Chalk up sucess of YV invasion to NR incompetence?

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"Hehehe, I'd love to see his face when he wakes in up in a vacsuit inside the heavy turbolaser barrel"

*drags away the body*
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*mumbles* ghuuu,...mhsam....here...whos...dragging...*head hits a bump* WHAT THE...!! Get your hands off me you evil purple thing! *begins shooting wildly*

Shadow punches IG in the gut, but Ig goes over go hard his head hits Shadow's at full speed. Both fall unconsious. Irritated crew members shove them in seperate escape pods going in opposite directions...
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No, one I'd hang on my wall, the other I'd throw in the garbage compactor.
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My head would break the compactor ( :twisted: ), so its wall decoration for me!
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nope no mounting for you IG I need a good nutcraker* grabs his head and uses it to open walnuts*
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Hey, I know! Let's get the YV addicted to glitterstim! Then, we blow up Kessel and counterattack while theyre all going through withdrawl! :twisted: :P
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IG-88E wrote:*mumbles* ghuuu,...mhsam....here...whos...dragging...*head hits a bump* WHAT THE...!! Get your hands off me you evil purple thing! *begins shooting wildly*

Shadow punches IG in the gut, but Ig goes over go hard his head hits Shadow's at full speed. Both fall unconsious. Irritated crew members shove them in seperate escape pods going in opposite directions...
Sometime later...
*ESSD appears and destroys ship*
Thats for not feeding my fishes.

Now...
*Looks for IG, finds him on Nar Shaddaa*
Ah hello there.
*slings portable ion cannon over shoulder*
Maybe you recongize this one? I got it of Boba Fett.
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I think HDS might already be on that glitterstim :D
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*Shadow, hopped up on gltterstim, fires the ion cannon. IG-88E falls over. Shadow laughs. Suddenly, another IG-88E pops up to the side, holding a pair of uzis.

IG-88E: I love decoys, don't you! Shadow trembles as IG-88E opens fire.
:twisted: :P :twisted:
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I've always preffered personal shields myself.
*fires again*
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*A third IG-88E pops up, holding a rocket launcher.

Yeah, but I just love holograms!
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IG-88E wrote:*A third IG-88E pops up, holding a rocket launcher.

Yeah, but I just love holograms!
*Monthy Python foot squishes all three IG-88's*
Yes well, see ya later, I think Boba here wants to talk to you.
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Shadow walks towards the nearest exit, but stops when he sees what's there. Six IG-series assassin droids stride out in a line. With them is Boba Fett. "I found a better contract..."

IG-88E: Meet my assassin squad, Shadow. *All of them suddenly point various types of weapons at HDS.

Shadow: :shock:

IG-88E: FIRE!
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Oh well, time to get dirty.
*kills them all, saves the day, gets his woman, lives happily ever after*
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What the hell does this have to do with anything?
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*Watchs all of this
Thinks about it
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Shadow is now 85 years old, and is writing his memoirs about how he defeated a bunch of crazed assassin droids. He starts over to the kitchen, but suddenly someone bursts through the door!

It's IG-88E, holding a shotgun! "How ya doin, HDS?"
"You! You're dead!"
"I repaired myself with pieces from the other droids. You've been hard to find. Now them... *fires the shotgun. HDS pitches over, dead meat. IG releases the pet vornskyrs, who happily devour their master. IG then torches the house, as well as the secret cloning station beneath it.

The IG-2001 takes off, searching for new bounties...
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IG-88E wrote:Shadow is now 85 years old, and is writing his memoirs about how he defeated a bunch of crazed assassin droids. He starts over to the kitchen, but suddenly someone bursts through the door!

It's IG-88E, holding a shotgun! "How ya doin, HDS?"
"You! You're dead!"
"I repaired myself with pieces from the other droids. You've been hard to find. Now them... *fires the shotgun. HDS pitches over, dead meat. IG releases the pet vornskyrs, who happily devour their master. IG then torches the house, as well as the secret cloning station beneath it.

The IG-2001 takes off, searching for new bounties...
I simply take over the body of another creature
*takes over rancor, crushes IG-88*
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This is getting way off topic. It really belongs in the OT forum.
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David wrote:This is getting way off topic. It really belongs in the OT forum.
Who are you to decide, MONKEY MAN! :D
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I am..............

































Your Father!
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Yeah, this is between me an HDS! :evil:

*While HDS is distracted w/yelling at David, IG pulls out a blaster and shoots him in the head.

Anyway, back to the YV, why is the NR trying appeasement policies? Have'nt the realized that the YV will wipe them out?
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*gets up from the floor*
I loathe the YV, they give me headaches

*sabers of IG's legs*
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Arsehole! *reattaches legs.

*Grabs lanvarok off the wall and proceeds to beat HDS senseless.

Here you go! *hands HDS over to the YV.* That'll be 1.5 million...thank you. :)

YV: This one will make an excellent sacrifice......*walks away.
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IG-88E wrote:Yeah, this is between me an HDS! :evil:

*While HDS is distracted w/yelling at David, IG pulls out a blaster and shoots him in the head.

Anyway, back to the YV, why is the NR trying appeasement policies? Have'nt the realized that the YV will wipe them out?

Pulls out Sith God and User099~ sick um boys!
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