Something obvious: Stewie (Family Guy) is Funny

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-12-16 12:36am

Just watched Family Guy, and I've come to the realization that Stewie is the funniest animated character I've ever seen. I mean, he's funny whenever he says anything at all. I don't think even Homer Simpson in the days of his glory could do that.

Any thoughts?

Melkor · Post by **Melkor** » 2003-12-16 12:39am

He's definitly way up there. Some of the best lines ever. That episode where he has the accepting, racially diverse family degenerate into a mob fighting over stereotypes springs to mind.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-12-16 12:47am

I loved the motel.

"You got the goods?"
"You got the money"
"You ain't gonna get the goods untill I see the money"
"You ain't gonna get the money till I see the goods"
Stewie: "Oh for gods sakes, there's only one way to end this thing. (shouts) He's Wearing a Wire!"
"You bastard!"
::gun shots are seen going through the door::

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2003-12-16 12:48am

I have to agree. I don't know if it's what he's saying, or his accent, or the big words he uses to make a simple statement.

Maybe it's all three. I luv'im.

Crimson Raine

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-12-16 12:04pm

Melkor wrote:He's definitly way up there. Some of the best lines ever. That episode where he has the accepting, racially diverse family degenerate into a mob fighting over stereotypes springs to mind.

Oh, you mean?:

Indian Kid: Stewie, would you like to learn how to wrap a turban?

Stewie: Well why don't you teach it to the chinese girl. Or perhaps you could teacher after her people invade your country

Indian Kid:*Gasp* Lee, would you really do this?!

Stewie: Well try and stop them. And try and stop Lee's countrmen from selling arms to Pablo's people, who will in turn sell them to Yuri's people so that they can ethnically cleanse the rest of this nauseatingly diverse grabbag of genetic party favors you call a family!

Best scene ever

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-12-16 12:24pm

This page has the Stewie soundboard, if anyone's interested. Very funny stuff.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-12-16 12:58pm

I disagree. I much prefer Golden Age Homer Simpson.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-12-16 02:10pm

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

You! Bring me a copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death!

*sniff sniff* I smell a messy diaper! ...God why does that turn me on?

Look at him! He runs like a Welshman! Doesn't he...doesn't he run like a Welshman?

Flappy, good news! I've decided not to kill you!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-12-16 04:48pm

Yeah Stewie is up there, but he's no Homer in his prime.

"Hey hey hey, that word you keep calling me?"

"Ignoramus?"

"Yeah that, it means I'm stupid doesn't it."

"There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity."

"NOT TO ME THERE ISN'T!"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-12-16 05:07pm

He is indeed great and the ep with the drug deal was on the other night on Sky One. But I still think Homer in his prime edges out ahead of him.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-12-16 05:21pm

Come on guys, Homer is a totally different kind of character. I really don't think you can contrast a one year old baby with gender confusion, matricidal tendencies and delusions of world domination to a middle-aged, overweight, nuclear saftey inspector. They are just two different ball parks.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-16 06:22pm

DAMN YOU ALL!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-12-16 06:25pm

It's not so much that I want to kill Lois so much as...I want her not to be alive.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-12-16 06:55pm

"The life of the wife is ended with the knife."

Quote from the episode where Stewie does a remake of "My Fair Lady"

That's pretty damn funny!

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-12-16 07:05pm

Oops, I forgot my personal favorite:

Why you tottering, fen-sucked dooberry! I'm going to go find something to strike you with, excuse me...

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-12-16 07:48pm

"Uh oh, some one has a dirty diaper. Oh god, why does that turn me on?"

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2003-12-17 12:38am

Stewie does have some excellent lines, like:

"I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. And no pickles. God help you if there are any pickles!"

"Let's get a kitty."

"For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."

"Apparently, he was good enough to die for our sins, but not good enough to sleep with green women."

"I feel so deliciously white-trash. Mommy, I want a mullet."

"Baby needs to suck ash. Baby needs to suck ash."

"Damn it to pus-spewing blood-gutted Hell!"

"Damn you, damn the broccoli and damn the Wright Brothers."

"I love this God fellow. He's so deliciously evil."

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2003-12-17 02:35am

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2003-12-17 01:28pm

"I love crack. I'm simply cookoo for crack."

"Is English the only language you don't understand? I want pancakes! Yo quiero pancakes! Click Click Bloody Click Pancakes!"

"Oh my God! It's like Orson Wells' autopsy in there!"

"It's a bad day to be a sperm."

"Quick vision test. Is this a poopy or a Toblerone?"

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-17 01:55pm

"Damn you infernal woman you are impeding my work!!"

always my favourite line for reasons i cannot explain...

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-12-17 02:54pm

Here's the line from Stewie that sold me on Family Guy:

"As for you kind sage, I only hope my heart-felt thanks will keep you warm as you spend the next ten years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!"

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-12-17 04:48pm

Phil Skayhan wrote:Here's the line from Stewie that sold me on Family Guy:

"As for you kind sage, I only hope my heart-felt thanks will keep you warm as you spend the next ten years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!"

<snip>

Thats probably one of his funniest lines, along with him asking his mom " who the hell do you think you are ? " when she stuff broccoli in his mouth, but peter remains to be my favorite character on the show. He brings a new deffinition to the term moron...

lady : whats your name ?
peter : umm.... :::sees a sign::: P
:::sees an old woman crying::: tear ...
::: a griffon flies by:::
griffon....

Peter: peter griffon .... oh crap -_-

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-12-17 07:31pm

*After Lois and Peter decide not to fuck*

NO! NO! YOU MUST RECEIVE HIS SEED!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-17 08:41pm

Peter is great.

"Christ, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that."

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-12-17 09:26pm

hehe yeah, he rocks...i love during the Special Olympics episode, where he's talking about what to do with the money they find.

"talk about who's getting fat, oh we'll just be great big bitches!"