VITAL STATISTICS...

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

Name:

Do you like your name?

Not particularly. Daniel is okay, but Rodgers is unremarkable except for obscure or unattractive media references. (Buck, Will, Roy, Mister being the most prevalent.)

Age:

28

Are you happy being this age?

Not particularly. There are so many things I had hoped to accomplish by 28 and haven't. It would be nice to get a few of those years back.

Sex:

Yes, please.

If you could change genders...would you and why?

No. From what I understand, the female body requires much more maintenance than the male body, and I prefer my current size and strength level to the risk of a decrease.

Occupation:

Writer.

Are you happy in your job/school?

Yes.

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10?

7.

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?

Stargate: SG1
Night Court
Looney Toons

3) Name three of your favourite Albums?

Metallica, self-titled
Joe's Garage, by Frank Zappa
TIE: Lateralus, by Tool/A Perfect Circle, Self-titled

4) Name three of your favourite films?

Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Batman (1989)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?

Height: 5'8" or taller, athletic build, long red hair
Curious, debater, aggressive

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?

Buddy Holly. Not sure why.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?

5th Avenue, but I can never find them anymore.

Womens Question - Does size matter?
Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?

No. I've never wanted to get a woman I couldn't love into bed, and if it wasn't worth waiting until I was sure, it wasn't worth the risk.

9) What is your earliest memory?

The womb, believe it or not. Warm darkness, and a sense of weightlessness. Lots of time to think, but thought that had no recognizably coherent form.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be?

1982 DeLorean DMC12

11) Name a high point in your life...

The birth of my son, tied with the birth of my daughter.

12) Name a low point in your life...

The day the realization finally hit that my family was not coming home, because they were home, somewhere else.

13) Cats or Dogs?

Cats. They at least try to pay rent.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?

I'm very wary of superstitious people -- they're bad luck.

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?

The meaning of life isn't objectively definable.

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO ANSWER THIS QUESTIONAIRE

No problem. Now where's my candy bar?

[LadyTevar]

No problem. Now where's my candy bar?

We have 5th Avenue bars in WV, Raoul.

[Peregrin Toker]

Name:

Well....

Do you like your name?

I'm satisfied with it, although I could think up an army of pseudonyms.

Age:

Is it really that important?

Are you happy being this age?

Yes.

Sex:

Male, and I currently aim to stay that way.

Occupation:

Student.

Are you happy in your job/school?

I'm satisfied, although I think I could do a lot better


Now for....

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10?

7/10

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?

"The Simpsons", "Casper & The Deal With The Mandril" (extremely surreal Danish comedy) and whatever interesting stuff Discovery might broadcast.

3) Name three of your favourite Albums?

Anything by Bal-Sagoth, "Animals" by Pink Floyd and the soundtrack for "Episode 1: The Phantom Menace".

However, this is only a sample of my favourite music - which all is much better than what is currently infesting the airwaves and public consciousness. May the genre that is Metal rise again! HAIL AND KILL!

(Yep, I like Manowar. So sue me.)

4) Name three of your favourite films?

Aside from all the obvious favourites:
- Kebab-Man Forever (no-budget Batman parody where I played the title character, think "Rat Pfink A Boo Boo" without musical numbers but way too many references to Middle Eastern cooking)
- Goodbye, Lenin!
- Reptilicus. All logic tells me that flick is one of the worst monster movies ever made, but I still enjoyed it.

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?

Physical:
A pretty face is the prerequisite and, most important of all, a beautiful voice. I don't care that much for the body - let's just say that she shouldn't look like a Xril but not look like a Jardra, either.

Mental:
She should be able to accept me as I am, but also have the courage to admit it if she disagrees with me. I would probably be bored by a partner who acts like a female version of me. And preferrably, she could be a bit more worldly than I... understandable, as I'm quite a weirdo.

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?

Excluding family??? That's a hard question... maybe Jules Verne.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?

Rarely eat those, prefer licorice.

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?

No... not really.

9) What is your earliest memory?

Learning to walk.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be?

A Matra-Talbot Murena. The French equivalent of a Toyota MR2.

11) Name a high point in your life...

I've had many.

12) Name a low point in your life...

Hurting my left leg in a bicycle accident, thus rendering me all but immobile.

13) Cats or Dogs?

Cats. I have a slight phobia of dogs.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?

I have a predisposition towards believing in creatures like the Loch Ness Dragon (I know it's commonly called the Loch Ness Monster or just Nessie, but "Dragon" sounds so much cooler!), Deep Ones and el Chupacabra!!

Also - probably as a result of my sci-fi fandom, I used to have a rather unhealthy obsession with the UFO phenomenon, along with a phobia of Grey Aliens - although this Grey-O-Phobia now has mutated into a phobia of finding tall, thin girls sexually attractive. (not a phobia of the lanky people themselves, just a phobia of falling in love with them)

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15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?[/quote]

Life has the meaning we assign it.

