U.S. officials: Saddam possibly captured(Offical Thread)

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-12-15 03:50am

Interesting. Check out the date. More fakery?

(not saying they faked the capture, just saying this reeks of more PR nonsense)

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-15 04:13am

Interesting...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-12-15 11:52am

UltraViolence83 wrote:Ah, yes...Well anyway that would be a cool site to see when you're pumpin' gas.

Actually, the ladies in your avatar would be an even better one...

Anyway, I'm overjoyed they got the bastard. Go 4ID!

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » 2003-12-15 01:51pm

Vympel wrote:
Symmetry wrote: I think its been pretty clear: big WMD program
Bullshit. What evidence can you bring to the table? A vial of mundane bacteria sitting in a fridge since 1993? A bunch of miscellaneous laboratories (hint: any laboratory is a potential WMD factory, it's practically a tautology) with no evidence of any proscribed uses or materials whatsoever? Please.

This is a lot more than a normal science lab, and most scientists don't hide their work under their rose bushes... And frankly, you should read David Kay's interim report on whats been found so far.[/url]

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-12-15 10:24pm

RogueIce wrote:Actually, the ladies in your avatar would be an even better one...

Believe me, the pic looks alot better without my incompetent paintshop doctoring!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-12-15 10:42pm

Golly, it'd be a shame if I got a PM.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-12-15 11:08pm

Symmetry wrote:This is a lot more than a normal science lab

Wow, one centrifuge. Why don't you learn the requirements behind enriching nuclear material to useable nuclear quantities before you pull out a *single* centrifuge that is a) useless and b) not been used since 1991. Or did you forget that the scientist who led coalition forces to it said there was no nuclear program, just like everyone else in the damn country?

And frankly, you should read David Kay's linterim report

I've read the thing, *that's* what I was referring to, in case you didn't notice. Of course, judging from your pulling out a useless centrifuge, which, if it had actually been used, might have been useful in nuclear weapons production if it had been operational for oh ... several hundred years, you don't really know much about NBC weapons or their components/manufacturing processes and have been easily dazzled by bullshit- which was the point of that report- playing on people's ignorance. That "report" has already been debunked on this board by myself and others, not to mention all over the internet.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-16 12:08am

When my Mom used to work in a hospital, she had a centrifuge in her lab. I guess it must have been a nuclear weapon in the making

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-12-16 12:48am

Darth Wong wrote:When my Mom used to work in a hospital, she had a centrifuge in her lab. I guess it must have been a nuclear weapon in the making

I'm telling!

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » 2003-12-16 02:00am

Darth Wong wrote:When my Mom used to work in a hospital, she had a centrifuge in her lab. I guess it must have been a nuclear weapon in the making

There are centrifuges and then there are centrifuges.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-12-16 03:24am

Symmetry wrote:
There are centrifuges and then there are centrifuges.

Yes, it was a Super-Duper-Efficient-Iraqi-Centrifuge capable of single-handedly constructing nuclear weapons without any other materials, or infrastructure, while sitting untouched for a decade in a garden.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-12-16 06:17am

UltraViolence83 wrote:As for the discussion on the next election, I just hope pussypants Let's-Ban-Violent-Videogames Lieberman isn't elected. I'm no fan of either party, mind you.

Don't worry on that score. There's far more chance of Michael Jackson being caught in a Vegas hotel room with hookers than the swearing in of President Lieberman.

The Capture is a bit of sad news. Just think of all those poor Saddam Hussein doubles now permanently out of a job...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-16 06:43am

Patrick Degan wrote:Don't worry on that score. There's far more chance of Michael Jackson being caught in a Vegas hotel room with hookers than the swearing in of President Lieberman.

The Capture is a bit of sad news. Just think of all those poor Saddam Hussein doubles now permanently out of a job...

hey, there's plenty of work for them! all they have to do is learn to speak English and Tell jokes then they can come over to the States and make millions! I'd hire one for a dunk tank at a local carnival too.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-16 10:41am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:Don't worry on that score. There's far more chance of Michael Jackson being caught in a Vegas hotel room with hookers than the swearing in of President Lieberman.

The Capture is a bit of sad news. Just think of all those poor Saddam Hussein doubles now permanently out of a job...
hey, there's plenty of work for them! all they have to do is learn to speak English and Tell jokes then they can come over to the States and make millions! I'd hire one for a dunk tank at a local carnival too.

The guy who could profit most off the war is the Iraqi Information Minister. If he wasn't a war criminal, he could easily be making a fortune here in the states doing commercials.

EDIT: As for Lieberman being elected, I wouldn't worry about it. Al Gore endorsed Dean because he knows that Liebrman is a waste of time for any Democrat to endorse. The guy's a Republican in Democrat's clothing.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-16 11:15am

The most incriminating photo yet:

Figures. No fair trial, just execute the fucker NOW.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2003-12-16 01:38pm

Durandal wrote:The guy who could profit most off the war is the Iraqi Information Minister. If he wasn't a war criminal, he could easily be making a fortune here in the states doing commercials.

Forget commercials; Baghdad Bob was the late war's best comedian. He should go right on the stand-up circuit before he gets his inevitable sitcom on NBC Must See Thursdays.

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2003-12-16 07:45pm

Baghdad Bob > Seinfield.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-16 10:44pm

Patrick Degan wrote:
Durandal wrote:The guy who could profit most off the war is the Iraqi Information Minister. If he wasn't a war criminal, he could easily be making a fortune here in the states doing commercials.
Forget commercials; Baghdad Bob was the late war's best comedian. He should go right on the stand-up circuit before he gets his inevitable sitcom on NBC Must See Thursdays.

He could easily have been the next Joe Subaru.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-17 11:08pm

Darth Wong wrote:When my Mom used to work in a hospital, she had a centrifuge in her lab. I guess it must have been a nuclear weapon in the making

We must invade that hospital and crush their WMD program before they can pose a threat to the world!

As for the topic, what is the reward, if there is one, for Hussein's capture, and who will get it?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-12-18 12:29pm

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U.S. officials: Saddam possibly captured(Offical Thread)

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