We're all gonna die!!!!!

[Vertigo1]

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NON PRECIPITATION STATEMENT
URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KANSAS CITY-PLEASANT HILL MO
1055 AM CST WED DEC 17 2003


...TEST...TEST...TEST...

.UNUSUALLY HOT WEATHER HAS ENTERED THE REGION FOR DECEMBER...AS THE
EARTH HAS LEFT ITS ORBIT AND IS HURLING TOWARD THE SUN.

MOZ012-021-172251-
ANDREW MO-CLINTON MO-
1055 AM CST WED DEC 17 2003

...EXCESSIVE HEAT WATCH IN EFFECT FROM THIS AFTERNOON TO LATE
TONIGHT...

UNUSUALLY HOT WEATHER WILL OCCUR FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS
AS THE EARTH DRAWS EVER NEARER TO THE SUN. THEREFORE...AN EXCESSIVE
HEAT WATCH HAS BEEN POSTED.

STAY TUNED TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO AND OTHER LOCAL MEDIA FOR FURTHER
DETAILS OR UPDATES.

$$
HEINLEIN
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HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK
HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KANSAS CITY/PLEASANT HILL MO
558 AM CST WED DEC 17 2003

KSZ025-057-060-102>105-MOZ001>008-011>017-020>025-028>033-037>040-
043>046-053-054-171900-

THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR NORTHWEST...NORTH CENTRAL AND
WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI...AS WELL AS EXTREME EASTERN KANSAS.

.DAY ONE...TODAY AND TONIGHT

A FAST MOVING UPPER LEVEL SYSTEM OVER EXTREME NORTHERN MONTANA WILL
RACE SOUTHEAST TODAY...ARRIVING IN NORTHWEST MISSOURI THIS EVENING.
LOW LEVEL MOISTURE WILL BE LACKING WITH THIS SYSTEM SO ONLY A FEW
SPRINKLES ARE POSSIBLE THIS EVENING...AND THEN A FEW FLURRIES DURING
THE PRE-DAWN HOURS OF THURSDAY MORNING.

.DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...THURSDAY THROUGH TUESDAY

NO HAZARDOUS WEATHER IS EXPECTED.

.SPOTTER INFORMATION STATEMENT...

SPOTTER ACTIVATION IS NOT ANTICIPATED.


&&

THIS PRODUCT...ALONG WITH OTHER WEATHER...HYDROLOGIC AND CLIMATE
INFORMATION IS AVAILABLE ON THE WEB AT HTTP://WWW.CRH.NOAA.GOV/EAX OR
HTTP://WEATHER.GOV.

(note: This has been taken down already. What I have quoted is what was originally posted "by accident".)

So THATS why we've been getting so much hot weather lately.....

[Chardok]

Umm....I don't get it....Why was that first part even posted? a joke by someone on the NOAA staff?

[Lagmonster]

Now THAT's a weather report you don't see every day:

"30% chance of massive devastation this afternoon with slightly lessening horrifying death heading into tomorrow."

Sounds like a test post that they threw up to see that it was working alright, and then took down quickly. Although they misspelled 'hurtling'.

[Vertigo1]

Umm....I don't get it....Why was that first part even posted? a joke by someone on the NOAA staff?

It was part of a test to check the script they use. They say it was accidental, but you and I both know its BS. They're just covering their asses from the gullable masses that would believe that was true. Anyways, its pretty damn funny. Saw it on Tech Live this morning.

[General Zod]

Now THAT's a weather report you don't see every day:

"30% chance of massive devastation this afternoon with slightly lessening horrifying death heading into tomorrow."

ROFLMAO! that's damned funny. . . .

[Andrew J.]

I wonder if anybody believed it.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

*peeks out from under desk*

[aphexmonster]

well if its a hoax then i guess i can go back to worrying about breaking off from the states and going to chill with hawaii ....






alaska can come too

[Companion Cube]

well if its a hoax then i guess i can go back to worrying about breaking off from the states and going to chill with hawaii ....

Russia: AHHHH! MOTHERLAND!!!




Nice to see those NOAA guys have a fully functioning sense of humour.

[Defiant]

Now why am I thinking of the episode of the "Twilight Zone" where the woman think's the Earth is heading toward the sun and she dreams of something cold, when in fact the Earth is heading away from the sun and everyone will freeze.