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO ANSWER THIS QUESTIONAIRE

Thanks again.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

No problem. Now where's my candy bar?

We have 5th Avenue bars in WV, Raoul.

If I didn't think Axis would learn to speak and dial the phone just to report me as a missing person, I'd be there tomorrow night.

[baelfire1945]

Name:
Richard Adam . . .
Do you like your name?
yeah
Age:
18
Are you happy being this age?
yeah
Sex:
Male
If you could change genders...would you and why?
Nope
Occupation:
Paid Roommate, Full time student
Are you happy in your job/school?
The job can go and take a running jump, but it lets me go to school, which I am happy with.
THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10?
Most days 9 or 10, some days more like 3 (ie, from about mid-august to mid-november of this year)
2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes?
West Wing, The Daily Show, Letterman. Can't watch them now, though, no TV (by choice)
3) Name three of your favourite Albums?
Pink Floyd "Dark Side of the Moon", Weird Al "Poodle Hat", Sing Along 2003 (a mixed disk a friend and I put together)
4) Name three of your favourite films?
Empire Strikes Back, FotR, The Matrix
5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?
5'6, 140, b breasts, brown or green eyes, sort of dark-blond hair; good friend, sense of humor, intelligent
6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why?
I would really like a chance to kill Caligula
7)What is your favourite chocolate bar?
Snickers

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed?
nope
9) What is your earliest memory?
Sharing an ice cream cone with my golden retriever, Penny, as a small child
10) If you could have any car...what would it be?
Man, I'm too interested in any sort of functional transportation to really have a dream car.
11) Name a high point in your life...
how about the first time I kissed the only girl I have ever been in love with?
12) Name a low point in your life...
The following several (13) months during which I knew I couldn't have said girl but didn't make myself try very hard to get with someone else or at least not think about her. The above-mentioned months were the hardest.
13) Cats or Dogs?
Dogs, all the way. Except maybe for Eddy, the giant kitten.
14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of?
nope
15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life?
This thing has a meaning?
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO ANSWER THIS QUESTIONAIRE

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Name: Kreshna Aryaguna. Nurzaman is my dad's name but most Indonesian don't use family name in citizenship documents.

Do you like your name? In Hindu's lore, Krishna (Kreshna in Indonesian) is an Avatar of Vishnu. All Vishnu Avatar turns into a mountain-sized giant when enraged.

So yes, I love my name

Age: 28

Are you happy being this age? Yup.

Sex: twice a day... Ooopss you mean Gender? Male, then.

If you could change genders...would you and why? Hmmm, if I can control it, maybe I would try what it was like to be lesbian for a while....

Occupation: Oracle DBA.... Well, not really. Sometimes it's Microsoft SQL. My boss always has the final words on what to implement for our clients. Fuck.

Are you happy in your job? As long as my boss doesn't decide to use Microsoft products for our clients, then I'm happy.

THE QUESTIONS

1) What is your self-esteem rating out of 1-10? 8

2) Name three of your favourite TV programmes? The Osbournes (you know, half-documentary about Ozzy Osbourne family), Murphy Brown, and Survivors.

3) Name three of your favourite Albums? F.A.C.T 2 (Carl Cox), The Fat Of The Land (The Prodigy), and Rooty (Basement Jaxx).

4) Name three of your favourite films? Star Wars trilogy, Die Hard trilogy, and Fifth Element.

5) Describe both the physical and mental attributes of your perfect partner?
Physicall: Dark-skinned (like african-american), tall, and has a pair of nice legs. Her face doesn't have to be so pretty, as long as it has a beautiful smile on it.
Mental: Carefree, independent, smart, artistic, and likes to party. Liberal mentality is a must.

Shit, actually I'm describing Inge... what am I thinking?

6) If you could bring one person back from the dead(Excluding family) Who would it be and why? Abdul Alhazred, so I could finally ask what Necronomicon is really all about... no, wait. That's a fictional character. Okay, it's H.P. Lovecraft, then. I would like to see him writes more stories. A novel, if he doesn't mind.

7)What is your favourite chocolate bar? None. Now, if you ask about my favorite cigarette, it was Marlboro Lights Menthol. I don't really give a shit when my friends taunting me that real men don't smoke menthol. I just like it. Period.

Mans Question - Have you ever said I love you to get a girl into bed? Of course not. "I love you" is a post-orgasm statement.

9) What is your earliest memory? It was vague, don't quite remember.

10) If you could have any car...what would it be? Dodge Viper.

11) Name a high point in your life... When I finally admitted to Inge that I love her..... and she admitted that she had been feeling the same way all along. There is nothing like friendship turns to love, trust me.

12) Name a low point in your life... When I broke up with Inge. There are many details I cannot tell, suffice to say that it was probably the lowest point in my life.

13) Cats or Dogs? Dogs.

14) Are you superstitious...If so...what of? No, but there are times when I wish Yog-Sothoth really exists

15) What is your interpretation of the meaning of life? Life ain't always fair. Face it.