I just wanted to take a minute ...

Shok Teenik · Post by **Shok Teenik** » 2003-12-16 08:56pm

come on, you paranoids, a joke that obvious is lost to you? don't you think after 6 to 12 months of lurking I wouldn't know the illustrous mr. Wong has a wife and kids? you know, it's not a habit of mine to use smileys, but I can slap a few on this post if it makes you feel better.

EDIT: eh, forgot to turn the damn things on. there.

and people wonder why I haven't posted before? well, here you have it. people always tend to get me wrong.

you big meanies you. I'm going to mope now.

and you can't claim those Vorlon ship designs don't look sexy to you. if you do - you're lying!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-16 08:57pm

Quick! When he turns to mope, hit him on the back of the head with a croquet mallet!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-16 09:00pm

The flames are merely stirring the cold soup of apathy.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-16 09:02pm

Darth Wong wrote:Quick! When he turns to mope, hit him on the back of the head with a croquet mallet!

Screw that!

*grabs the sledge-o-matic right out of Gallagher's hands*

I'll hit him with this!

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-12-16 09:02pm

Of course, when someone makes moronic, juvenile, and whole-hearted trolling posts, the first thing they should do when they're called a troll is to say they're misunderstood, troll, do some moping, and troll some more.

Rather boring, ain't he? At least the Efitness babies got pissy and cracked almost immeidately.

*Hopes it's just a matter of time...*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-12-16 09:03pm

Darth Wong wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Should we skin him alive, in honor of tradition? Not that I would be involved in the skinning, I'm too new. But ritualistis removal of skin from new members would have to be fun to watch.
Technically, I'm not sure how one goes about skinning newbies alive, since we don't actually have his physical body in confinement.

Damn you and your logic! Takes the fun out of everything...

Darth Wong wrote:But we can perform ritualistic mutilations via TGODs.

*Stomps on newbie's foot to get the festivities started*

Weeee!

Oh, and I know it's your name and all, but everytime I see "Darth Wong" it just brings bad images to my mind...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-12-16 09:06pm

*opens garage door, looks around, yells
"Godddammit! Honey, that little green Canadian family of muppets stole our croquet set again!"

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-16 09:16pm

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Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-16 09:16pm

RogueIce wrote:Oh, and I know it's your name and all, but everytime I see "Darth Wong" it just brings bad images to my mind...

Thats the idea.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-12-16 09:19pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Oh, and I know it's your name and all, but everytime I see "Darth Wong" it just brings bad images to my mind...
Thats the idea.

Well, bad as in "wrong" as in "somewhat sexually related" as in... Well, you get the idea.

Shok Teenik · Post by **Shok Teenik** » 2003-12-16 09:21pm

Of course, when someone makes moronic, juvenile, and whole-hearted trolling posts, the first thing they should do when they're called a troll is to say they're misunderstood, troll, do some moping, and troll some more.

of course, juvenile posts are simply out of the question in a thread about barbequing (sp?) people while gnomes gnaw on their ankles! ah, what was I thinking? *slaps forehead*

wait, is this all part of the hazing ritual?

damn, this is getting overly complicated. maybe I should just publish my irrefutable calcs (based on accurate scaling from screencaps of myself) that clearly show I am real, hmm? or should I just sacrifice some Tribbles on the great stony altar of the Disciples of Wong?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-12-16 09:23pm

Shok Teenik wrote:
Of course, when someone makes moronic, juvenile, and whole-hearted trolling posts, the first thing they should do when they're called a troll is to say they're misunderstood, troll, do some moping, and troll some more.
of course, juvenile posts are simply out of the question in a thread about barbequing (sp?) people while gnomes gnaw on their ankles! ah, what was I thinking? *slaps forehead*

wait, is this all part of the hazing ritual?

damn, this is getting overly complicated. maybe I should just publish my irrefutable calcs (based on accurate scaling from screencaps of myself) that clearly show I am real, hmm? or should I just sacrifice some Tribbles on the great stony altar of the Disciples of Wong?

