Callista's reaction to Luke and Mara's marriage

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-11 04:11pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Eh as that...I doubt Daala really deserves anymore note(given the past failures and the ridiculous plans she laid)
Hey now, she's the best Imperial Commander the New Republic ever had!

The truth of that statement is perhaps the greatest testament ever to KJA's horrible writing skills.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-11 08:34pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Eh as that...I doubt Daala really deserves anymore note(given the past failures and the ridiculous plans she laid)
Hey now, she's the best Imperial Commander the New Republic ever had!
The truth of that statement is perhaps the greatest testament ever to KJA's horrible writing skills.

KJA is a decent author. Darksaber remains one of my favorite SW novels.

But Timothy Zahn is still the master.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-11 08:47pm

JME2 wrote:KJA is a decent author. Darksaber remains one of my favorite SW novels.

Damn it, another heretic to burn. *goes to get the napalm*

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2003-12-11 08:48pm

I've read worse.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-12-11 08:49pm

On his best days, KJA is a mediocre author. On his worst days, he's a "Oh God, Oh God, what has he done to my beloved Dune???"

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-11 09:02pm

Stormbringer wrote:
JME2 wrote:KJA is a decent author. Darksaber remains one of my favorite SW novels.
Damn it, another heretic to burn. *goes to get the napalm*

This will probably be me when you've had your way with me...

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-12-11 10:03pm

JME2 wrote:KJA is a decent author. Darksaber remains one of my favorite SW novels.

I'm amazed anyone can say that with a straight face. Now, for sure he isn't "Crystal Star" bad but he is damn close.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2003-12-11 10:42pm

The Crystal Star was about the only Star Wars novel that I considered not finishing, let alone read more than once. It sucked.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-12 12:43am

Rogue 9 wrote:The Crystal Star was about the only Star Wars novel that I considered not finishing, let alone read more than once. It sucked.

I'm with you on that one.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-12 01:52am

JME2 wrote:KJA is a decent author. Darksaber remains one of my favorite SW novels.

But Timothy Zahn is still the master.

The hutts making a Death Star (kinda), yea right

Next the Ewoks'll build a Sun Crusher and you're all fucked then aren't you!?

Translation from Ewok (How the hell am I meant to know what their language is called?!):
Ewok Admiral: "Now! Blow up Bastions sun and we will have our revenge over the Empire that wiped out Endor with it's Death Star!" (read the Ewok exctintion thing)
Ewok Weapons guy: "I can't reach the controls!"
Ewok Admiral: "Oh fuck....wheres that furry Tarzan guy when you need him!?"

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-12 03:20am

Dorsk 81 wrote:The hutts making a Death Star (kinda), yea right

And worse yet contracting the work out to a bunch monkeys! There was no way that could have ended well. No way.

Dorsk 81 wrote:Next the Ewoks'll build a Sun Crusher and you're all fucked then aren't you!?

Translation from Ewok (How the hell am I meant to know what their language is called?!):
Ewok Admiral: "Now! Blow up Bastions sun and we will have our revenge over the Empire that wiped out Endor with it's Death Star!" (read the Ewok exctintion thing)
Ewok Weapons guy: "I can't reach the controls!"
Ewok Admiral: "Oh fuck....wheres that furry Tarzan guy when you need him!?"

He he he

Just be careful, you might give him ideas for when he's done wrecking Dune.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-12 04:09am

Stormbringer wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:The hutts making a Death Star (kinda), yea right
Next the Ewoks'll build a Sun Crusher and you're all fucked then aren't you!?
And worse yet contracting the work out to a bunch monkeys! There was no way that could have ended well. No way.

Could've been worse, someone could have put the fate of the galaxy in the hands of a rabbit crossed with a platypus, not once, but twice. Oh wait. They did.

Stormbringer wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote: Translation from Ewok (How the hell am I meant to know what their language is called?!):
Ewok Admiral: "Now! Blow up Bastions sun and we will have our revenge over the Empire that wiped out Endor with it's Death Star!" (read the Ewok exctintion thing)
Ewok Weapons guy: "I can't reach the controls!"
Ewok Admiral: "Oh fuck....wheres that furry Tarzan guy when you need him!?"

He he he

Just be careful, you might give him ideas for when he's done wrecking Dune.

SOMEONE DELETE THE POST! THAT WAS A JOKE FOR ALL YOU POWERMAD MODS OUT THERE!