect, I'm amazed that this thread has been going on for this long and you were the first person to say that.

Actually, it was first said on page 2.

And my actual answer to that question, btw, is to balance karma.

~ver

[Saurencaerthai]

Name: Raphael (Rafi)

Do you like your name? Very much so.

Age: 18

Are you happy being this age? I don't drink, so that takes care of being underage. So long as I can buy my toys and porn, I'm happy.
Sex: Male
If you could change genders...would you and why? Might be nice to try and in regard to shape, I just think it's more astheticly pleasing, but the whole replacing the uterine lining bit doesn't seem too apealing. Nor cost effective.

Occupation: Student/musician/recording engineer in training
Are you happy in your job/school? I love my school.

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10? 7

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes? Nova, Chronicle, any decent science program, really.

3) Name three of your favourite Albums? This is impossible.
4) Name three of your favourite films? I'll just toss a few I like: Citizen Kane, Pi, Sanjuro

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?
A human being, not one who puts up walls and masks.
6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why? Either John Coltrane or Jimi Hendrix, just because I would like to see how they would affect the musical realm if they returned.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar? Toblerone
Womens Question - Does size matter?
Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?
No.
9) What is your earliest memory?
Just images from when I was probably 2 or 1.
10) If you could have any car...what would it be?
A nice van to cart my equipment around in.
11) Name a high point in your life...
Competing at the Berklee High School Jazz Competition and coming in sixth in the top division.
12) Name a low point in your life...
Don't go there.
13) Cats or Dogs?
Dogs.
14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?
Not really.
15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?
It just is. I can't give any answer better than that right now.
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO ANSWER THIS QUESTIONAIRE

[Wicked Pilot]

Name: Lt Todd Walker

Do you like your name? I'd rather it start with Capt.

Age:22 1/2

Are you happy being this age? For now at least

Sex: Proud holder of the Y chromosome

If you could change genders...would you and why? No, that would be weird.

Occupation: I currently fly the T-37 in the USAF SUPT program

Are you happy in your job/school? It's a fun 60-72 hour work week.

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10? That would depend on how my last flight went. I almost had to eject on Friday, so right now it's not super high.

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes? B5, The Simpsons, and MacGyver back in the day.

3) Name three of your favourite Albums? My most recent purchase was By the Way by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

4) Name three of your favourite films? TESB, Aliens, and Contact

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner? Female, smart, cute, sexy, and no facial hair.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why? Lee Harvy Oswald, just to ask some questions.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar? Milky Way Midnights. Too bad I can't seem to find them in bulk packs.

Womens Question - Does size matter?
Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed? No

9) What is your earliest memory? Being pulled out cold, wet, and screaming. Actually, I don't know, I forgot.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be? Does an F-15 count? It has three wheels after all.

11) Name a high point in your life... Getting my college degree and commissioning back in May.

12) Name a low point in your life... When I realized that they were no longer producing any new episdoes of Family Guy.

13) Cats or Dogs? I like cats and big dogs. However I would never get one unless I had a big back yard for them to live/play/poop in.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of? No superstitions here. Although I do like to tap the skin of an airliner for good luck before boarding it, I've never crashed so it must be working.

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life? To experience.

[Darth Yoshi]

Actually, it was first said on page 2.

And my actual answer to that question, btw, is to balance karma.

~ver

Dalton said 42 on the first page.

[haas mark]

Actually, it was first said on page 2.

And my actual answer to that question, btw, is to balance karma.

~ver

Dalton said 42 on the first page.

I meant page 1.. just no sleep does that to ya.

~ver

[The Morrigan]

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

42

In retrospect, I'm amazed that this thread has been going on for this long and you were the first person to say that.

Actually, it was first said on page 2.

And my actual answer to that question, btw, is to balance karma.

~ver

Was it? In that case I withdraw that remark and apologise unreservedly for my lack of observational skills.

PS:

Occupation: Dish-pig/unemployed lawyer.

I would also like to make an amendment to my answer for 'occupation'. Just hours ago, I told my boss where to shove her job, having been told that, because I was a student and would eventually go and get a proper job, she could cut my hours at will, and because I was a waitress/dish-pig, putting up with all the barrage of insults and crude remarks that the chefs hurled at me was part of my job (long story).

My answer should now more correctly read:

Occupation: Unemployed lawyer.

PPS:

Ooh, it is. It's dark chocolate too, and has raisins in it. I have some in my fridge right now [drools]. And thanks.

So it's got chocolate, raisins, and rum?

Damn, I've gotta get my hands on one of these!

Available at most Australian supermarkets, or at: http://www.everythingaustralian.com/evr ... oldja.html. Cadbury aren't paying me to say this, but they shoud be.

[Beowulf]

Name:

Beowulf

Do you like your name?

Eh, it's my name

Age:

19

Are you happy being this age?

eh.

Sex:

Yes, please

If you could change genders...would you and why?

Um... I think my GF would prefer me the way I am.

Occupation:

cashier

Are you happy in your job/school?

No. No. And Hell no.

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10?

5

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?

Cowboy Bebop, um...

3) Name three of your favourite Albums?

um...

4) Name three of your favourite films?

Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and um...

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?

I would, but she'd hurt me.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?



