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A cartoon character?

BRIAN (Family Guy)

A TV Dinner?

MINI KIEV

An Animal?

A GIANT SLOTH

A Planet?

JUPITER (kiss my ass, other planets!)

A soup flavour?

OXTAIL

A disease?

COMMON COLD

An emotion?

HORNEY

A type of metal?

COPPER

A car?

A MINI

A toy?

A SUPERLASER

A season of the year?

AUTUMN

A vegetable?

TOMATO

A book genre?

SCI-FI

A TV Show?

BABYLON 5

A song?

ODE TO JOY

An emoticon?

8)

Another nation on SD.net?

GERMANY

A part of the body?

A FEMALE BREAST

An Item of clothing?

A BRA

A superhero?

SUPERMAN (natch).
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Beaker wrote:Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire :D
Beaker is amassing secret files on all of us in order to discover and exploit our weaknesses and thus gain ultimate control of SD.

I hate it when he does that.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

I hate Matt Damon and there's not a damn thing you can do about it

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Morrigan wrote:
Beaker wrote:Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire :D
Beaker is amassing secret files on all of us in order to discover and exploit our weaknesses and thus gain ultimate control of SD.

I hate it when he does that.
Im just trying to gain ultimate control over you Morry...

The rest is just a smokescreen :wink:

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Rye wrote:I remember 2 of those. There was one really badass one where sonic was the leader of a resistance cell against robotnik who had taken over the world, that was really grim and dark. Then there was the formulaic dull as hell predictable one, with poor comic relief and stupid resolutions, naturally, the stupid one outlasted the good one.
Yeah, the good one was on ABC, the lamer one was on USA.

Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move!
Sonic, he's got an attitude!
Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move!
Sonic, he's got an attitude!
Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing aliiiiiiiiiiiive!



And you want to know the scary part? I typed that all up from memory, :mrgreen:
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A cartoon character -- Underdog, not only is he a superhero he's got a great theme song.

A TV Dinner -- Hungry Man Buffalo Strips because I eat the thing so often.

An Animal-- Sabre-toothed tiger just because suddenly being the only one alive would make me even more intimidating than the big teeth.

If we are allowed fantasy animals I'd want to be a dragon. Besides being cool they are powerful, can fly, live a very long time, and are often as intelligent (or more) as humans.

A Planet -- Mars: The whole god of War thing, Holst's Bringer of War, cool sci-fi stories about Mars and one really big mountain (extince volcano). Plus my moons would be Deimos and Phobos. Plus I'm a guy. I think I'm supposed to be from there or something.

A soup flavour -- Chicken Noodle or New England Clam Chowder. Chicken Noodle because that's my favorite and the Clam Chowder because I like it even more but I think it's a little too thick to be considered soup.

A disease -- Erectile Dysfunction. Just because I've gotten tired of the viagra & levitra commercials. Not to mention health plans that will pay for pills so some geezer can get it up but won't pay for a young woman's birth control pills.

An emotion -- spite because I'm not doing to well with the love thing.

A type of metal -- non-ferrous I don't want magnets (or anyone else) to have power over me.

A car -- The Batmobile because "chicks dig the car". Hey it's big, black and rocket propelled. Plus it has that cool sliding cockpit thing.

A toy -- An action figure

A season of the year -- Fall, because in the US hardly anyone says Autmn. :P I just like the weather better at this time. It's a little on the cool side which I like. It's football season and in much of the country the leaves on the trees will turn and fall.

A vegetable -- A potato. It's the one I resemble the most right now. :) It's also the most tasty in the most varieties and combinations.

A book genre -- Fantasy I like the fantastic and heros and such especially in settings that bring a emotional response.

A TV Show -- Andromeda, because with the original premise and set up I'd have to be better than what the current version of the show has turned into.

A song Behind Blue Eyes because it sounds pretty but it could also be used to inspire a movie villian, hopefully one what would actually defeat the hero for once.

An emoticon :D Not because I feel that way but because I'm a smart ass and if it weren't for the big grin emoticon I'd get myself in a lot more trouble than I already do.

Another nation on SD.net Australia, because I've been there and it seemed nice. I've also liked what I've been hearing when it comes to how the government has been protecting the consumers from BS laws like that stupid video region crap. Also, there were lots and lots of hot young women in the Perth/Freemantle area when I was there. :)

Oh yeah, it's also close to New Zealand. :D

A part of the body -- The eye. Because it's the most interesting part of the body to look at and it sees.

An Item of clothing -- Some pretty woman's favorite comfy sweatshirt.

