Something I have always been afraid to ask

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Just when You think you've seen the weirdest threadI forget who, but the person who cut their dick on a peice of bread, another one like this shows up.

You mean Hamel? This isn't the wierdest and most depraved by a longshot. As long the BotM has Trinity vs. Mary Poppins, it can only manage a distant second at best.

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

THe best way to tell if you have a penis to be proud of is by using this measurement:

Stick it in a willing mouth.

That's all you have to do, really. If it gets past the fly and you don't hear gales of shocked laughter, you're not a mutant. If it gets somewhere warm and wet, yer wee man is off the hook, so to speak, and it becomes your show from there on in, pardon the phrasing.

If you get firsts, thank him. If you don't get seconds, blame yourself.

[LadyTevar]

So you're one of those... how did Stravo put it... "size queens", Tevar?

Let us just say that my first lover was quite large, so I prefer large members. Tiny thin ones don't get the job done.

So what are you doing with Nitram then?

*Rimshot* Ba Doom Boom!

Just' playin just playin....

I'll let Nitram deal with you......

[Lord Pounder]

Todger size have never been something that bothered me much. I guess i'm about average, just a wee bit over 6 inches but i've never actually measured it since mid puberty. I know it's enough to fit in the palm of my hand.

[haas mark]

Sounds pretty standard.

That was also 15 months ago.

~ver