Inventory: Aluminum Baseball Bat, Wooden 'Mini' Ball-Bat, Two-Foot Blowgun (I need darts for it), Sixteen-Inch Black Bowie Knife, Slingshot, several Pocketknives sharp enough to shave with, Laser Pointer to Blind attackers with, and Brass Balls big enough to use 'em all on anyone dumb enough to commit a violent crime within my sight.
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What I want is a Six-D-Cell Xenon-bulb Mag Light and those swords my sister's getting me for Yule (Christmas for you worshipers of 'god').
Needless to say, anyone stupid enough to rape or hurt anyone else here will find their Gene Pool Pass revoked!