A superhero -- Hyperion. I like the name and there's something about being a Superman rip-off that appeals more to me than being Superman.
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Beaker wrote:
Morrigan wrote:
Beaker wrote:Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire :D
Beaker is amassing secret files on all of us in order to discover and exploit our weaknesses and thus gain ultimate control of SD.

I hate it when he does that.
Im just trying to gain ultimate control over you Morry...

The rest is just a smokescreen :wink:

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 8)
Bah! You already know most of my weaknesses.

PS: Nice evil laugh.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

I hate Matt Damon and there's not a damn thing you can do about it

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A cartoon character? Bender (Futurama)

A TV Dinner? Pasta with some kind of sauce...

An Animal? A Cat, they so lazy.

A Planet? Jupiter (it has the best music)

A soup flavour? French Onion

A disease? er, ....

An emotion? Feeling Stylish (its an emotion im sure)

A type of metal? Gallium (u heard)

A car? Saab 9-3

A toy? A Nerf Gun

A season of the year? Winter, innit.

A vegetable? Onion

A book genre? Sci-Fi like Dune

A TV Show? Coupling (tahts well funneh)

A song? The Caesars - Jerk It Out

An emoticon? :idea: then :?: since most of my ideas seem to pop in there then pop out a second later.

Another nation on SD.net? Chile

A part of the body? er,,, Lips

An Item of clothing? Hat (dont know why)

A superhero? Spawn
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Rye wrote:
Kuja wrote:A cartoon character?
Sonic the Hedgehog. (Does anyone else remember that cartoon?)
I remember 2 of those. There was one really badass one where sonic was the leader of a resistance cell against robotnik who had taken over the world, that was really grim and dark. Then there was the formulaic dull as hell predictable one, with poor comic relief and stupid resolutions, naturally, the stupid one outlasted the good one.
I really really liked the Che Sonic the Guerilla cartoon, and utterly despised the One-liner Every 5 Seconds Sonic. The former I believe was based on a comic book too, but my newsagents down here are unfriendly towards comic books so I could never get into it.

Also the game kicked arse, but that ought to go without saying. :wink: 8)
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Oh well, in the immortal words of the Cranberries “everyone else is doing it, so why shouldn’t we?”

A cartoon character: Aubrey out of Something Positive

A TV Dinner: Schnitzel, baby.

An Animal: A cat. They seem to have it all worked out pretty nicely.

A Planet: [bites tongue]

A soup flavour: Creamy Seafood Bisque With Croutons. There are inexplicably several packets of this in my pantry.

A disease: Bubonic plague. If you’re going to be a disease, you may as well be a hum-dinger.

An emotion: Confusion coupled with impotent rage.

A type of metal: Tungsten.

A car: A Lada Niva.

A toy: Something unsuitable for small children.

A season of the year: Winter.

A vegetable: I’m practically one already.

A book genre: Post-modern fantasy.

A TV Show: Test pattern.

A song: Zooropa by U2.

An emoticon: :banghead:

Another nation on SD.net: If you mean what other country would I like to be in, England, obviously. If you have somehow become confused and disoriented and think you are on NS and want to know what other forum member I would like to be, no one because presumably some poor fool would then have to be me.

A part of the body: The left nostril. Do I need a reason?

An Item of clothing: An odd sock.

A superhero: Does Delirium from the Sandman comics count as a superhero? Otherwise, I would become Captain Grumpy, the world’s surliest superhero, with the ability to overpower my enemies with my persistent whining.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

I hate Matt Damon and there's not a damn thing you can do about it

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Morrigan wrote:Oh well, in the immortal words of the Cranberries “everyone else is doing it, so why shouldn’t we?”

A cartoon character: Aubrey out of Something Positive

A TV Dinner: Schnitzel, baby.

An Animal: A cat. They seem to have it all worked out pretty nicely.

A Planet: [bites tongue]

A soup flavour: Creamy Seafood Bisque With Croutons. There are inexplicably several packets of this in my pantry.

A disease: Bubonic plague. If you’re going to be a disease, you may as well be a hum-dinger.

An emotion: Confusion coupled with impotent rage.

A type of metal: Tungsten.

A car: A Lada Niva.

A toy: Something unsuitable for small children.

A season of the year: Winter.

A vegetable: I’m practically one already.

A book genre: Post-modern fantasy.

A TV Show: Test pattern.

A song: Zooropa by U2.

