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MKSheppard wrote:
Stravo wrote:Anyone deserve to be on the Nazi side? *coughShepcough*
Well, I'd be the honourable heer officer who decries those filthy bastards in the Party and Allegimine-SS.
Same here. I'd prefer a posting to the DAK, where the war was cleaner, army vs. army, General vs. General, with none of the really nasty shit. Otherwise, I'd have to be an American, probably shitting myself after dropping out over Arnhem directly into the sights of a Panzer's coax gunner.
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Something tells me I would be a military scientist doing something like training attack dolphins, or performing "experiments" on one side or the other.
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I'd be some person buried away in a bunker in Berlin, producing propaga- I mean informative journalism for the masses.
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Dibs on the F-ing psycho who enjoys all the death and destruction who gets killed halfway through the movie while taking on a platoon of enemy soldiers. :D
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I'd be the smartass, likeable kid, who tries hard to get along with everyone, and when finally he starts to fit in, and people really get attached to him, *Pink* Dead.
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I'd be the literally the background guy carrying the oversized communications equipment around...while other suc...heroes die around me. :P
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Ghost Rider wrote:I'd be the literally the background guy carrying the oversized communications equipment around...while other suc...heroes die around me. :P
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I'd probably shovel shit in Louisiana.
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German here, if only because I can deliver my lines with the right accent.
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I'd probably be the quiet one no-one notices...
Until I go crazy and do something stupid, like singlehandedly taking on an enemy tank...
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I'd be the bloated corpse that washes up on shore.
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I'd write the score. ;)

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verilon wrote:I'd write the score. ;)

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I want to be the guy that rides the bomb down in the end.

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I'd be a german officer whom the audience grows to hate with all of my dirty tactics and ambushes. At the end I'd get killed in a German bunker while either killing Americans with my luger until getting shot in the back or the Americans would call in an arty stike on my position and I'd let out a witty one liner seconds before it hit
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I don't care, I just want to sing some ridiculously harmless-seeming song while strapping explosives to some vital structure.

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I wanna be the supply officer who skims of the top and goes home fucking rich. Im sick of being a temp. :twisted:
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I'm thinking I'd be the southern farmboy who hasn't been outside the state except for now, but could knock the hair off a gnats ass from 300 yards with iron sights on a M1 Carbine.
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Not the streetwise, let's see, I would probably be the cook/scrounger (you know the guy who can get the fuel, or make some hootch that can substiture for fuel), or fix just about anything....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Not the streetwise, let's see, I would probably be the cook/scrounger (you know the guy who can get the fuel, or make some hootch that can substiture for fuel), or fix just about anything....
What about being the Mostly Harmless (to Friendlies) Nutcase who somehow slipped through the screening? :D
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I could be a german forced conscript, near the end of the movie, you know, when they started taking 15 year olds :P
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SirNitram wrote:I don't care, I just want to sing some ridiculously harmless-seeming song while strapping explosives to some vital structure.

'Ashes, ashes, all fall dow-' *KABOOM*
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Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:I'd write the score. ;)

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Nathan F wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Not the streetwise, let's see, I would probably be the cook/scrounger (you know the guy who can get the fuel, or make some hootch that can substiture for fuel), or fix just about anything....
What about being the Mostly Harmless (to Friendlies) Nutcase who somehow slipped through the screening? :D
hey, this is the a "mostly harmless thing",
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