Something I have always been afraid to ask

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-12-17 07:22pm

OK, we know the average penis size is 5.5-6 inches. My question is, where does the measurement start? From the top were it connects? From the side where it connects, or all the way back behind the testicals?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-17 08:35pm

Never thought about that...I personally measure from the side.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-12-17 08:36pm

My understanding is that it is to the top, but I'm not exactly an expert on such things.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-17 08:48pm

Base to tip, usually running along the topside.

For width, measure at the base.

(yes, I've measured Nitram. Stop giggling.)

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-12-17 08:58pm

LadyTevar wrote:(yes, I've measured Nitram. Stop giggling.)

*giggles anyway*

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-17 09:37pm

How do you truly find width? Would it be simpler to measure circumfrence and solve? Or try and measure along the front?

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-12-17 09:51pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you truly find width? Would it be simpler to measure circumfrence and solve? Or try and measure along the front?

Using circumference only works if it's perfectly circular. What I'd do is use the silhouette. Hold a ruler flat against the side and lean back. See where the edges line up and take the difference between the measurements to get the width.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-17 09:58pm

So, is there any sort of reccomended measuring insturment?

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-17 10:01pm

From base to tip...my penis is 8.5inches long...which I think is great...not too big...not too small

Probably too much information for you but hey...nobody has ever accused me of being shy

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-17 10:07pm

It's pointless to ask a guy how long his own dick is. Every young guy in the world claims to have a porno-sized dick if you ask him. Very few are willing to admit to having an ordinary-sized dick.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-17 10:18pm

Darth Wong wrote:It's pointless to ask a guy how long his own dick is. Every young guy in the world claims to have a porno-sized dick if you ask him. Very few are willing to admit to having an ordinary-sized dick.

My dick size is completely accurate...I have no reason to lie to a group of complete strangers over the net about it...what would be the point?

Besides...Im 30 years old...A handsome bastard...and I get enough real life action...its not like I'm cruising for a cybering

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-12-17 10:20pm

I refuse to measure mine on principle. However, ein's seen it, so i'm sure he could tell you.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-12-17 10:21pm

Beaker wrote:My dick size is completely accurate...I have no reason to lie to a group of complete strangers over the net about it...what would be the point? Besides...Im 30 years old...A handsome bastard...and I get enough real life action...its not like I'm cruising for a cybering

*Proceeds to kick Beaker in the nuts* Not you. *grumbles about having an ordinary dick*~Jason

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-17 10:41pm

Why would you be unhappy about having an ordinary-sized dick? Is it important for you to have a porno-sized member instead? It's not as if women will suddenly start flocking to your side if your dick grows another two inches.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-12-17 10:46pm

Can someone post a picture on how to measure yourself? I still don't understand how to do it

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-12-17 10:46pm

Oh if you were referring to me, I'm fine with it. In fact the idea that it should grow two inches longer would leave me distraught as I may not be able to do what you like Mike.

I should sharpen my humor in the last one....*with a smiling

*~Jason

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-17 10:47pm

Darth Wong wrote:Why would you be unhappy about having an ordinary-sized dick? Is it important for you to have a porno-sized member instead? It's not as if women will suddenly start flocking to your side if your dick grows another two inches.

No, don't listen, Jason! It's a lie! That's exactly what we would do! Flockitty-flock!

It really makes little to no difference, and there is such a thing as being too big. So do not lament and get grumbly.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-17 10:52pm

Zaia wrote: It really makes little to no difference, and there is such a thing as being too big. So do not lament and get grumbly.

Less than three inches?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-17 10:53pm

My dick is average sized at best, and no chick has ever told me it's too small or wished it was bigger. I'm not a porn star, I don't need a king-size pecker. It would make underwear selection and unwanted boners a pain to deal with.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-12-17 10:57pm

Darth Wong wrote:Why would you be unhappy about having an ordinary-sized dick? Is it important for you to have a porno-sized member instead? It's not as if women will suddenly start flocking to your side if your dick grows another two inches.

To quote Yoda in TESB: "size matters not."

or does it?

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-12-17 11:01pm

Zaia wrote: It really makes little to no difference, and there is such a thing as being too big. So do not lament and get grumbly.

Yub Yub!~Jason

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-12-17 11:05pm

Hey i have as ordinary a dick as you can get. I am just happy that it is not small... that much i do know

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-17 11:10pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Zaia wrote: It really makes little to no difference, and there is such a thing as being too big. So do not lament and get grumbly.
Less than three inches?

Yes, less than three inches is ENTIRELY too big. I shudder at the thought. Look. Look at me, shuddering. In fear. Apprehension of all that beef. Eeek. Too much. I draw the line at 2.47 inches. Anything bigger--Lord have mercy, I don't even want to think about how much that would hurt. Oh shudder, shudder. The fear, pain, etc.

WE NEED A SARCASTIC FONT, GODDAMNIT!!!!!

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-12-17 11:13pm

Zaia wrote:WE NEED A SARCASTIC FONT, GODDAMNIT!!!!!

Very much so, but what would it look like?

~Jason

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-17 11:17pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
Zaia wrote:WE NEED A SARCASTIC FONT, GODDAMNIT!!!!!
Very much so, but what would it look like? ~Jason

A three-inch dick? Sorta like your pinkie finger without the nail, I'd say.

Seriously, I don't know--it could really be ANY font, as long as it was linked up with the [sarcastic] blah-dee-blah [/sarcastic] code shit.