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I need some advice. There's this girl that I sort of know. She's really hot and likes porn. She's semi-unattached. She is also a sophomore at the rival high school in my area (about 4 miles away, and I'm a senior). I have no interpersonal skills when it comes to members of the female sex. I need some help.
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Find a common interest, use that to find time with her, and simply be yourself. That may or may not work, but it's all that you can reasonably do.
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Well there's a great interest already. POORN!~Jason
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I'm talking to her over AIM as I write this post. The strange thing is that we havea lot in common. And she's a ~ sex fiend. Did I mention that?
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Sounds like you got a real winner, assuming she's into long-term relationships as well.

Unless you aren't shooting for that sort of thing. :P
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Surround yourself with a bunch of horny, annoying guys that will be willing to give the girl money if she makes out with you. That's how I got my first kiss.
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s3ck0rz t3h f4c3.. Will i get modded for this?
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I am in the vast minority here, but I say take a step back and think about what you're getting into. You are a Christian, yes? That doesn't mean that this couldn't work, it just makes things a little dicey. First and foremost, find out how many boyfriends she currently has. :wink:
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Post by Nathan F »

She's a sex fiend and a sophomore? So that means she's 15-16...

A 15 year old female sex fiend? Jeez... I just find that a bit...odd. That or I'm just getting old and 15 seems really young.
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AnimeJet wrote:s3ck0rz t3h f4c3.. Will i get modded for this?
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Nathan F wrote:She's a sex fiend and a sophomore? So that means she's 15-16...

A 15 year old female sex fiend? Jeez... I just find that a bit...odd. That or I'm just getting old and 15 seems really young.
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If she is in fact 15-16 (We don't use words like sophomore here) I would say to tread softly. Find out if she is in fact as bad as people are saying.
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:shock: Missed that part. Back off, before its too late.
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OK, now that I know that I'm not the only one that sees something screwed up, I'll say this:

She's 15/16 and a sex fiend. She probably has slept around then, with who knows who (or what). She's got some kind of problem, being a nympho at 15/16 is just FUBAR. I wonder if she's got deeper problems than just loving sex at an age when she shouldn't be sleeping around. Plus, if she loves sex, and she's 15, she's below the age of consent. If she gets pregnant, then she and the guy that did it are both up the creek, because both of their lives have just most likely been ruined.
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Unless "sex fiend" just means she likes to talk dirty. There were lots of girls in high school who had a salty conversational style but weren't actually sleeping around. They do it to seem more mature.
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Darth Wong wrote:Unless "sex fiend" just means she likes to talk dirty. There were lots of girls in high school who had a salty conversational style but weren't actually sleeping around. They do it to seem more mature.
Yes, if she is just talking dirty, but she likes porno and, apparently, is a sex fiend in the traditional terms.

Anyways, 15 year old females aren't exactly the demographic most known for liking porn...
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She could be lying and just toying around with him. You know, like telling him what he wants to hear...
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I guess "sex fiend" was a bit of a misnomer. She's casual about sex, and fairly uninhibited. I don't know how much she gets around, but it's not as much as your making it out to be.
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Dalton wrote:
AnimeJet wrote:s3ck0rz t3h f4c3.. Will i get modded for this?
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Eck.. sorry.. modded = moderated = post deleted by a moderator.

As for the topic, well.. ask her out once you don't need to say "I sort of know her".
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

You're seventeen and she's fifteen? :shock:

Ewwww... :?
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I didn't say I was going to fuck her (nor did I say that I wasn't :wink:). And I'm just 17, and she's almost 16. Just over a year apart.
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Post by Nathan F »

A 2 year difference isn't much to worry about if your just going to be dating. I mean, when I was 17, I went on a date or two to movies with a 15 year old chick. However, I guess that's a bit different when you don't exactly have alot to choose from in such a rural area.

But 15 and casual about sex is just...bad.
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I knew plenty of 15 year olds who could make baby Jesus cry with their language but were pretty much all talk. Watching porn is a step up, though. But hell, go for it. If it turns out she's Sally Streetwalker, you can always dump her.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You're seventeen and she's fifteen? :shock:

Ewwww... :?
2 years isn't that much. And he's not 18 yet, so she's not jailbait for him...

Go for it I guess, but if you use her then dump her... :evil:

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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Oh, it's not a jailbait thing. It's just that fifteen is... you know, fifteen.

Even when I was seventeen, I never would have thought of going out with a fifteen-year-old. Sixteen: yes, but fifteen: no way.

I'm just weird like that.
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