An emoticon: :banghead:

Another nation on SD.net: If you mean what other country would I like to be in, England, obviously. If you have somehow become confused and disoriented and think you are on NS and want to know what other forum member I would like to be, no one because presumably some poor fool would then have to be me.

A part of the body: The left nostril. Do I need a reason?

An Item of clothing: An odd sock.

A superhero: Does Delirium from the Sandman comics count as a superhero? Otherwise, I would become Captain Grumpy, the world’s surliest superhero, with the ability to overpower my enemies with my persistent whining.
Are you in a bad mood today or something babe? :?
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Beaker wrote:Are you in a bad mood today or something babe? :?
I've been suffering from boredom, unemployment & Beaker withdrawel. In a better mood now.

PS: The Captain Grumpy thing is a bit of a running joke.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

I hate Matt Damon and there's not a damn thing you can do about it

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A cartoon character? Taz. He is the most party animal-type as far as I see it.

A TV Dinner? Beer and pretzel.

An Animal? Eagle. You can freely fly anywhere you want.

A Planet? Coruscant . Imagine a planet wich surface is a whole city.

A soup flavour? Chicken.

A disease? Ebola. If you ever be a disease, make the most of it!

An emotion? Anger. It's the essence of Dark Side of The Force (TM).

A type of metal? Adamantium.

A car? Dodge Viper.

A toy? Lego. On the second thought, make me a Death Star.

A season of the year? Winter, but it's because I'm a psychrocist.

A vegetable? Spinach. Did you watch Popeye when you're kid?

A book genre? Weird horror tales. You know, the kind written by H.P. Lovecraft. Ia! Shub-Niggurath!

A TV Show? MTV's The Osbournes.

A song? Ultra Nate's Free.

An emoticon? :twisted:

Another nation on SD.net? Huh?

A part of the body? Tongue.

An Item of clothing? Shirt.

A superhero? Kalib from Worlds Without End Saga (Chuck Sonnenburg).
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Robert Walper wrote:A toy? A Borg cube.
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Cartoon character - Brian Griffin
TV Dinner - Mac and Cheese with Broccoli
Animal - Swan
Planet - Minbar
Soup - New England Clam Chowder with Crushed Saltines
Disease - TB
Emotion - Unease
Metal - Mercury
Car - Dark Green Plymouth Voyager
Toy - Lego Castle Inhabitant
Season - Early Autumn
Vegetable - Red Pepper
Book Genre - Reference
TV Show - Babylon 5
Song - the Overture from Parzifal by Wagner
Emoticon - :(
Another Nation - Ireland
Body Part - The small amount of a belly women often get.
Superhero - Batman
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If you were any of these things what would you be and why?

A cartoon character? Pip or Captain Caveman :)

A TV Dinner? none

An Animal? Owl

A Planet? Pluto

A soup flavour? ugh.. *sensored*

A disease? Afoni

An emotion? Apathy

A type of metal? Silver

A car? Aston Martion V12 Vanquish

A toy? My old Darth Wader figure

A season of the year? Autumn

A vegetable? Kiwi

A book genre? Fantasy

A TV Show? Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memories

A song? Never ending story

An emoticon? ;D

Another nation on SD.net? ---

A part of the body? Eyes

An Item of clothing? pants

A superhero? Dr Fate
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A cartoon character?
-Darkwing Duck because I've always liked him the best among cartoons.
A TV Dinner?
-Salsbury Steak with Macaroni and Cheese, because I can be pretty simple at times.
An Animal?
-Siberian Tiger
A Planet?
-Neptune
A soup flavour?
-Homemade. Turkey with wild rice. This is contrast to the Salsbury Steak thing above.
A disease?
-Heart desease. If I must destroy someone, go for the heart.
An emotion?
-love. I love too many people, and it hurts sometimes.
A type of metal?
-silver. Gold shines too much. I prefer a subtler approach.
A car?
-Honda Crx. My first car.
A toy?
-legos. My creative side.
A season of the year?
-Autumn. I'm colorful, but swing between bursts of heat and cold.
A vegetable?
-carrot
A book genre?
-Fantasy. I see a thousand different worlds in my imagination.
A TV Show?
-West Wing. Serious, yet can be funny at times.
A song?
-"You" by VAST. I absolutly love this song.
An emoticon?
:angelic:
Another nation on SD.net?
-England. Mmmmmmmsexyenglishgirlsmmmmmm
A part of the body?
-Eyes
An Item of clothing?
-Leather Jacket. I can't count the number of times I've loaned my jacket to people and walked in the cold.
A superhero?
-Any superhero or already established ones?
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