SD.Net as WWII Film

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-12-11 04:42pm

Stravo wrote:PLEASE ENJOY

You seem to have a hand for comedy. And a good eye to pegging the stereotypes of our regulars here.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-12-11 04:53pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Then agian, there's always the option of playing the Russian Red Army soldier. That way I could be both the bad guy and win.

*Hands Spanky a ammo clip*

"Follow the guy with the rifle. If he falls, pick up the rifle. Good luck Tovarisch"

I'd probably be the young officer desperately trying to decode the enemy's messages, before they attack.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-11 04:54pm

Boba Fett wrote:Hmmm............Jagdpanther commander von Fett!

Trust me, you don't want that name

Fett (German) == fat (English).
Von Fett doesn't improve it <g>

For me personally, I'd be some tight-lipped Prussian officer, despising his Nazi superiors, and just likes to fight with honour.

@Stravo: It's "Jawohl". But "Jahvolh" sounds funny

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-11 04:56pm

Dahak wrote: @Stravo: It's "Jawohl". But "Jahvolh" sounds funny

Thanks Dahak, thats what I get for sounding foreign words out phonetically.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-11 04:59pm

Stravo wrote:
Dahak wrote: @Stravo: It's "Jawohl". But "Jahvolh" sounds funny
Thanks Dahak, thats what I get for sounding foreign words out phonetically.

Well, the problem is that not all letters are pronounced the same way

WHich I had to suffer from in a lecture held in English... Sometimes I wasn't sure what language they were speaking

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-11 05:06pm

That's awesome Stravo

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Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-11 05:06pm

Meanwhile the bear practices his mad pancake flipping skills....

(mmm, I definatly miss that part of working as a line cook, getting to make those starchy goodness soo well.)

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-11 05:13pm

OMG... I so loved the Nitram meets Tevar scene!! It was Priceless!!

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-11 05:14pm

LadyTevar wrote:
OMG... I so loved the Nitram meets Tevar scene!! It was Priceless!!

I'm so glad you liked it.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-11 05:17pm

Stravo wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
OMG... I so loved the Nitram meets Tevar scene!! It was Priceless!!
I'm so glad you liked it.

Can't wait until Nitram sees it....

So where's Part Two?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-11 05:17pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Stravo wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
OMG... I so loved the Nitram meets Tevar scene!! It was Priceless!!
I'm so glad you liked it.
Can't wait until Nitram sees it....

So where's Part Two?

Oh God...it's already started!!!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-12-11 05:24pm

Stravo wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Stravo wrote: I'm so glad you liked it.
Can't wait until Nitram sees it....

So where's Part Two?
Oh God...it's already started!!!

Yes. Yes it has.

*holds a Hadoken up*

You shouldn't start what you're unable to finish, after all...

But really, that scene was hilarious.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-11 05:27pm

You doomed yourself with that one Stravo... You should have known we'd insist on more after you start. Masochist...

That was good though...stupid doctors writing down how many shots we get... and why was I stupid enough to tell them I was a Private...damnit.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-11 05:28pm

SirNitram wrote:
Stravo wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: Can't wait until Nitram sees it....

So where's Part Two?
Oh God...it's already started!!!
Yes. Yes it has.

*holds a Hadoken up*

You shouldn't start what you're unable to finish, after all...

But really, that scene was hilarious.

All it needed was the two of us floating off our feet and drifting into each other's arms....
Although it would be more like Nitram sneaks into the nurse's tent to find me

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-12-11 05:48pm

Incidently, I'll be making a WWII flick for history class. It will be low-budget, have poor acting, and be 5-10 minutes long. And it will rock. My friend has hooked me up with fireworks and M-80s, so the effects will be OK. Strings of firecrackers will be the machine gun fire, and the M-80s will be artillery. Throw in some ketchup for fake blood, and a tree fort that will be Hitler's bunker, and you've got the best film of 2003.

I'm looking for talent all over the world, so if you'd like a part in this soon-to-be-blockbuster, gimme a call and I'll see what my agent can do for ya.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-12-11 05:51pm

I would be a P-51 pilot that flies close air support for the troops and maybe gets shot down

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-12-11 08:05pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I'd probably shovel shit in Louisiana.

Hey, I live there. You have your choice of shit Red River shit or Swamp Louisiana. Swamp shit is more smlly and festering.

I would be an arrogant tank commander fighting the Soviet T-34 hoard with my Konigstiger. I'd snap my boots, while singing Panzerlied standing out of the top door. I'd fart at those dastardly Russians with my 88mm gun.

Much like Colonel Piper in the Battle of the Bulge.

Balrog · Post by **Balrog** » 2003-12-11 08:39pm

Join the other SDers in the DAK as the dashing hansom Panzer commander that survives the war and settles on a nice little farm in Austria.

Hell, at least I can practice my German then, it's a little rusty

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-12-11 09:12pm

What would I be in a WW2 fl8ick?
NZ infantry officer, a Major I think, commanding a company of men of the Canterbury regiment.
Feared and Hated by the DAK, loathed by the German Paratroopers, disliked by Egyptian brothel keepers, and always pissed at the fucking British cavalry/armour for not supporting us when they are supposed to!

!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-11 09:37pm

Good work, Stravo.

Although I sense a move of it to fanfic.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-11 09:38pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Good work, Stravo.

Although I sense a move of it to fanfic.

As if I don't already have enough to do....Christ I could use writer's block right now.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-12-11 09:53pm

I'd be some soldier stuck on a pacific island trying to interrogate japanese prisoners.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-12-11 10:47pm

I'd be the guy who survives the first couple battles, and then steps on a mine.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-11 10:48pm

InnerBrat wrote:One of the Kings Lasses who buckles down and takes on all the man's jobs back in Good Ol' England.
Y'know, driving the bus, going down the mine, running the pub and managing the factory, at the same time raising seven evacuee children.

One of you is probably my husband, fighting in France. You'll write to me every day, then stop have an affair with a French whore, then die horribly at the hands of the Germans.

But IB, I already said I'd be one of the Germans! *pout*

How about I bang the French whore anyway, then when I come back to the Pub, I get to die horribly by your hand (or legs, even better)? That could work... right?

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2003-12-11 11:14pm

Realistically, I'd probably end up being a Japanese peasant woman who watches her brothers leave to die for the emperor. Towards the end I'd probably get training in making and using bamboo spears to fight off the impending American invasion, then hear that Japan surrendered, and then wait for the occupation troops to come kill off whatever male relatives are left and rape myself and the other female villagers. Then be pleasantly surprised when the American troops don't do that kind of thing, and witness many lifetime's worth of change in a few short decades.

Actually I just stole that story from my grandma, though she wasn't a peasant and came from a moderately well-to-do family.