Jesus loves Homosexuals!

Worlds Spanner · Post by **Worlds Spanner** » 2003-12-18 02:28am

http://mccchurch.org/index.htm

Very interesting ministry.

Some very good articles, if you like theology with a surprising dose of logic:

http://mccchurch.org/HandBible/HandBible.htm
http://mccchurch.org/notsin/notsin.htm
http://mccchurch.org/Rstory2/1rstry2.htm

Reading a little more it appears to be a splinter protestant church founded in the 60's by a gay minister, which has since then propagated and done various things.

Also, I see it's based in Hollywood, CA. This may undercut it's image as a serious church.

Does anyone know anything about this group?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-18 11:29am

Metropolitan Community Church? I've heard of them. They're real and they're 'good guys'. So don't be going attacking them like we do (or not) Nukeyweb or other Creationist web boards.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-12-18 05:26pm

Yea, yea, and David and Jonathan were gay lovers...

No, really. Read your Bible again if you don't believe me.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-18 05:30pm

You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-18 05:47pm

Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!

ROTFLMAO!!! FUQ! FUQ! FUQ!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-12-18 08:11pm

Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!

That could be a good idea, but it would eventually face competition in the form of Salvation King(tm) and Mary's(tm).

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-12-18 08:26pm

Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!

Religious salvation is enough of a pre-packaged and marketed commodity as it is. Don't give them any more ideas.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-12-18 08:28pm

You lie! Jesus Hates Stupid Homosexuals Like You™

http://www.babysue.com/jesushates.html

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-12-18 08:57pm

Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!

Bad time to mention I've seen the phrase 'Over 1 billion saved' on a church's message thingy?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-12-18 10:38pm

Our LORD, Jesus Christ wrote:Don't you get it? All men are homosexuals! But God says it's wrong, so no one is supposed to act on their true desires! That's the basis of Christianity. You're not supposed to do the things you really want to do. Next question.

Well, that would clarify a great deal of fundie thought...

Here. Thanks, Bob McDob.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-18 11:01pm

Bob McDob wrote:You lie! Jesus Hates Stupid Homosexuals Like You™

http://www.babysue.com/jesushates.html

When I was only 5 years old, God greased up my carrot and held it in his hand. As he lovingly stroked my onions he told me, "Son, don't you ever let any man do what I'm doing to you right now. Only stick your carrot into barnholes. Carrots go into barnholes. Got that? Don't you go sticking your carrot into another man's mouth or mystery hole...or you'll DIE and go to HELL."

That's really all I have to say about that page.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2003-12-19 10:55am

Two points they made which made me smile, truly:

The most beautiful word in the Gospel of Jesus Christ is "whosoever" . All of God's promises are intended for every human being. This includes gay men and lesbians.

This is a duh statement that seems to be missed all the time.

Biblical Interpretation and Theologyalso change from time to time. Approximately 150 years ago in the United States, some Christian teaching held that there was a two-fold moral order: black and white. Whites were thought to be superior to blacks, therefore blacks were to be subservient and slavery was an institution ordained by God. Clergy who supported such an abhorrent idea claimed the authority of the Bible. The conflict over slavery led to divisions which gave birth to some major Christian denominations. These same denominations, of course, do not support slavery today. Did the Bible change? No, their interpretation of the Bible did!

We have some definate liberal thinking which makes perfect sense coming from California. But this point makes so much sense I could shit myself.

Go MCC.

Crimson Raine

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-12-28 12:42pm

Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!

ROTFLMAO!!!
"Would you like lies with that?"

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-28 01:09pm

I think Jesus was a closet homo. I mean come on, he and his twelve men wandering the desert...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-28 02:15pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I think Jesus was a closet homo. I mean come on, he and his twelve men wandering the desert...

CRAP you beat me to it.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-28 02:24pm

CrimsonRaine wrote:Two points they made which made me smile, truly:

The most beautiful word in the Gospel of Jesus Christ is "whosoever" . All of God's promises are intended for every human being. This includes gay men and lesbians.
This is a duh statement that seems to be missed all the time.

Biblical Interpretation and Theologyalso change from time to time. Approximately 150 years ago in the United States, some Christian teaching held that there was a two-fold moral order: black and white. Whites were thought to be superior to blacks, therefore blacks were to be subservient and slavery was an institution ordained by God. Clergy who supported such an abhorrent idea claimed the authority of the Bible. The conflict over slavery led to divisions which gave birth to some major Christian denominations. These same denominations, of course, do not support slavery today. Did the Bible change? No, their interpretation of the Bible did!
We have some definate liberal thinking which makes perfect sense coming from California. But this point makes so much sense I could shit myself.

Go MCC.

Crimson Raine

My beliefs have been shaken.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-12-28 02:29pm

That would be sarcasm, right?

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-28 02:38pm

Actually, no.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-28 02:50pm

Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!

Actually, there used to be a fastfood chain called "Church's Fried Chicken".

However, I don't know whether it's around anylonger.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-12-28 08:14pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!
Actually, there used to be a fastfood chain called "Church's Fried Chicken".

However, I don't know whether it's around anylonger.

They're practically everywhere in the United States.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-12-30 02:45am

Darth Gojira wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!
ROTFLMAO!!!
"Would you like lies with that?"

Nice. That one's going in long term memory...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-30 06:46pm

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!
Actually, there used to be a fastfood chain called "Church's Fried Chicken".

However, I don't know whether it's around anylonger.
They're practically everywhere in the United States.

... because chicken tastes like chicken!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-30 09:26pm

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:You know, the spelling of "mccchurch" looks an awful lot like McChurch. Perhaps McDonald's could try expanding into a new field.

I can see it now:

McChurch. Over 1 billion saved!
Actually, there used to be a fastfood chain called "Church's Fried Chicken".

However, I don't know whether it's around anylonger.
They're practically everywhere in the United States.

That's why I've never seen them, dispite having been in more than a dozen states?

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 09:28pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote: Actually, there used to be a fastfood chain called "Church's Fried Chicken".

However, I don't know whether it's around anylonger.
They're practically everywhere in the United States.
That's why I've never seen them, dispite having been in more than a dozen states?

Hell, there were even a couple in Canada, being based out of various Harveys' joints. I've never eaten it, being about 7 at the time, but have heard that it was pretty good.

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