Funny Church Signs

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-09 12:02pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:Oh shit! dear god please tell me he didn't just try and hotlink a file from his C drive.

I did that once, long ago.

Needless to say, it worked about as well as this one did.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-09 12:50pm

here's a good one. . . .

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-09 12:57pm

and another one that just seems. . . .'off' somehow.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-12-09 01:19pm

Durran Korr wrote:Here are some of mine:

You realize we're both going to Hell, right? You for writing that and me for laughing at it.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-09 01:23pm

RedImperator wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:<snip>
You realize we're both going to Hell, right? You for writing that and me for laughing at it.

You think that's why we're going to hell? Lets just remember where we are....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-09 01:25pm

RedImperator wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Here are some of mine:

<snip>
You realize we're both going to Hell, right? You for writing that and me for laughing at it.

We`re all going to hell cause we laughed at this.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2003-12-09 02:07pm

Rye wrote:Well, several churches around here have "The millenium is Christ's 2000th birthday" (is that accurate btw? I thought AD started from when Jesus supposedly died, like in his 30's?)and "One Church, One Lord, JESUS CHRIST" and "God is not ex-directory".

The humourous thing is that the "one church one lord" sign is outside a church that is only around 30 metres if that from another church. Makes me laugh every time i see it.

As for the millennium and Christ's birthday, AD does not stand for after death, as many people think. Its Latin, [Something] Dominica. I think the [Something] may be Ars, but don't quote me on that. (Dang. Now someone will quote this post just because I said that.

)

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-09 02:16pm

stands for anno domini actually (might be wrong, of course). i don't recall the exact translation off the top of my head though.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-09 02:19pm

It stands for anno Domine or "In the year of Our Lord".

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-09 07:36pm

Kuja wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Oh shit! dear god please tell me he didn't just try and hotlink a file from his C drive.
I did that once, long ago.

Needless to say, it worked about as well as this one did.

*Laughs at Kuja, and the person who made the mistake.*

Mine isn't so funny...but highlights what I really hate about Christianity sometimes.

God Loves us all.

Hear Rev. Paul speak
about how Jews are
going to hell.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-12-09 07:53pm

Chris OFarrell wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:[img]C:\david\Pictures\churchsign.jpg[/img]
*pats Gojira on head*
You DO know you have to kinda upload them for us to see them...don't you?

"We're kinda stupid that way"-Hobbes

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-09 08:00pm

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-12-09 08:09pm

Darth_Zod wrote:and another one that just seems. . . .'off' somehow.
>img<

And yet fitting

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-09 08:42pm

Here are some from AllahPundit:

The first one further cements my berth in hell, just for posting it.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-12-09 08:48pm

Rogue 9 wrote: As for the millennium and Christ's birthday, AD does not stand for after death, as many people think. Its Latin, [Something] Dominica. I think the [Something] may be Ars, but don't quote me on that. (Dang. Now someone will quote this post just because I said that. )

Yeah, i know it means anno domini, i was just told recently i was wrong for thinking it started when Jesus was born and it is in fact from when he died. (I thought that it meant from his birth too)

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-09 09:16pm

For this board

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-09 10:02pm

God is a sex offender
It's also why you have wet dreams

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-09 10:56pm

Here are some more:

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-09 11:20pm

A coupla goodies:

God's sez put your wallet away:

God sez quit botherin' him:

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-09 11:28pm

Talk about the Spirit of competition! What can the Catholics do to compete with this?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-09 11:29pm

Oops, I've exceeded allocated data transfer. Damn, they were pretty good too.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-09 11:35pm

Ah, horray for anarchy!

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-12-09 11:43pm

Hmmm.....

~Jason

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-11 03:51am

There was the one time I was driving home from campus and spotted a church sign saying "god answers knee-mail". Got a little chuckle out of me.

aerius wrote:God is a sex offender
It's also why you have wet dreams *snip*

LMAO! I *knew* someone would beat me to that.