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Was just watching some porn and got to thinking about this.

What do all of you think of this? Anyone ever done it?

Girls?



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meh, theres just so many better spots to place your penis ... why waste it on their chest ?
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It's an interesting, but pointless idea. Like aphex said, there are many better places to put it. And this is SDN, so we all know which area i'm thinking of...
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3rd Impact wrote:It's an interesting, but pointless idea. Like aphex said, there are many better places to put it. And this is SDN, so we all know which area i'm thinking of...
no, go to hindu scripture and bring us back a link to the excat form you are speaking of.....

damn and how many forms are there in that book just for anal?
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You guys kidding? One of my girlriends just loved to have me sit back in a chair while she used her breasts and the tip of her tongue on me. Its fucking great.

she was also into having me come on her in that position too when she didn't feel like swallowing. *Insert reminiscent sigh here*

FYI shes also the girl that introduced me to spanking
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[ZZ Top] She wore a pearl necklace! She wore a pearl Necklace! [/ZZ Top]

i dated a girl who was rather well endowed a few years back. for some reason she loved it when i greased up the twins a launched like old faithful on her chin.
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I couldn't give a flying fuck either way.
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When you can choose from three openings (soft and wet[vaginal], dry and tight[anal], flexible and many moveable parts[oral]) then why wast it that way?
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I couldn't give a flying fuck either way.
What if it were a really pretty, really fat bloke with huge man boobs? :twisted:
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Hmmm....I really want to say something nasty or relay a story or two but the fact is I am not a tit man, have never been. Most of my girlfriends have been in the A and B cup range. (Happens when you like girls who weigh about 100pounds and are 5'1 but I digress) So no tit fucking sorry.

Toe fucking on the other hand I have committed with relish on several occasions much to the lady's delight when they're not expecting it. :twisted:
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Stravo wrote:Toe fucking on the other hand I have committed with relish on several occasions much to the lady's delight when they're not expecting it. :twisted:
Toe fucking? That's a new one. Should I be asking for details? :oops:
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It's fun but it's not something either me or my GF would want to do everyday. For us it's an occasional thing, we do it every once in a while and it's a nice change of pace I guess, kinda like when we go skinny dipping and have sex outdoors. My GF's breasts are truly wonderful.
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Stravo wrote:Hmmm....I really want to say something nasty or relay a story or two but the fact is I am not a tit man, have never been. Most of my girlfriends have been in the A and B cup range. (Happens when you like girls who weigh about 100pounds and are 5'1 but I digress) So no tit fucking sorry.

Toe fucking on the other hand I have committed with relish on several occasions much to the lady's delight when they're not expecting it. :twisted:
Toe fucking? Toe? Fucking? Toe fucking?

What the fuck?

Give me the breasts for they are best, though it's harder to do with any less well endowed girl than a 32C or so.
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Stofsk wrote:
Stravo wrote:Toe fucking on the other hand I have committed with relish on several occasions much to the lady's delight when they're not expecting it. :twisted:
Toe fucking? That's a new one. Should I be asking for details? :oops:
How do you think he is able to Write Star Crossed and maintain a sex life at the same time? He needs every hands free position he can get.
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I couldn't give a flying fuck either way.
What if it were a really pretty, really fat bloke with huge man boobs? :twisted:
LMAO!!!

Well, i am a bit of a chubby-chaser myself...
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Damn, I thought toe fucking was a well known thing... aww, naive youths, so cute... :lol:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I couldn't give a flying fuck either way.
What if it were a really pretty, really fat bloke with huge man boobs? :twisted:
LMAO!!!

Well, i am a bit of a chubby-chaser myself...
Ah, so that must've been what you were up to in the shower, if you weren't having sex as you claim... :wink:
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I couldn't give a flying fuck either way.
What if it were a really pretty, really fat bloke with huge man boobs? :twisted:
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I am a huge fan of boobies and I love the felling of having sex with them.
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All the titty fucking time. Full D cups are great for that.
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I can't go to this forum anymore without being accompanied by stabbing pangs of jealousy and burning rage.
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meh..me wifes titties get too sore to do that.. ah well ic an still bury me head in them and go brrrrbrrrrrbrrrrrr :twisted:
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Post by Pablo Sanchez »

Tit-fucking is alright for me, but I direct you to one of the lines from the fantastic film Scarface:

"In America, women love it when you fuck the pussy."

It is usually better for the girl to do it traditionally, but if she wants to do the titty-thing, then I have no complaints.
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HemlockGrey wrote:I can't go to this forum anymore without being accompanied by stabbing pangs of jealousy and burning rage.
Me too. After reading it, I actually wished the title was just a ploy to lure depraved members into something far less interesting.
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