Something I have always been afraid to ask

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-17 11:19pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:
Zaia wrote:WE NEED A SARCASTIC FONT, GODDAMNIT!!!!!
Very much so, but what would it look like? ~Jason

Something like this?

http://www.1001freefonts.com/fonts/sfonts4.htm

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-17 11:19pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Less than three inches?

That only happens if it got blown off in the war.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-12-17 11:26pm

Darth Wong wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Less than three inches?
That only happens if it got blown off in the war.

Actually, there's a condition called micro penis where it's only like 2 centimetres long.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-12-18 12:28am

Darth Wong wrote:It's pointless to ask a guy how long his own dick is. Every young guy in the world claims to have a porno-sized dick if you ask him. Very few are willing to admit to having an ordinary-sized dick.

I am 18. My penis is about 6 1/4" long.

"Every" is a dangerous word to use.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-18 01:17am

When a measurement is undertaken, is it while it's erect or not?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-18 01:24am

Gandalf wrote:When a measurement is undertaken, is it while it's erect or not?

Measurements are taken while the phallus is flaccid and folded in half.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-12-18 01:27am

While erect, approximately 7 in. I could take some better measurements later on I suppose. Ten measurements and a statistical standard deviation would produce pretty decent results. The error would probably be somewhere in the area of +/- 0.2 in. or so.

Worlds Spanner · Post by **Worlds Spanner** » 2003-12-18 02:04am

Quite a diversity I see.

Frankly, I wouldn't know where to put mine if it was bigger than the 6 inches or so I would guess it is.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-18 02:54am

XaLEv wrote:
Gandalf wrote:When a measurement is undertaken, is it while it's erect or not?
Measurements are taken while the phallus is flaccid and folded in half.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-18 04:59am

Right, fine, I'm small or at the least below average on this issue, a year ago, it bothered me, fragile male pride and all that, but I'm philosophical on the issue these days, I can't help what I've been born with and it's hardly as if there's only one way to please a woman. In theory, of course, as yet, sheer inexperience and cluelessness has not led me within a few lightyears of the baseball field, never mind bases.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-18 06:34am

My dick is so big It has its own dick, and my dicks's dick is still bigger than your dick.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2003-12-18 07:09am

Darth Fanboy wrote:My dick is so big It has its own dick, and my dicks's dick is still bigger than your dick.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-12-18 08:13am

Darth Fanboy wrote:My dick is so big It has its own dick, and my dicks's dick is still bigger than your dick.

I would like to say both yuck and ouch to that.

Guys with smaller wieners enjoy a better oral experience, I would think. They probably don't run the risk of unhappy meetings of sensitive cock and gashing tooth.

Me, I don't enjoy head so much.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-18 08:20am

i dunno if im particularly unusual or anything... but i've never measured, nor do i really care all that much.

Its gets the job done... well i assume it does anyways.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-12-18 08:25am

I'm sure we all know that measuring is not necessarily a hardy standard of manhood. I prefer the following questions:

1) Does your penis function properly when required?

2) Do your partners really enjoy sex with you, and recommend you to all their friends?

When you're under 40, a yes answer to both is good enough pride for a guy. When you're over 40, just having a yes answer to number 1 is cause for joy, I'm told.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2003-12-18 08:50am

Zaia wrote:Yes, less than three inches is ENTIRELY too big. I shudder at the thought. Look. Look at me, shuddering. In fear. Apprehension of all that beef. Eeek. Too much. I draw the line at 2.47 inches. Anything bigger--Lord have mercy, I don't even want to think about how much that would hurt. Oh shudder, shudder. The fear, pain, etc.

WE NEED A SARCASTIC FONT, GODDAMNIT!!!!!

*Goes to get metre ruler, measures*
Zaia, I'm sorry, but we can never be...

*Ahem* While erect I am 6" give or take a a cm. While flacid I'm half that.

Anyway, I don't see the point about lying about the size to people online because to them it doesn't matter.
I don't see the point about lying to girls to get them into bed because that like promising and full english breakfast and giving her toast instead.
In short (no pun intended

) be happy with what you got because you can't change it and people mocking you because it's either small or big isn't going to change it and wishing it was smaller or bigger isn't going to change it.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-12-18 08:52am

Last time I checked, about 6 to 7 inches. It was a long time ago(when I was 18 or 19 I think), and I haven't been concerned enough to check since(perhaps this thread may impose some paranoia

). Since I'm 6'2 now, relatively speaking, I have a very average size I believe. I wouldn't put it past 7, if that.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-18 10:30am

Darth Fanboy wrote:My dick is so big It has its own dick, and my dicks's dick is still bigger than your dick.

Yeah, while mine's so big, that when I get an erection, I pass out from lack of blood flowing to other parts of my body!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-18 10:37am

Incidentally, whilst all this is going on, it seems a good point to bring out the Lord of the Rings member humour, we jokingly referred to a friends penis as Orthanc, which then led to comments about huge glimmering sharp pointy towers rising out of a sparse and de-shrubbed woodland, we then went for an encore with another friend dubbing his to be Fangorn, morning wood from hell, enormous mobile oaken monster. Which left me with Baradur. Which, upon further extrapolation, involves an enormous spiky tower with a great fiery eye on top, with a habit of collapsing if people tried putting small objects in the nearby crack of Doom.

Read into that what you well, somewhere, Tolkien is laughing at us all...

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-12-18 12:17pm

muse · Post by **muse** » 2003-12-18 12:50pm

Sam Or I wrote:OK, we know the average penis size is 5.5-6 inches. My question is, where does the measurement start? From the top were it connects? From the side where it connects, or all the way back behind the testicals?

How you measure it depends on how big you want it to be.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-18 02:25pm

Its not all good having a big penis...yeah you may say...god I really want one...but alot of women dont like it...it hurts them a little...some of my ex-girlfriends found my dick a little too uncomfortable...so I had to be gentle as opposed to just going for it...

Gentle is good sometimes...but after a night on the town...when you want to get wild...well...so you see...it has its down points

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-18 02:41pm

Mine's 8 inches

Frank Hipper wrote:Guys with smaller wieners enjoy a better oral experience, I would think. They probably don't run the risk of unhappy meetings of sensitive cock and gashing tooth.

Me, I don't enjoy head so much.

I love sucking on a guy's dick if it's smaller than 6 inches, because the small ones usually get ROCK HARD! Dicks over 8 inches are hella fun for me to deep-throat.

I don't like getting head anywhere near as much as I like giving it tho. In fact, I couldn't care less for it...

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-18 02:42pm

i'm surprised nobody's made an actual penis measuring thread yet.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-18 02:45pm

Beaker wrote:Its not all good having a big penis...yeah you may say...god I really want one...but alot of women dont like it...it hurts them a little...some of my ex-girlfriends found my dick a little too uncomfortable...so I had to be gentle as opposed to just going for it... Gentle is good sometimes...but after a night on the town...when you want to get wild...well...so you see...it has its down points

Welcome to the Club, Beaker. I have exactly the same trouble, except that 6 inches can be uncomfortable if shoved in too quickly or without lube (remember, it's a guy's ass, not a girl's pussy)

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