Ever fallen asleep with your head on her breasts? Now that is a good feeling.Sporkzen wrote:meh..me wifes titties get too sore to do that.. ah well ic an still bury me head in them and go brrrrbrrrrrbrrrrrr
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
I don't suppose this is a good time to tell you that I'll be seeing "Return of the King" with my GF's sister and several of our sexy chick friends....HemlockGrey wrote:I can't go to this forum anymore without being accompanied by stabbing pangs of jealousy and burning rage.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
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Not really somethign thats ever appealed to me. The last woman i was in a relationship with was a devout catholic and considered letting me go down on her almost too kinky. She however did have extremely sensitive nipples and i could make her cum just with the proper combination to sucking and caressing. Damn all these sex threads, and no actual sex in my life at the moment.
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It is possible to do with smaller breasts.
It is entirely possible.
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Well, if that's not to your taste there's always finger fucking...aphexmonster wrote:after hearing toe fucking and male tit fucking ... im through with this thread ....
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Why stop there? What about fisting?aerius wrote:Well, if that's not to your taste there's always finger fucking...aphexmonster wrote:after hearing toe fucking and male tit fucking ... im through with this thread ....
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Bah! Substance, I must have my substance. I enjoy the athletic girls who still have an ass, hips, and breasts!Stravo wrote:Hmmm....I really want to say something nasty or relay a story or two but the fact is I am not a tit man, have never been. Most of my girlfriends have been in the A and B cup range. (Happens when you like girls who weigh about 100pounds and are 5'1 but I digress) So no tit fucking sorry.
Whoa Strav...Stravo wrote:Toe fucking on the other hand I have committed with relish on several occasions much to the lady's delight when they're not expecting it.
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Hmm... please do explain. With pictoral references, if possible.SirNitram wrote:It is possible to do with smaller breasts.
It is entirely possible.
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Well there's that too, but besides the fact that I don't know any women who'd let me do that, fisting is just not something I'd want to do. BTW, did you know that fisting porn is illegal in Canada?Stravo wrote:Why stop there? What about fisting?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
It's illegal in the US too. I was watching a behind the scenes making of bit for a Jenna Jameson video and she was mentioning the director constantly reminding her "thumbs out" so it wouldn't be considered fisting.aerius wrote: Well there's that too, but besides the fact that I don't know any women who'd let me do that, fisting is just not something I'd want to do. BTW, did you know that fisting porn is illegal in Canada?
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Not a big fan of tit fucking. Most girls don't have large enough breasts to make it worthwhile, and those that do don't seem to get that much enjoyment out of it in my experience. If I'm looking to spice up sex I usually change location (outdoors, hot tub, beach, shower) rather than changing to different erogenous zones.
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If your girlfriend has 42-DDs, then its very very interesting.
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I'm told it can be pretty fun and it's something I'd like to try out sometime soon...but I kinda need a BF first....
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Lemme call your sister up and see if she'll let me try it out with you.muse wrote:I'm told it can be pretty fun and it's something I'd like to try out sometime soon...but I kinda need a BF first....
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Yeah, but afterwards its basically the same as it was before, except for the fact that you're facing the possibility of still MORE sex with the person. To be honest, the first time I had sex was a little uncomfortable and was not as fun in concrete terms of pleasure as jerking off had often been. But it gets better the more times you do it.Metrion Cascade wrote:No, it gets drastically better DURING your first lay.
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I'm not sure, I stopped counting after 5. And besides, she gets her sister to whack me for her.Fighter of Foo wrote:And how many slaps does she owe you know?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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