What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?

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Mine are just some woman I find attractive doing sexy stuff. That's all it really needs to be for me, however.
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Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
Would Nitram and Tevar fantasizing about each other count? :P
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Similar to Durandal, I also "constructed" my fantasies in a somewhat rational manner.

One of my favorites is the "alone on a remote, uninhabitated island with this hot chick" scenario.

Presumeably, I'm lucky enough to get on the same airplane with the girl, it crashes, we're on a deserted but somewhat bountiful island(as the only survivors..boo hoo)...and things go from there. :lol:
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Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
I have the dirtiest fantasies about jmac & muse, most of them involve me having naughty 3-somes with them and the 2 of them having lesbian makeout sessions.

To answer the original question, when I was a virgin I used to fantasize about banging SI swimsuit models, Kathy Ireland was the one I thought about doinking the most.
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Durandal wrote:I'm genuinely curious. Do you fantasize about famous women/men? Or do you stick to the people you know personally?
Usually girls I have a crush on. It's usually easier to imagine myself touching them, than somebody I've never met.
Darth Wong wrote:I guess I'm not as creative as you guys. My fantasies generally started with the girl on a bed, already assuming the position to present her ass to me.
Mine usually have... well, some sort of "prologue" before the action starts. Such as myself being in a gym's dressing room after having taken a shower, and the woman in question then entering the room wearing nothing but a towel... (I'll leave the rest to your imagination)
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Durandal wrote:I'm genuinely curious. Do you fantasize about famous women/men? Or do you stick to the people you know personally?
yes, and including those I .... make up.
Back in high school, I always had to construct plausible scenarios for my fantasies. It couldn't be as simple as the Girl of The Night running into my bedroom and jumping me. There had to be some sort of at least semi-believable circumstances involved, like, "Well she just got done with volleyball practice, and no one else is around but me, so she asks me for a massage ..." yada yada yada. As I said, semi-believable. Sometimes I'd have to rationalize it with my schedule though.

Does anyone else do shit like this? Am I just fucked up because I'd devote that much thought to a sexual fantasy, where the normal rules don't have to apply?
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I usually think of sexual encounters i've had a dn just replay them in my mind, or i do the same only with Porn Movies instead of my own sexual experieces. Before i had access to porn DVDs and a sex life i just jerked off over a porno mag. I was easier to please back then, now it takes something moving to make me cum.
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Girls I know are easier to reconstruct in my mind.
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Typically my fantasies involve me having sex, period. And insofar they are indeed fantasies.
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Darth Wong wrote: I guess I'm not as creative as you guys. My fantasies generally started with the girl on a bed, already assuming the position to present her ass to me.
This probably just means that you were getting more than we were. Our elaborate fantasies had to do with eventually having sex. Your's had to do with jumping right to sex in just the way you wanted it. :twisted:
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I am a sad indvidual. I tend to stick to a specific peson I know personally, and the actual "plot line" has to be actually believable, and at least mildly likely.

Tends to start out in the computer room, playing random flash games and reading web comics, or in the pool randomly attempting to bring the water level down so the pump can be turned on.

Progresses to random flirting yadda yadda yadda
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Tsyroc wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I guess I'm not as creative as you guys. My fantasies generally started with the girl on a bed, already assuming the position to present her ass to me.
This probably just means that you were getting more than we were. Our elaborate fantasies had to do with eventually having sex. Your's had to do with jumping right to sex in just the way you wanted it. :twisted:
Yeah, I think it probably has something to do with the inexperience of some of the other people. It seems to me that many of their fantasies revolve around concocting some plausible reason for having sex, because that's what they think about with respect to real girls. With me, the only "scenario" I ever need to get sex in real life is just to ask "wanna have sex?" so it feels too contrived to bother inventing elaborate scenarios in my fantasies.

Mind you, I don't even recall what I fantasized about when I was 19. Fantasies aren't like real events in your life; if you don't write them down, they get forgotten (or at least, that was the case for me).
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Darth Wong wrote: Mind you, I don't even recall what I fantasized about when I was 19. Fantasies aren't like real events in your life; if you don't write them down, they get forgotten (or at least, that was the case for me).
I agree. I think I can only remember two of the sex fantasies I had in high school and the both involved the same girl. I probably remember them because nothing real ever happened between us. :(
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I used to have a sex fantasy that involved me having a the power to have sex with any girl i wanted and that after sex they would forget that they were ever with me. But that is about as far as it goes, no plot line no dirty talk, just hardcore sex.
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Let's just say that my fantasies do indeed fall within the genre of the same name, add that I'm a BDSM fetishist, and finish with the fact that I genuinely do not want to enact them.

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My fantasy would be to actually have sex with a woman!

Physical Intimacy scares me <runs and hides>. :oops:
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InnerBrat wrote:Let's just say that my fantasies do indeed fall within the genre of the same name, add that I'm a BDSM fetishist

you want to fuck leather clad elves?
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Zac Naloen wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Let's just say that my fantasies do indeed fall within the genre of the same name, add that I'm a BDSM fetishist

you want to fuck leather clad elves?
Sounds kinky. Let's do it :mrgreen:
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Zac Naloen wrote:you want to fuck leather clad elves?
You don't?
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XaLEv wrote:
Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
Does that dream I had about IB count?
Let's have some details and then I'll let you know. If you already posted about it and I missed it, just direct me toward the nearest link, would you, dahlink?

And I really want Einy to answer my question, including the NUMBER of people from here that he's fantasized about. If it's anything near the number of guys he finds attractive-- :shock: ! Oy.
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I already know I'm fantasized about by the gay male population of the board (this is not a boast; it is a statement of fact). I'd love to know which females fantasize about me, and I suspect most other guys would as well.
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Zaia wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Does that dream I had about IB count?
Let's have some details and then I'll let you know. If you already posted about it and I missed it, just direct me toward the nearest link, would you, dahlink?
No details, really.

Anyway, all I can remember is that we were on our sides and I was penetrating her fom behind while rubbing her clit.
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Wish I could have a nice detailed dream about having sex. :P
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I once dreamt that I was having sex with a fat chick with no legs. Needless to say, I was quite glad when I woke up before it got too far.
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Durandal wrote:I already know I'm fantasized about by the gay male population of the board (this is not a boast; it is a statement of fact). I'd love to know which females fantasize about me, and I suspect most other guys would as well.
It is true... Though, it has been some time since I have done so...
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