Warning: Unauthorized entrys into US Airspace....

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-12-21 03:51am

Make sure you clear you flight with the proper authorities before entering US airspace.

I am not too stupid to dress my links

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-12-21 04:39am

A few peppermint candies, and America's borders are wide open.

Let's hope the Colombians never learn that trick.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-12-21 05:06am

That Santa's a bit on the thin side.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-21 09:26am

Acutally, while I was flying Friday morning, Radar Approach Control was saying silly stuff like 'all aircraft be advised, sleigh and raindeers spotted near Wegeb, moving southeast at 200 knots. Pireps appreciated.' We all got a kick out of that.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-12-21 09:59am

Uraniun235 wrote:That Santa's a bit on the thin side.

Probably Ms Clause putting him on one of those low-fat-hippie-vegan-diets!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-12-21 10:11am

better check the elves for boxcutters. Oh, and i hear Donner and Blitzen have converted to Islam and have ben red flagged by the TSA.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-21 04:14pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:better check the elves for boxcutters. Oh, and i hear Donner and Blitzen have converted to Islam and have ben red flagged by the TSA.

And rumor has it that Rudolph's red nose is really a superlaser, and Santa's bent on wiping out all of Congress in one swoop!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-12-22 12:15am

Santa's toys are really anthrax devices and he intends to deliver them to everyone.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-12-22 12:21am

Crown wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:That Santa's a bit on the thin side.
Probably Ms Clause putting him on one of those low-fat-hippie-vegan-diets!

More like a low protien hippie vegan diet. One that forces his body to rape his muscle tissue for amino acids

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-12-22 12:35am

Well, NORAD usually tracks Santa each Christmas anyways

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-12-22 01:01am

Just once I think it would be funny if the US government said that santa was shot down after entering restricted airspace.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-22 01:35am

Bow down, bow down.
Bow down to the power of Santa

or Be crushed, be crushed
by his jolly boots of Doom.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-12-22 02:00am

Agent Fisher wrote:Just once I think it would be funny if the US government said that santa was shot down after entering restricted airspace.

Santa's sleigh travels at some really high hypersonic speeds. Do we have anything capable of shooting it down?