dons the ceremonal robe, fills room with smoke, bangs drum

Bring forth the calcs, so the assfucking may commence!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-12-16 09:26pm

Shok Teenik wrote:
Of course, when someone makes moronic, juvenile, and whole-hearted trolling posts, the first thing they should do when they're called a troll is to say they're misunderstood, troll, do some moping, and troll some more.
of course, juvenile posts are simply out of the question in a thread about barbequing (sp?) people while gnomes gnaw on their ankles! ah, what was I thinking? *slaps forehead*

No, we Gnomes do that all the time. We hardly need an excuse. Ask a BM sometime.

wait, is this all part of the hazing ritual?

Um, sure, why not?

damn, this is getting overly complicated. maybe I should just publish my irrefutable calcs (based on accurate scaling from screencaps of myself) that clearly show I am real, hmm? or should I just sacrifice some Tribbles on the great stony altar of the Disciples of Wong?

You do that. I haven't been in the Vs debates lately, so I haven't seen any funny flames recently.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-12-16 09:28pm

Shok Teenik wrote:of course, juvenile posts are simply out of the question in a thread about barbequing (sp?) people while gnomes gnaw on their ankles! ah, what was I thinking? *slaps forehead*

*Wonders if the troll notices the mockery started *after* his juvenile banter, especially since he's the one who created this thread in the first place...*

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-16 09:34pm

Yeah, um, this is getting stupid. Shok, you have used up all your words.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-12-16 09:40pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Yeah, um, this is getting stupid. Shok, you have used up all your words.

Yeah, messing with a troll is kinda like toying with a chatbot; listen to the first few things it says, say some weird shit to it to see what it does, and then get bore once its responces get repetitive.

Maybe just ignoring it will make it do something new.

Shok Teenik · Post by **Shok Teenik** » 2003-12-16 10:06pm

see? see...? I made them all by myself with Microsoft Crayon! they're all supported by canon facts, too.

look, I'm not sure how to get this through to you, but I'm not a friggin' troll. it is rather sad, and kinda funny, that my life to you is trolling, but fact is, I really do look up to all the people who take the time to come up with speculations and calculations on something that's not there, especially the works of mr. Saxton, mr. Wong and mr. Poe. in all honesty, I wish I'd have what it takes to come up with their numbers and their theories.

now, go hunt your damn trolls somewhere else. I understand you're bored here, now that the Star Trek side of the debate pretty much decimated, but for chrissakes, I'm not your enemy. if this sillyness continues much further, I'll go back to being a lurker and happily forget I ever tried to communicate with any of you. then you're back to square one, no would-be troll, no new poster. boring, eh?

of course, now your reply will be "that's exactly what a troll would do!" right? 'cause I'm a troll, right?

right.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-16 10:08pm

Err...I don't think you sound much like a troll, dude. *shrugs* Not that it makes a difference, but there it is.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-12-16 10:09pm

Shok Teenik wrote:<img src=http://www.kolumbus.fi/teenik/calcs.gif>

hehe... HTML...

Damn, he fixed it!

Oh, by the way, Ein makes better Paint images.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-16 10:12pm

Um yes, I think we get the idea....
HE TOUCHES HIMSELF AT NIGHT!!!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-12-16 10:15pm

Zaia wrote:Err...I don't think you sound much like a troll, dude. *shrugs* Not that it makes a difference, but there it is.

Ditto.

I mean, really, because he uses some humor and probably sarcasm he's now a troll? Jesus, 95% of the board's fucked then. Unless you got some Super Secret Information you aren't sharing...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-16 10:16pm

No offense dude, but you look like you're on something in that pic.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-16 10:30pm

And now, a quick message from the Stardestroyer.net Information Minister!

(sorry, I couldn't resist!

)

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-16 10:34pm

If you aren't a troll you should put some effort into not sounding like you are mocking us.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-16 10:36pm

Kewl! A Newbie!!

*takes aim with Railgun*