Fuckface Drunk At Work (Updates)

[Montcalm]

Blue Collar Drunk At The Wheel Arrested,Also Unionized Colleague Arrested Trying To Hide Beer Bottles

[Faram]

I hate drunk drivers!

They are attempting murder every time they sit behind a wheel and I wish that the assholes would be charged with attempted murder every time they get caught!

I did kick the crap out of a drunk driver that had crashed into a ditch a couple of years back.

He flagged me down and asked me to help him get out of the ditch. I smelled his beerstinking breath but didn’t react to it I just waited until he turned his back. Then I kicked him from behind and gave him a couple of more kicks for good measure.

I had a friend that was killed buy a drunk driver and have absolutely no tolerance whatsoever for drunk drivers. If it where up to me every fucking one of them should be executed on the spot.

[Vertigo1]

If you ask me, they should execute people convicted of DUI's....

[General Zod]

meh. i hate idiots that can't drink responsibly. i'm not against drinking per se, but when you decide to get behind the wheel after drinking alot or don't know when to stop drinking, that's just being stupid.

[aphexmonster]

damn you guys are murderous

[Lord Pounder]

I'd be very happy to see an assclown die if it meant innocent people where kept safe. Drunk Drivers are the very highest order of assclown.

[Cal Wright]

Fuck. What's wrong with people. In fact, Friday night, a 16 yr old at my work got high, him and his buddies jumped in a car, and had an accident. They struck the car of a 20yr old girl and killed her. He's in the slammer now waiting. What the fuck?!?

[LadyTevar]

damn you guys are murderous

When I get hit headon by an underage drunk driving an unregistrated car on an expired liscense with no insurance and he totals both cars then tries to blame it on me?

Yes, I'm murderous

[EmperorMing]

damn you guys are murderous

When I get hit headon by an underage drunk driving an unregistrated car on an expired liscense with no insurance and he totals both cars then tries to blame it on me?

Yes, I'm murderous

I wouldn't call that murderous. I would call it pruning the human tree...

[darthdavid]

damn you guys are murderous

When I get hit headon by an underage drunk driving an unregistrated car on an expired liscense with no insurance and he totals both cars then tries to blame it on me?

Yes, I'm murderous

I wouldn't call that murderous. I would call it pruning the human tree...

Or skimming the gene pool.

[Montcalm]

Shitstain suspended without pay while city officials investigate the so-called incident I would`nt be surprised if he keep his job....thanks to the all mighty union.

[Kuja]

JesusfuckingCHRIST some people just deserve a shotgun blast to the head. Ever since Justin's death I've had zero tolerance for drunk drivers. People who can't be bothered to find a cab or a designated driver don't deserve to walk freely.

[ali-sama]

my dad died becaseu of one of these fuckers. head on collision. sent into a coma for a few months. all he could say was my name before he passed on:( I was 2.

[SyntaxVorlon]

damn you guys are murderous

When I get hit headon by an underage drunk driving an unregistrated car on an expired liscense with no insurance and he totals both cars then tries to blame it on me?

Yes, I'm murderous

I wouldn't call that murderous. I would call it pruning the human tree...

No better a time for the chainsaw of natural selection
*Go Darwin, he's our hero.

[The Third Man]

If you ask me, they should execute people convicted of DUI's....

every fucking one of them should be executed on the spot

very happy to see an assclown die

Here's another convicted drink driver. Would an automatic death penalty apply to him too?

[HemlockGrey]

Would an automatic death penalty apply to him too?

Did he actually drive the car? Obviously not, so probably no.

[Montcalm]

Here's another convicted drink driver. Would an automatic death penalty apply to him too?

He was not going to drive,he stopped the car when he noticed it was moving,and the cop was an overzealous prick.

[Gunshy]

At my high school, it was almost a badge of honor among some to get a DUI They'd be shooting their mouths off, and high fiving each other whenever they came back to school. This one asshole (may he rest in peace) did just that, until he finally ran out of luck. His crash always made the annual slide show they'd hold before prom. You'd always see his friends leave the auditorium in tears...or course, you'd later see them getting into their cars, drunk, at the after parties. Whatever.

More recently, a truck driver came to my work drunk. Took the fucker 5-6 tries to back his rig into the loading dock. After my boss smelled the alcohol on his breath, he reported the dipshit.

[Darth Wong]

Drunk drivers should be forced to play Russian Roulette a few times. Technically, it's not really executing them. It's just taking a person and putting him at great risk. Precisely the same thing they do to everyone else, hence poetic justice.

[Sea Skimmer]

Drunk drivers should be forced to play Russian Roulette a few times. Technically, it's not really executing them. It's just taking a person and putting him at great risk. Precisely the same thing they do to everyone else, hence poetic justice.

Be sure to make it Polish roulette for repeat offenders.

[The Third Man]

Drunk drivers should be forced to play Russian Roulette a few times. Technically, it's not really executing them. It's just taking a person and putting him at great risk. Precisely the same thing they do to everyone else, hence poetic justice.

Not "precisely". Russian roulette has a one in six chance of killing. Based on UK figures of around 500 deaths due to DUI and around 100,000 positive breath tests annually, the chance of a drunk driver killing is one in 200. You'd need a 200-chamber revolver. (That's assuming the 100,000 represent all the criminals, not just those caught and tested.)

Anyway, it's a flawed scenario, drink drivers also maim people (around 2500 serious injuries per year), which russian roulette does not. In the interests of precision poetic justice you could, for each convict, take another revolver with a one in 40 chance of firing and point it at a leg or other non-vital spot, to apply the same chance of being maimed by a drunk driver.

[Soontir C'boath]

A couple months before my family moved away from my father, he was drunk behind the wheel. Good thing though the cops stopped him, but the car is now gone.

Cyaround,
Jason

[His Divine Shadow]

Fuck. What's wrong with people. In fact, Friday night, a 16 yr old at my work got high, him and his buddies jumped in a car, and had an accident. They struck the car of a 20yr old girl and killed her. He's in the slammer now waiting. What the fuck?!?

I dunno, you did mention the cause in that same post.

[His Divine Shadow]

JesusfuckingCHRIST some people just deserve a shotgun blast to the head. Ever since Justin's death I've had zero tolerance for drunk drivers. People who can't be bothered to find a cab or a designated driver don't deserve to walk freely.

Mmm, I had around 4 beers or so last friday, such an amount don't really affect someone of my constitution, but you never know, so I didn't dare go home, though it's all straight road and forrests without humans, so I went to sleep at the place we usually hang out(like a sort of youth place, though we take care of it ourselves, it's like a basement next to this local theatre where we hang out) and went to sleep on a cold and uncomfortable couch.

[Montcalm]

JesusfuckingCHRIST some people just deserve a shotgun blast to the head. Ever since Justin's death I've had zero tolerance for drunk drivers. People who can't be bothered to find a cab or a designated driver don't deserve to walk freely.

Mmm, I had around 4 beers or so last friday, such an amount don't really affect someone of my constitution, but you never know, so I didn't dare go home, though it's all straight road and forrests without humans, so I went to sleep at the place we usually hang out(like a sort of youth place, though we take care of it ourselves, it's like a basement next to this local theatre where we hang out) and went to sleep on a cold and uncomfortable couch.

You were responsible enough not to drive,but there are shitloads of idiots who think they can still drive after(insert amount of beer here)and drive back home,not forgeting the shitstains who act like its acquired right to drive a car.