The Best Dream I Ever Had

[HemlockGrey]

Basically, there's that stupid rap 'Holiday Inn' song playing in the background with a lot of thug/gangsta types rapping about like in the music video.

BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...!!

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards come out of nowhere, 'Satisfaction' starts playing, and they use their guitars as battleaxes, knocking off people's heads and splitting the rappers in two!

Best dream ever!

[justifier]

then in comes the Swedish Bikini team to congratulate them, when suddenly the evil redheaded booby ninjas appear and the sides to prepare for battle

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

And which side will kill the rubbernecking Raoul in the stampede toward hairpulling shirt-shredding, thong-baring mayhem?

And does Raoul really care either way?

[justifier]

And which side will kill the rubbernecking Raoul in the stampede toward hairpulling shirt-shredding, thong-baring mayhem?

And does Raoul really care either way?

No. no he does not.

[DPDarkPrimus]

Had an interesting dream recently...

I forget the exact circumstances, but I was on trial, and Gollum was up on the stand, testifying simultaniously for the defense and prosecution.

Then I woke up.

I leaned over to write in my dream journal, and realized the pages were all blank. Then I though "Wait a minute, I don't have a dream journal".

Then I woke up for real.

[zombie84]

Basically, there's that stupid rap 'Holiday Inn' song playing in the background with a lot of thug/gangsta types rapping about like in the music video.

BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...!!

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards come out of nowhere, 'Satisfaction' starts playing, and they use their guitars as battleaxes, knocking off people's heads and splitting the rappers in two!

Best dream ever!

The Stones should do that in their next video. Fuck, i'd watch that!

[Andrew J.]

Had an interesting dream recently...

I forget the exact circumstances, but I was on trial, and Gollum was up on the stand, testifying simultaniously for the defense and prosecution.

Then I woke up.

I leaned over to write in my dream journal, and realized the pages were all blank. Then I though "Wait a minute, I don't have a dream journal".

Then I woke up for real.

Or did you? Perhaps everything you've experienced since you woke up is part of another huge meta-dream? This post brought to you by Fun With Solipsism(TM)