Coca-Cola stupid marketing

Son of the Suns · Post by **Son of the Suns** » 2003-12-11 03:06pm

Faram wrote:
Son of the Suns wrote:Fucking Swedes, you'll take your corporate ass raping and like it.
Quiet now litte baby mod, order vill be restored just dink this and everything vill be okay!

Hands Son of the Suns a drink.

Damn you people even spell with an accent! *drinks*

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-12-11 03:30pm

Son of the Suns wrote:Damn you people even spell with an accent! *drinks*

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

Now you are drinking like a Swede.

Pours up two new ones here you go. Skål!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-11 03:36pm

neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.

Exactly what is crab juice??

All I know is that it allegedly goes very along with khlav kalash.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-12-11 03:44pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.
Exactly what is crab juice??

All I know is that it allegedly goes very along with khlav kalash.

It's the juice or liquid of a crab.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-11 04:09pm

Faram wrote:Now you are drinking like a Swede.

That is, like a sober finn

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-11 04:23pm

neoolong wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.
Exactly what is crab juice??

All I know is that it allegedly goes very along with khlav kalash.
It's the juice or liquid of a crab.

Like blood or crab pee

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-12-11 05:05pm

Not really. You ever eat crab and it has a fair amount of liquid, that would be the crab juice.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-11 05:09pm

Pepsi is sweetened piss. Coke is the good, solid soft drink, but Dr. Pepper is where its at.

Incidentally, I prefer Diet soda to normal. I just don't like really sweet drinks...

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-11 05:46pm

Bah Coca-Cola classic is the only drink truly deserving of the title Cola drink. All lesser beings fall before it and ye shall accept it as truth when their marketing department lays down its vengance upon you.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-12-11 05:49pm

I liked it better when it actually had coke in it.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-12-11 05:58pm

Coke lays the beat down on the pansy fuck weak-ass shit of Pepsi.

STEPS TO MAKING PEPSI:
Put sugar in a glass. Enjoy.

STEPS TO MAKING COKE:
Go to wilds of Africa to hunt the elusive bean that makes it kick so much Pepsi-ass. You'll hunt down tribes of aborigine savages with your marshmellow roasting stick, while fighting off malaria and west nile, before finding the Temple of Doom, where--if you survive the deadly traps--will be able to take with you a handful of the stuff neccesary.

You have to be one tough son of a bitch to drink Coke.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-12-11 06:15pm

I think it has to do with Coca-Cola having a bit more citric acid in their formula.

At any rate, I've been growing steadily more fed up with Pepsi. That's all they serve on campus...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-11 06:17pm

That and Pepsi and Rum honestly sucks.

For that Coke rules.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-11 06:31pm

There's no real difference between pepsi and coke, asides from them both being substandard.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-12-11 06:45pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:There's no real difference between pepsi and coke, asides from them both being substandard.

Clearly you have not been drinking the same Coca-Cola as I, and the rest of America, do to your location. I weep for you.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-12-11 06:48pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Clearly you have not been drinking the same Coca-Cola as I, and the rest of America, do to your location. I weep for you.

Oh no, I have, it's just that it's the best you've known, so you couldn't possibly relate to what I am saying, it's like describing color to a blind man, using sign language.

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2003-12-11 07:05pm

AdmiralKanos wrote:How dare you criticize Coca-Cola? It is the life-giving elixir of the gods!

Yes, glorious Coca-Cola ... my trusted friend through many long nights of studying in school ... my precioussssssssss ....

Bah, Old Speckled Hen ale is better... albeit you get drunk quickly from it, as opposed to a caffiene post... still, Pepsi gets my vote over Coca-Cola

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-12-11 07:23pm

neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.

So you're supposed to find a hooker and then milk all her crabs or what.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-12-11 07:32pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote: BTW; didn't Coca-Cola invent the ridiculous red&white Santa look?

No, they didn't.

I was talking about the red & white costume. The article says that I'm right.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-12-11 07:36pm

Slartibartfast wrote:
neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.
So you're supposed to find a hooker and then milk all her crabs or what.

Well, you can do that if you want to.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-12-11 07:51pm

Darth_Zod wrote:mountain dew is decent, but only Code Red. regular mountain dew is like drinking lucifer's urine.

I'd take the piss over that red crap anyday.

That Live Wire stuff they had this summer was kind of addicting even if it tasted like Mt. Dew mixed with Sunny Delight.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-12-11 07:54pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote: Mountain Dew is supposed to be lemon-flavoured, right?? (although it probably tastes totally artificial - I recall Homer Simpson eschewing Mountain Dew in favour of something called "crab juice")

It's supposed to be a "citrus" drink. A friend of mine compared it to orange juice with a crap load of sugar added. That's probably a little closer to the taste than lemon but I'm sure there's some synthetic lemon flavoring in there somewhere.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-11 09:56pm

Slartibartfast wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote: BTW; didn't Coca-Cola invent the ridiculous red&white Santa look?

No, they didn't.
I was talking about the red & white costume. The article says that I'm right.

Actually the article says that the Red and White was already established before oke chose to use it, read again

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-11 10:06pm

Oh no, I have, it's just that it's the best you've known, so you couldn't possibly relate to what I am saying, it's like describing color to a blind man, using sign language.

You poor sad little man....

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-12-11 10:28pm

I don't really like neither of them but I'd rather pepsi, I think it has more of a refreshing taste.