Found on Slashdot: A Night at Sir Haxalot's (Rated WTF)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-17 03:13pm

Anonymous Coward at Slashdot wrote:Sir Haxalot was tired after another long day of karmawhoring at slashdot. "Hacky," his mother called, "time for dinner!" Sir Haxalot came upstairs from the basement where the bright lights of the kitchen temporarily blinded him. "Mommy, it's too bright in here!" he complained. His mother smiled "Come here, Hacky. Let mommy make you feel better."

He followed her voice but kept his eyes tightly shut. He felt a hand massage his crotch.. "MMmm... mommy, you know I like that..." "Yes dear, mommy knows.." The hand undid his zipper and pulled his turgid member forthwith.

A warm mouth gently licked the head of his penis. It didn't take long. Only moments later a jet of hot wad shot into the mouth.. "Did you like that?" his mother asked from behind him.. "Wha..?!" he asked, suprised. Opening his eyes he saw his daddy eagerly swallowing every drop of his cum.

"DADDY!! You came back!" cried Sir Haxalot. "Hello son," his father replied, "I had a lot of thinking to do and this was the best way I could think of to apologize for leaving you after that intense round of sodomy 3 years ago."

"That's OK, daddy. I know you had problems keeping your job as the school janitor. I don't believe anything the other kids said about you touching their pee-pees and putting your pee-pee in their bums."

His father lost his smile "Son.. that's what we have to talk about.. it's true. For 17 years as a school janitor I was a filthy sodomite. I'd take little 12 year old 'pee-pees' in my mouth and get them hard. Once the lad was past the point of caring, I'd get him to stick it in my bum. Then I'd have my way with them. It was a good 17 year stretch but now, with these new damn laws, I'll have to keep my penchant for anal excusions strictly here at home. 'Home is where the Hard is' you know."

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

EDIT: Damn pesky quote tags...

EDIT2: Damn quote tags AGAIN!

EDIT3: Damn Typodemons (and I added a thread rating)

EDIT4: FNORD! <-- Just for shits aand giggles!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-12-17 03:24pm

That is all.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-17 03:26pm

uh...... *speechless face*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-12-17 03:38pm

...... Incest. interesting.

"I'll have to keep my penchant for anal excusions strictly here at home. 'Home is where the Hard is' you know."....lmfao.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-12-17 04:56pm

reading those never gets any easier -_-

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-17 05:39pm

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2003-12-17 05:50pm

If only I could read the subtitles...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-17 06:08pm

Psycho Smiley wrote:If only I could read the subtitles...

"Einy does not touch himself at night!"

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2003-12-17 06:09pm

Thanks!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-17 06:51pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Psycho Smiley wrote:If only I could read the subtitles...
"Einy does not touch himself at night!"

Wagh!??

Oh Hells yes I do! And Often!!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-12-17 08:13pm

You see, this is why I don't visist slashdot.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-12-17 08:44pm

Simply beautiful.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-17 09:17pm

And the level of the board drops another peg. Someone post this on True Christians United.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-12-17 09:25pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:And the level of the board drops another peg. Someone post this on True Christians United.

Could fuel to "Gays are evil." if someone does.

~Jason *Not as if this story is true anyway, but who knows what they'll do.*

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-12-17 09:45pm

I'm beginning to detest those moronic /. spammers.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-18 01:06pm

Crayz9000 wrote:I'm beginning to detest those moronic /. spammers.

I think they're funny.

Now the Yahoo Groups porn spammers are a different story! *brandishes a LART*

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-12-18 01:48pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I think they're funny.

Some are funny, yes, but the majority of them are brainless idiots who are only intent on clogging /. with meaningless chatter. A lot of it is aimed at the moderators (which is also stupid, since the moderators are just general /.ers picked at random).

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-12-18 01:57pm

What's this Slashdot?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-18 02:23pm

Rated "WTF" indeed.

Now I have a need to find something to clear my mind.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-18 05:10pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Rated "WTF" indeed.

Now I have a need to find something to clear my mind.

Go find some nice wholesome porno.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-19 01:48pm

Cosmic Average wrote:What's this Slashdot?

HEATHEN!!

It's www.SlashDot.org

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-12-19 06:06pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Rated "WTF" indeed.

Now I have a need to find something to clear my mind.

try touching yourself