Minutemen (We've all had our moments)

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-12-10 03:09am

Since Ive never had a once night stand this issue has never been a problem. The first time with a new partner usually is over quickly do to the newness. But patient lovers take time to understand and learn what each other likes so a little akwardness in the beginning is okay. So no, Ive never blown my wad prematurely.

However, there are have times when jimmy does not stand fully at attention.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-10 04:33am

You realize, of course, that the title of this thread should include a WTMI warning?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-10 04:35am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:However, there are have times when jimmy does not stand fully at attention.

Once again, the opposite problem here. There are times when I wish I could do the Vulcan Neck Pinch on the rowdy little fucker, especially in public situations when there's nowhere to sit down and hide him, like at the D.M.V. and in line at fast food joints.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-10 04:47am

The first time I topped.

~ver

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-12-10 11:17am

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:However, there are have times when jimmy does not stand fully at attention.
Once again, the opposite problem here. There are times when I wish I could do the Vulcan Neck Pinch on the rowdy little fucker, especially in public situations when there's nowhere to sit down and hide him, like at the D.M.V. and in line at fast food joints.

How old are you? I think this is an age thing. When I was a teen I'd get the same thing. One time I was on a plane wearing sweatpants and got an erection. It would not go away and I had to use the restroom.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-10 11:22am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:However, there are have times when jimmy does not stand fully at attention.
Once again, the opposite problem here. There are times when I wish I could do the Vulcan Neck Pinch on the rowdy little fucker, especially in public situations when there's nowhere to sit down and hide him, like at the D.M.V. and in line at fast food joints.
How old are you? I think this is an age thing. When I was a teen I'd get the same thing. One time I was on a plane wearing sweatpants and got an erection. It would not go away and I had to use the restroom.

Along those lines I went out on a date a few months ago with a girl who I've been sort of seeing on and off, she was a born again Christian (and the source of some quotes people may remember from the dating thread) but showed up wearing a tight tube top, skin tight jeans and sandals. I just looked at her walking towards me from the subway and next thing I know I'm pitching a tent.

It was bad. Painfully obvious and we're trying to have a converstaion as we're walking and all I could do was oggle her and that only made things worse. Some of the guys walking in the opposite directions past us were smiling and nodding to me and one woman shot me a look of disgust.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2003-12-10 11:23am

Nope, never had that problem. But I don't have a wee-wee.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-10 12:33pm

It's not difficult to get the little fireman to go down. All you have to do is think about cockroaches or Roseanne Barr. If that doesn't work, bring out the ultimate anti-erection weapon: contemplate your own mortality and the prospect of non-existence after death.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-10 12:47pm

Darth Wong wrote:It's not difficult to get the little fireman to go down. All you have to do is think about cockroaches or Roseanne Barr. If that doesn't work, bring out the ultimate anti-erection weapon: contemplate your own mortality and the prospect of non-existence after death.

...welp, that's me driving off the Verrezano.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-10 02:00pm

Darth Wong wrote: If that doesn't work, bring out the ultimate anti-erection weapon: contemplate your own mortality and the prospect of non-existence after death.

Hey... why didn't I think of that, in spite of my fascination with the vulnerability of human life?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-10 03:04pm

I've never blew my load early in my life. However i'm 22 and i've only ever been with 3 women and 2 men. I lost my virginity to a 40 year old woman. I made her cum 4 times while she didn't make me cum at all. The secret i think was wacking off before i went out that night.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-10 04:57pm

Best way to not achieve an erection:

Be very, very ill.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-10 05:59pm

Darth Wong wrote:It's not difficult to get the little fireman to go down. All you have to do is think about cockroaches or Roseanne Barr. If that doesn't work, bring out the ultimate anti-erection weapon: contemplate your own mortality and the prospect of non-existence after death.

There are some people for whom that last one might not do it. (Asphyxiaphiles, for example.)

Try thinking of a dog's skull filled with rancid tapioca pudding.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-12-11 12:56am

Its really bad with Your Buddy when you wear the pants that are just that kind of fabric and relative looseness that it rubs against the damn thing.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-11 02:55am

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Its really bad with Your Buddy when you wear the pants that are just that kind of fabric and relative looseness that it rubs against the damn thing.

Tell me about it....

There have been times where I've been just cruising the mall, and whenever I see someone that I like....*ahem* Lil' Jack decides to sneak a peak.

(No, I'm not one of those schmucks that likes baggy pants. I have them right down on my waistline.) Needless to say, its painfully obvious when Jack is happy, and I get all kinds of looks.

It happens more frequently when I wear the new hanes "cumfortwear" undies because they feel like they aren't even there! (I shit you not!)[/off topic]

I can honestly say that I've never cum early. Then again, that might have something to do with heavy foreplay by both of us.

(I'm 22 btw)

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2003-12-11 05:38am

Darth Wong wrote:It's not difficult to get the little fireman to go down. All you have to do is think about cockroaches or Roseanne Barr.

Visualizing Jack Elam always worked for me.

-- Joe Momma

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2003-12-11 05:51am

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote: Once again, the opposite problem here. There are times when I wish I could do the Vulcan Neck Pinch on the rowdy little fucker, especially in public situations when there's nowhere to sit down and hide him, like at the D.M.V. and in line at fast food joints.
How old are you? I think this is an age thing.

I think it's more of a "lots o' energy" thing. When I started a more regular exercise program with various vitamin supplements a year ago, the pocket rocket was constantly ready to launch. I ended up spanking the monkey two or three times a day at work just so I could concentrate. That settled down after the first couple of months, thankfully.

-- Joe Momma

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-11 11:30am

Joe Momma wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:It's not difficult to get the little fireman to go down. All you have to do is think about cockroaches or Roseanne Barr.
Visualizing Jack Elam always worked for me.

-- Joe Momma

Or if even that fails, SGAs.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-12-18 04:25am

Ok, I was posting in the "Where is Enforcer Talen?" thread and the talk about how to spend time on those ten days between bootcamp and leaving again for Infantry School reminded me of my own minuteman story.....

Anyway, it was with my girlfriend at the time who I had started dating shortly before leaving for boot. We never had sex before I left but came very close many times, only to be interrupted every time. So as you can imagine after three months of no sexual release I was rather horny when I got around her(or any female not related to me). I literally lasted two pumps and I never came so hard in all my life. Funny thing is I remember right before I stuck it in I was thinking, what if I can't come? not sure why that ran through my head but it did...