It's Snowing, It's cold...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-11 03:29pm

but I am having a wonderful time and I am here to disease you wiht some humour.

1. Fortunatly it's not yet cold enough for the Coyotes to get stuck to the trees

2. My car is now white, the Racoon's and squirrels will be working on adding "Racing Stripes" later.

3. Strangely alcoholism and pregnancies (amoung the park employees) tend to get started this time of year....

4. Has anyone taught those tourists basic "Speed Control" just because it says 4WD Ok, all other's use chains, doesn't mean that you can trive 90kph through a steep winding grade, while it's snowing and iced over....

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-11 03:37pm

*Looks outside and swears vehemently for about a minute*

There should be a foot of snow on the ground right now...if not more. Right now it's too warm and there's snow nowhere to be found!!!!

God damnit I want snow!!!

*Goes back to grumbling and swearing*

By the way, Buffalo winters are always great...why you might ask? Because we all still drive the same speed as in summer, MAYBE a little slower.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-12-11 04:07pm

BLeh, here we just had a night shower which completely melted the snow.

~Jason

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-12-11 04:08pm

It rained last night. We don't get much snow in these parts.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-12-11 07:03pm

We usually get rain falling on snow in December here, but usually it manages to stick around even so.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-12-11 07:10pm

It is truly bizzare. Not a damn inch of snow and it's December! I know the storm that came down from Canada missed us but seriously, it's always snowing by December; or if not, we got all snowed-out in November. I can't fathom what forces could be at work preventing the much expected snow storm.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-12-11 07:17pm

I saw three feet of snow or more where I was vacationing for a month. Bleh!:P

I am glad to be back to my rainy city where we see snow maybe once every five years.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-11 11:28pm

Im freezing my nuts off at the moment

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-12-12 12:04am

We just get waves of cold fronts that average about three times every two weeks, so by the time it warms up the front passes through, washes the sky away, and freezes everything up. We just had a front yesterday, methinks I'll go outside and enjoy myself...

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-12-12 12:10am

Raxmei wrote:It rained last night. We don't get much snow in these parts.

Can you imagine how bad the traffic would be if it snowed here. I'd just stay home from work.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-12-12 03:10am

Dude if it snowed over in the Bay Area you guys would be in shock....

Jesus fuckin Christ those Altamont pass Livermore communters are insane to begin with, and have enough problems negotating rain and fog (Which isn't uncommon down there) fuck give them black ice, or that white shit and it would be a slaughter.....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-12-12 03:13am

It actually did for a short time a few years back.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-12 03:25am

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Looks outside and swears vehemently for about a minute*

There should be a foot of snow on the ground right now...if not more. Right now it's too warm and there's snow nowhere to be found!!!!

God damnit I want snow!!!

*Goes back to grumbling and swearing*

I hear ya, Cap'n. For the past week I've been driving with my window down. In Buffalo, that's virtually sacriligious.

By the way, Buffalo winters are always great...why you might ask? Because we all still drive the same speed as in summer, MAYBE a little slower.

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2003-12-12 04:11am

Beaker wrote:Im freezing my nuts off at the moment

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-12-12 09:04am

"Welcome to the Desert, please throw away any coats you might have, you won't need, the, cause its a sunny 20C all the time"

/end happy tourist announcer voice