7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?

Snickers, but any is good

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?

no.

9) What is your earliest memory?

Um... getting called names by other little kids at school.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be?



11) Name a high point in your life...

Um... I'd rather not say.

12) Name a low point in your life...

Day I left for college

13) Cats or Dogs?

Cats

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?

No.

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

How many roads must a man walk down?

[Beaker]

PS: Are you by any chance the same Beeker (or incarnation thereof) as off NS?

I am indeed... *laughs*

We are going to have to stop meeting like this babe...people are going to gossip

[The Dark]

Name:
Stephen F. K. (no, I'm not putting middle or last name )

Do you like your name?
Sure. The middle name's not my fav, but it's a family name. I'm actually a Junior.

Age:
20

Are you happy being this age?
Well, it'll be a bit easier being 21, but 20's not bad.

Sex:
Only with selected people.

If you could change genders...would you and why?
Probably not. Dresses don't look good on me . No, seriously, I do think it's slightly easier being male than female in this world. Though being expected to make the first move is DAMN annoying.

Occupation:
Student / Secretary for psychological counseling center / Freelance sound technician

Are you happy in your job/school?
Yes. I wouldn't want to be at any other college (though in two years I'll have to leave for grad school).

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10?
8. Varies week by week, though. Next week I might be a 4, since it's Finals.

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?
I don't really watch TV. Nothing good's on any more.

3) Name three of your favourite Albums?
Fallen, by Evanescence
Meteora, by Linkin Park
Beethoven's Last Night, by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

4) Name three of your favourite films?
The Lord of the Rings (I'm going to count the whole thing as one)
Total Recall
Dead Poets Society

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?
Physical: Basically anything other than a troll. I tend to prefer slender types who are just shorter than I am (probably 5'4"-5'8"), but looks aren't the top priority.
Mental: Intelligent, good sense of humor, willing to put up with a guy who can be an overly clingy ass at times.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?
I wouldn't bother. There's really nobody that interests me that much.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?
Hershey's. Don't mess with the plain and simple goodness.

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?
Does it count if it didn't work?

9) What is your earliest memory?
Some stupid picture test in pre-school when I was 2.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be?
I don't drive . If gas money weren't an issue, though, a 1970 Chevelle SS would be nice.

11) Name a high point in your life...
Winning the bronze medal at the Indoor Drumline World Championships in 2001.

12) Name a low point in your life...
My sixth grade year. A whole year of depression.

13) Cats or Dogs?
Cats

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?
I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, though I am religious (liberal United Methodist), which some on the board might classify as superstition.

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?
To try to bring as much good to humanity as possible

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO ANSWER THIS QUESTIONAIRE =

No problem. A bit unusual on this board, but a nice change of pace.

[The Morrigan]

PS: Are you by any chance the same Beeker (or incarnation thereof) as off NS?

I am indeed... *laughs*

We are going to have to stop meeting like this babe...people are going to gossip

Bah! Let 'em talk, I say!

So long as you never start calling me 'poopsie' or anything in public. That could be embarrassing.

[Straha]

3) Albums: Ziggy Stardust (Bowie)

A smart man

[Beaker]

PS: Are you by any chance the same Beeker (or incarnation thereof) as off NS?

I am indeed... *laughs*

We are going to have to stop meeting like this babe...people are going to gossip

Bah! Let 'em talk, I say!

So long as you never start calling me 'poopsie' or anything in public. That could be embarrassing.

Ill try not to poo...um...yes...quite darling

*kisses*

[Crayz9000]

Huh, what the hell...
Name: John

Q: Do you like your name?
A: Not entirely. My full name is a lot longer than I'd like...

Age: 19
Q: Are you happy being this age?
A: I would guess so. Still have most of my life ahead of me.

Sex: Male
Q: If you could change genders...would you and why?
A: No. I wouldn't enjoy having to take hormones the rest of my life.

Occupation: Student
Q: Are you happy in your job/school?
A: Point me to someone who is completely happy at their college.

THE QUESTIONS
1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10?
8. I know I'm fallible.

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?
I don't watch TV as a rule.

3) Name three of your favourite Albums?
Iron Maiden - Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden - Dance of Death
Queensryche - Tribe

4) Name three of your favourite films?
Star Wars
Back to the Future
Lord of the Rings

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?
Physical: Reasonably slim. Red hair. C-cups.
Mental: Intelligent. Anything other than crazy.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?
Douglas Adams. Because he knew where his towel was.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?
Don't regularly eat chocolate bars, but it'd probably be Kit-Kat.

8 ) Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?
No.

9) What is your earliest memory?
Of being held up by my father when I was 2. It's very vague.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be?
DeLorean DMC-12, with Mr. Fusion and hover conversion.

11) Name a high point in your life...
Uh, seeing my gf topless for the first time, maybe... getting my Associate's degree... *shrugs*

12) Name a low point in your life...
Nah, I don't feel like I can be arsed to do so.

13) Cats or Dogs?
I like both. Cats are aloof but love being petted, dogs are overly friendly but their breath stinks to high heavens. Still, you can't tell a cat to fetch.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?
No.

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?
It tends to suck, so you might as well heckle it.
(damn, I can't believe Stormbringer already used 42.)