Something I have always been afraid to ask

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-18 02:45pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i'm surprised nobody's made an actual penis measuring thread yet.

Old News!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-18 02:58pm

@ thread.

I've not measured myself because I don't care to. -shrugs-

I'm surprised.. not a single thread yet (AFAIK) on being a grower or shower. ;P

~ver

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-18 03:17pm

Zaia wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Zaia wrote: It really makes little to no difference, and there is such a thing as being too big. So do not lament and get grumbly.
Less than three inches?
Yes, less than three inches is ENTIRELY too big. I shudder at the thought. Look. Look at me, shuddering. In fear. Apprehension of all that beef. Eeek. Too much. I draw the line at 2.47 inches. Anything bigger--Lord have mercy, I don't even want to think about how much that would hurt. Oh shudder, shudder. The fear, pain, etc.

WE NEED A SARCASTIC FONT, GODDAMNIT!!!!!

Walks away, 5.53 inches dejected.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-18 04:28pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Walks away, 5.53 inches dejected.

You measured yours to 2 decimal places?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-18 04:35pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Walks away, 5.53 inches dejected.
You measured yours to 2 decimal places?

8 - 2.47 = 5.53, correct?

~ver

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-18 04:37pm

verilon wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Walks away, 5.53 inches dejected.
You measured yours to 2 decimal places?
8 - 2.47 = 5.53, correct?

~ver

Only if the 8" figure is accurate to two decimal places, ie- 8.00

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-18 04:40pm

Darth Wong wrote:Only if the 8" figure is accurate to two decimal places, ie- 8.00

True.. Damn you. Stupid accuracies. Gah.

~ver

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-18 04:44pm

That's one thing I hate about sig figs. And on topic, I've never measured myself. You may find out later today

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Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-18 04:48pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Walks away, 5.53 inches dejected.

I'll still suck it

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-12-18 04:53pm

Big enough to get the job done right, small enough I don't have underwear issues. Me and my penis: perfect together.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-18 04:57pm

Darth Wong wrote:
verilon wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: You measured yours to 2 decimal places?
8 - 2.47 = 5.53, correct?

~ver
Only if the 8" figure is accurate to two decimal places, ie- 8.00

It's a rough estimate, because I know some of the ladies here like their estimates rough.

Read Ein's post.

Nothin' personal, man, that was just... whoa.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-12-18 05:01pm

i have a miniscule penis i swear!

... although, maybe i should just learn to keep my mouth shut

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-18 05:04pm

My cock is quite average save in girth. Yet it has never been an issue with anyone I slept with and the fact that they tend to come back for more is a good indication to me that the "Motion of the ocean not size of the boat" crowd is correct. There are size queens out there but they are few and far between.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-12-18 06:25pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i'm surprised nobody's made an actual penis measuring thread yet.

Actually, there was one a while back, before you joined. I believe it was around January 2003.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-18 06:38pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:i'm surprised nobody's made an actual penis measuring thread yet.
Actually, there was one a while back, before you joined. I believe it was around January 2003.

Don't remember WHEN it was... but I do remember that thread.

~ver

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-18 06:46pm

I mentioned this once in the aforementioned thread, but I might as well mention this again: the huge dildoes in sex toy shops are more often purchased by male customers then female customers. Women tend to prefer a midsized dildo, not a really big one. It's the men who are preoccupied with size.

Tolya · Post by **Tolya** » 2003-12-18 06:53pm

Concerning that each male has a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time, I am quite surprised at the almost scientific debate that goes on here.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-18 07:13pm

Zaia wrote: It really makes little to no difference, and there is such a thing as being too big. So do not lament and get grumbly.

No there isn't!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-18 07:17pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Zaia wrote: It really makes little to no difference, and there is such a thing as being too big. So do not lament and get grumbly.
No there isn't!

So you're one of those... how did Stravo put it... "size queens", Tevar?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-18 07:22pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:
Zaia wrote: It really makes little to no difference, and there is such a thing as being too big. So do not lament and get grumbly.
No there isn't!
So you're one of those... how did Stravo put it... "size queens", Tevar?

Let us just say that my first lover was quite large, so I prefer large members. Tiny thin ones don't get the job done.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-12-18 07:27pm

Just when You think you've seen the weirdest threadI forget who, but the person who cut their dick on a peice of bread, another one like this shows up.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-18 08:34pm

Agent Fisher wrote:Just when You think you've seen the weirdest threadI forget who, but the person who cut their dick on a peice of bread, another one like this shows up.

The first thread I saw in OT when I joined was "ANAL SEX." And I think it was about three pages long or so at the time.

~ver

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-18 09:41pm

Sounds pretty standard.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-12-18 10:06pm

THe best way to tell if you have a penis to be proud of is by using this measurement:

Stick it in a willing mouth. If you can feel the back of the recipient's throat, you're ok.

And if said person can't whistle while you are lodged in their mouth, you are A-ok.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-18 11:13pm

LadyTevar wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
LadyTevar wrote: No there isn't!
So you're one of those... how did Stravo put it... "size queens", Tevar?
Let us just say that my first lover was quite large, so I prefer large members. Tiny thin ones don't get the job done.

So what are you doing with Nitram then?

*Rimshot* Ba Doom Boom!

Just' playin just playin....